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FEATURES COACH K, PAGE 9 EDITORIAL TALENT OR SENIORITY?, PAGE 3 ENTERTAINMENT LEFT 4 DEAD, PAGE 10
Massapequa High School
FEBRUARY 2009
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Vol. LVII - ISSUE 4
Obama’s First Presidential Press Conference: Economy First BY TJ KELLY
MANAGING EDITOR
President Barack Obama had his first presidential press conference Monday, February 9, to discuss the most pressing issues that face the nation today. The top of his agenda for the conference was convincing the nation—mainly Republicans—that the economic stimulus plan is necessary in order to bring the economy up from its currently dangerous slump. According to the New York Times, an economic stimulus plan is meant to help reverse the effects of a recession through the use of fiscal policy. An economic stimulus plan would be expected to decrease the unemployment rate and increase consumer confidence, causing more spending and thus creating a more stable economy. Although this stimulus plan has the potential to turn the economy around from worse to better, President Obama admits that “the plan is not perfect.” However, the president believes that failing to act on the problem at hand “could turn a crisis into a catastrophe.” At Monday’s press conference, President Obama said, “I think that what I’ve said is what other economists have said across the political spectrum, which is that if you delay acting on an [economic problem] of this severity, then you potentially create a negative spiral that becomes much more difficult for us to get out of.” He compared the United States government’s potential
Obama speaks about what he plans to do as President of the United States.
lack of action to that of Japan’s “lost decade” in the nineties—ten years of rich culture and improved technology was seemingly lost due to the Japanese government’s failure to aid the deteriorating economy. President Obama mentioned throughout the press conference that this stimulus package was free of pork barrel spending, which many Republicans have accused him of in past weeks. He made it clear that, contrary to many Republican’s beliefs, the government’s plan is the only chance for the economy to turn around—the money spent in the stimulus plan is not just going to be thrown away to a lost cause. President Obama stated that he was
not willing to listen to “the folks who presided over a doubling of the national debt” when taking advice on what will and will not work for the economy. In order to surpass these differences, he is aiming on working towards bipartisan agreements between Democrats and Republicans in future decisions. “It’s going to take time to break down those bad habits” of reflexive partisanship,” said the president in the press conference Monday. Even with billions of dollars on the stimulus plan, he does not know what the future of America’s economy holds. “We don’t know yet whether we’re going to need additional money, or how much addi-
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tional money we’ll need,” He stated that he didn’t come into the nation’s capital “ginned up” to spend billions of taxpayer dollars. The president said that pushing a stimulus “wasn’t how I envisioned my presidency beginning.” The economy has certainly moved to the top of the new administration’s agenda list. His main concern is securing the nation financially by reversing the economic catastrophe caused by eight years of simply decreasing taxes while ignoring the underlying problems at hand. However, the president assured, “I’m more interested in looking forward than in looking backward.”
Snowball Brings Back the Dance The Senior Advantage?
slices and lasagna, beautiful dessert, and of course—loads of fun! On Saturday, January 17, the Ladies and Gentleman’s SoLadies and Gentleman’s Society of ciety member Jenna Amatulli said, Massapequa High School hosted its “I had a great time at the Snowball. first annual Snowball, open to all stu- The dance definitely exceeded my dents. Selling well over 100 tickets, expectations.” Teachers includthe Snowball was a huge success, ing Ms. Drezner and Mr. Romano which proved to graced students be very promising with their skilled for future dances. dance moves, and The Snowenthusiastic stuball was held in the dents contributed MHS upper gym, to exciting dancewhich was beautioffs as well. fully decorated with “The LaPhoto provided by Coach Canle dies and Gentlea blue and white theme, very fitting for the season, men’s Society really surprised me as well as its name. Wintry lights with this one. I wasn’t expecting to made the upper gym glow at 7 have nearly as much fun as I did,” p.m., as all the well-dressed MHS said senior Martin Constenla. students slowly filled the room. The best part of the night There was dance music, expertly was that every penny raised for this DJ-ed by our own wonderful Coach dance was donated to the National Sauter, lots of food, such as hero BY SARA PICKLES COPY EDITOR
BY CAITLIN WALDRON MANAGING EDITOR
When there is so much talent in a school like MHS, competition for all types of teams and ensembles is fierce. The rivalry and intensity among students during their artistic or athletic careers in high school often can match the level of professionals in their fields. However, when questions about the methods of picking parts and choosing teams arise, the people on the wrong end of the process (those who get cut, or those who feel their talents are underutilized) are usually behind them, and rightfully so. It is a natural and expected fact of a competitive process that those who do not make a team or ensemble will question the decisions of the advisors, be it coach or director, and will doubt the talents of those who do prove lucky enough to make the cut.
Issues usually revolve around one dilemma: is seniority a big enough reason to get a part in a play or a spot on a team? This uncertainty plagues the decisions of advisors year after year. It is an especially prevalent concern drama departments have to deal with across Long Island. Musicals are notoriously difficult to cast because the ensemble must be perfect for its specific musical—there is no room for wrong choices, because the success of the play hinges on the chemistry seen on stage and off, between cast and advisor, performers and audience. “Leads need to be able to interact with other characters, have chemistry, and have a good stage presence besides being able to sing extremely well,” said Mrs. Dempsey, one of the directors of the school play last year and this year. continued on page 2
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Vending Machines: The Instant Energizer BY LIZ HENRY CONTRIBUTOR
Waking up in the morning and going to school is not a hard task for some students. But for others it is just the opposite. What if there was a way to give those students a little boost of energy during the day? The answer: vending machines! At Massapequa High School a student’s first class begins promptly at 7:30 a.m. A student may have an elective or a main core class in math, science, social studies, and English, all of which require the student’s total concentration. This can be a difficult task to a student who does not have the time or desire to eat breakfast before school and therefore lacks the necessary nutrients in his body to stimulate his mind. If he could quickly stop at a vending machine prior to first period and pick up something as small as a granola bar, he would have the energy and nutrients necessary to get his mind energized. With the required nutrients in his body he would be able to focus more in class, comprehend more material, and as a result get a better grade. As the day continues, a student at MHS may easily become drained and lose stamina. Nine periods every day can easily drain a student. He may even fall asleep during a class! A student is allotted one period a day to have lunch. However, some students’ schedules become too full and a lunch period
becomes expendable. While students like water and Snapple. While the do have access to a cafeteria, it is cart may alleviate one student’s inconvenient and in a remote area of hunger throughout the day, the cart the school. If the vending machines is not available between every pewere on throughout the day, a stu- riod. This places some students at dent without a lunch period could a disadvantage, making it virtually quickly stop impossible to get a by a vending scrap of food. machine on While the his way to vending machines class. greatly benefit In adthe students and dition to benschool, there may efiting the be some downstudents, the sides. Access to school would vending machines also benefit. throughout the day Vending macould encourage chines turned students to leave on during the class to grab a school day snack. This could would lead increase disrupto more attions in the classtentive sturoom and students dents and may pay more profits from attention to their the sales. food rather than C u rtheir teacher. Adrently, the ditionally, rodents, vending insects, and vermin machines could become a are only on problem if students after school toss wrappers and and the only food in the halls. access to a There are garbage IAN GOODMAN//THE CHIEF snack, becans located in evsides the cafeteria, is the famous ery classroom, and three to four Cart Lady in the gym lobby. The cart garbage cans on every floor of MHS features a variety of snacks from the which make students less likely to famous cookies to bagels and drinks carelessly toss wrappers and food
about the school. Another problem faculty and parents may have with vending machines is obesity. Obesity is a tremendous concern, and teens and young adults are at risk of becoming obese due to a poor diet. Do not fear—MHS is one of the top schools in Nassau County and has a wonderful staff and faculty that have been educating students since the seventh grade about health and nutrition. As students mature, they become more independent and aware of their decisions. Giving students ownership of their health will encourage independence and healthy decision-making. As far as health concerns go, the school has the control over the foods in the vending machines. They have the power to put healthier foods into the machine, making the decision even easier for the students. Rather than putting in dangerous sugary foods, MHS can put in 100calorie packs, fruits, and whole grain items. Vending machines that are left on throughout the day can significantly benefit the school and the students. When a student is able to get the necessary nutrients, they are more energized and apt to participate and be more involved in class. The boost a quick snack from the vending machine can give will contribute to the positive learning environment in MHS.
The Senior Advantage, continued from page 1
But what about “deserving” a spot after years of dedication to the program? Does seniority ever come into play when choosing roles for a musical? Mrs. Dempsey answered, “No. Talent is the deciding factor. It is the only aspect (besides acting ability) that is considered when students at MHS try out for the musical. Some seniors think that they are entitled to the lead parts, but we go purely on talent as a singer and actor. We’ve been known to have ninth graders sweep the lead cast—a couple of years ago, in West Side Story, we had ninth graders in the parts of Anita and Bernardo.” Mrs. Greene, the other director, commented that, “We understand that the seniors have paid their dues, but whatever works best for the show is what is important.” They also pointed out that the directors’ heavy involvement in the show, including everything from pre-screening the play to regulating sets and costumes, make them the ones that know the play—and what’s needed in terms of talent and cast—best. This is a practical process and realistic decision-making creed, one that will almost definitely be used in
the ever-looming “real world,” but how fair is it to high school kids who have been dutifully waiting for their turn in the spotlight? Every year has its fair share of disgruntled and disappointed seniors, wondering why they were passed over for underclassmen. A senior at MHS stated, “People don’t get the opportunity— it’s high school, not Broadway.” Another agreed, saying “It’s not about seniority, but a lot of talented people were over-passed.” At Miller Place High School, a senior was incensed about the casting situation in her school’s musical. “The play chosen was, in my opinion, perfectly suited to our seniors in terms of our voices and our chemistry—but not one senior got a lead role. This group of seniors has been in the play each year since we were freshmen, and I think it is pretty ridiculous that the cast ended up the way it did.” With strong opinions and high hopes, it is inevitable that some will be saddened and frustrated over the casting of characters and placement of a lineup. The struggle of talent over seniority is one of the prevalent aspects of life, in and out of high school.
Read the Editorial on page 3 so see what Chief editors have to say.
Around the World in Three Minutes BY ANGELA ROAMER EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
ISRAEL- Recently, Israeli troops have withdrawn from the Hamas ruled territory of the Gaza Strip after a cease-fire was ordered mid-January, according to msnbc.com. The war began as a response to Hamas military arms that have one-eighth of the Israeli population within rocket range, in addition to years of conflict between Israel and the Gaza Strip. U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon deemed both sides’ actions, “outrageous,” and “appalling and unacceptable.” Additionally, there is an international investigation taking place over whether Israel used white phosphorus weapons while fighting. White phosphorus can be used in war to illuminate a target and is not illegal; however, it can cause serious burns. According to Amnesty International, if Israel was firing white phosphorus into highly populated areas of Gaza, Israel could be charged
with a war crime. The 23-day war totaled over 1,000 deaths and over 4,000 wounded in Gaza. SRI LANKA- Rebels in Northern Sri Lanka have conducted a series of bombing attacks in Eastern Sri Lanka. Due to the recent increase in activity, the Sri-Lankan military has opened a 14-mine “safe zone” at the edge of the rebel territory. From there, the 250,000 civilians trapped in the rebel area can be removed and brought to a safer area. Over 70,000 have perished in the violence. MEXICO- Mayor Eduardo Romero of Guanajuato, Mexico claimed Guanajuato the “kissing capital of the world” after an anti-obscenity law caused people to believe they would be fined for kissing in public. The government denied that accusation, but decided to suspend the passing of the law so the wording could be fixed.
OPINIONS
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POINT
Talent or Seniority? When the question of talent versus seniority was presented to the editorial staff of The Chief, the answer was a unanimous vote in favor of talent being more important. In the end, it comes down to what is best for the specific group, team, ensemble, whatever—if one wants to be the best, one has to use the best. Though it would be nice to have every person who tries out for a part get one, that is unrealistic and almost irresponsible of the director or coach. To hand out prime slots as rewards rather than really taking the time to determine where each person is suited detracts from the ensemble as a whole, and reduces the quality of the finished production. However, seniority does end up being a legitimate factor when adding in other elements, such as an even talent level. If two candidates are in a deadlock in every other respect besides age, the older one with more experience should get the part
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Foward with the Obesity Tax
or the slot on the roster. Effort also counts—improvement should be acknowledged by a superior position or more playing time. If a person decides to try harder in order to achieve more, then he or she should be rewarded for it. Even this, however, should not be used as pure reason to give a coveted spot. Leads in plays, captains on teams, and top editing positions on newspapers should be given out on a basis that is a combination of effort, dedication, and talent. Leading a team requires the person to reassure the rest that he or she knows exactly how to handle him or herself in all kinds of situations, good and bad. Although it is hard for some upperclassmen to accept that their younger counterparts may be more fitted for the role or position, sometimes that’s just the way it is.
should be a decrease in the rate of childhood obesity. The government is well with David Patterson, although in its rights to tax its citizens extra for blind, is a visionary. He can see America’s beer belly and cottage goods it deems unhealthy, as it has cheese thighs beneath his bald- done for alcohol and cigarettes. This ing head and NASCAR shirt. As money could be used to help further America is troubled with a spiral- the research into obesity and help ing economy at lows not seen since America’s citizens lose some weight. the Great Depression, it is being A Harvard study showed that an adsurpassed by China and India in the ditional consumption of one twelveounce soda a day increased the risk global market. Americans are increasing in of a child developing obesity by girth, and decreasing in brains. The sixty percent. The tax would reduce San Francisco Chronicle’s 2007 ar- consumption of high sugar drinks by ticle “American kids, Dumber than an estimated five percent and would Dirt” stated, “After all, the dumber generate revenue of around 404 milthe populace, the easier it is to rule lion dollars. There are 112,000 deaths and control and launch unwinnable in the United States a year wars and pass laws telling caused by obesity, and New them that sex is bad and Yorkers pay 6.1 billion on TV is good and God knows healthcare for adult obesity, all, so just pipe down and the second highest in the eat your Taco Bell DoubleU.S. Obesity can lead to life Supremo Burrito and be source: blogspot.com threatening conditions such glad we don’t arrest you for posting dirty pictures on your cute as type two diabetes, high cholesterol, and high blood pressure. little blog.” Like the tax increases on However, back to the original problem of America’s girth. cigarettes in the second half of the Childhood obesity is a huge problem 20 century a tax on “unhealthy food” for Americans, with fat children would help save lives. The governgrowing up to be fat adults. Obesity ment is just trying to help protect decreases the livelihood and pro- people from themselves. Consuming duction of our citizens as a whole non-diet sodas and smoking may in addition to our life expectancies. not have immediate effects on one’s With David Patterson’s 15 percent health, but both have shown to cause tax increase for all non-diet drinks, serious health problems later in life. including soda, there is expected be This tax seems like a bargain when a noticeable decrease in high calorie one remembers: a little less soda now soda consumption. As a result, there and a healthier tomorrow. COUNTERPOINT BY DAVID TROMPETER STAFF WRITER
No to the Obesity Tax BY BRIAN SMOCOVICH JOURNALISM STUDENT
Cartoon by Megan O’Brien
The Chief Editorial Staff EDITORS-IN-CHIEF Angela Roamer Marissa Cetin
SPORTS EDITOR Anthony Cassero Ben Sklar
MANAGING EDITORS Caitlin Waldron T.J. Kelly
COPY EDITORS Kevin McCarthy Kyle Fee Sara Pickles
HEAD COPY EDITOR Charlotte Burger PHOTO EDITOR Ian Goodman
EDITORIAL ASSISTANTS Noelle Witt Paige Snider Alivia Massimillo
ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR Jamie DeFilippis
PHOTOGRAPHER Jessica L. Bennett
ADVISER Elyn Coyle
Correction: In the November issue, all photos credited to Mr. Piotrowski should have been credited to Jessica L. Bennett.
The newly appointed governor of New York State, David Patterson, proposed a preposterous tax on all regular non-diet soda. This “obesity tax” is completely unnecessary because it influences our choices as Americans, contradicting the notion of a free market. Firstly, the nature of this tax is unconstitutional. Enacting this tax would mean that the government would have the ability to limit what the American public eats by taxing goods the government deems unhealthy. It is up to the public to choose how they eat. Raising the prices of food in order to force Americans to eat healthily is purely undemocratic and hinders freedom of choice. The new tax hardly seems to promote healthier living upon further inspection. Diet soda, which is exempt from the tax, contains artificial sugar (called saccharin) which can be dangerous to one’s health after repeated consumption. According to www.hc-sc.gc.ca, a Canadian health
site, Canada banned the use of saccharin in the 1970s, about the same time the United States proposed a ban, which was withdrawn in 1991. According to edinformatics.com, some studies shown on laboratory rats there was a noticeable increase in bladder cancer, after considerable consumption of saccharin. Although this study was not definitive, saccharin is a possible carcinogen for animals, so why should it be okay for human consumption? Finally, shouldn’t Governor Patterson be focusing on more important bills to be passed? He should not be wasting his time raising the prices of soda when he can be doing more important things like illegal immigration. As Governor he should be focusing more on helping the state of New York instead of instating petty taxes. Overall, this tax is a threat to the freedom of New Yorkers. We are citizens of the United States, and should not be influenced to eat one food or beverage over another because of a government tax.
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A Push for Farm Foods, Healthier Choices BY KATIE JACQUES STAFF WRITER
Public schools on Long Island are working to better their school lunch menus by adding healthier and fresher choices instead of serving frozen foods, which have little to no nutritional value. I think it is great that schools are making healthier choices for their students. It can be hard for students to eat healthily if they don’t have the right choices. Most kids today are overweight, which may be a result of the food that schools are serving. If schools serve healthier foods, kids will learn to eat healthier and then carry those
eating habits with them for the rest of their lives. The cafeteria at Massapequa High School has also been making changes in its menus to better students’ health. “We don’t make fried foods as much, only 3 days a week instead of 5 days a week, and we now offer grilled chicken and salads,” Maria, a cafeteria worker stated. It is great to see these healthy changes being made in our food selections, and it will definitely have a positive effect on all students. Schools don’t realize it, but the foods they offer will leave an impact on their students’ lives forever.
Minors Man the Store Alone BY CHARLOTTE BURGER HEAD COPY EDITOR
Once we teenagers turn 16, many of us sprint to the high school’s General Office to get our working papers. Finally we will be free, no longer dependent on parents and birthday and holiday gifts for spending money. Is this new independence, however, worth sacrificing our safety? On the majority, the New York State Department of Labor has done much to protect working minors. They have regulated what hours we can work, how many hours we can work, and what tasks we can and cannot perform. Nevertheless, there remains one untouched area: minors working in a store, alone. Minors working by themselves can be easy targets for criminals any time of day. After dark, however, when stores begin to close down and shopping centers become less populated, the danger level increases. A minor working unattended in the only open store in a shopping center is the perfect candidate for a robbery and/or abuse.
For instance, in September of 2008, in Chicago, a seventeen-year-old girl was working alone at night in a sandwich shop and was abducted from her store and sexually assaulted. Unfortunately, nothing can currently be done in response to situations where minors are working alone because there are no laws regarding such conditions. The Nassau County Youth Council, a teen advisory committee to the County Executive, is working to get such a law passed. The Council is currently writing a proposal, which they will present to county and state legislators in the spring. Having had the experience of working by myself at night, I know how dangerous and scary it can be. Additionally, having negative experiences in the work force now can be deterrents for teen workers when they enter the adult working world. Hopefully new laws will be passed to remedy the problems of teen workers and increase youth worker safety in the future.
Saturday Night Blind BY DAVID TROMPETER STAFF WRITER
The popular late night sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live has recently been attacked by the National Federation of the Blind, as well as David Patterson, after a skit where SNL regular Fred A r m i sen portrays New York governor David Patterson as an unintelligent representative not ready for the position he currently holds. While the sketch made one or two references to Patterson’s disability (i.e. holding a graph upside down), most of the sketch wasn’t focused on that aspect of Patterson. If the governor and the association for the blind are going to get offended over something so miniscule then maybe they didn’t watch the rest of the sketch. SNL didn’t target Patterson because of his blindness, but made fun
of him as a major politician of the state it is based in and criticized his decisionmaking ability and experience. SNL has made fun of politicians for years and for David Patterson to use the cop-out that he is exempt from an SNL skit because of his disability is ridiculous. What’s next, the banning of any sketch involving people in wheelchairs or the elderly? Gov. Patterson, get source: gothamist.com over it. If a large national show like SNL takes the time out of its busy schedule to take a jab at you it isn’t an attack on your character, but a playful jest. Those who take everything too seriously can laugh at nothing. Everything is too stressful for them and there is never enough time. Governor Patterson, laugh it off and don’t take it so seriously; look the other way.
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Nobody’s Watching BY JOHN NELLE STAFF WRITER
Nothing is scarier than the weak government regulation on the Federal Reserve System. During this time of economic recession, we as a nation need to be reassured that our government is not running away with our money, and destroying the dollar. Many people feel that the government has given the Federal Reserve System, also commonly known as “The Fed,” too much freedom in how they influence our money. “This could be more disastrous than the Great Depression” Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr., a well known economics expert, said. It is time to be educated on the power and problems of the Fed and the dangers we could face in the future. Most people cannot imagine America without the Fed; they view it as the heart of the country, our source of employment, the moneymakers, and the reason why we have such a great economy. However, all it does is prop up the government according to Rockwell in the article “Going for the Heart” published in August 2008 on his website lewrockwell.com. The Federal Reserve has the ability to make money, and enables the government to do whatever they want without asking the people for money. This may sound great on paper, but in reality they are printing too much of their own money.
For example, all the bailouts for the car and mortgage companies could actually be making the economy worse; Rockwell says that money is being printed out of “thin air.” Additionally, no taxes were collected for the bailouts to back them up. This serious problem could lead to inflation, because that money is unnecessary in circulation. The Fed has to be careful with money production so the value of the American dollar does not decrease with each bailout. We are in trillions dollars of debt that we cannot pay back stresses Rockwell. Besides printing money when they want it, the Fed also hands the government the money without caring where it goes according to Ron Paul, a Republican representative from Texas. Our government knows that if it were to raise taxes for the war in Iraq, there would be a huge public outcry at the enormous tax increase. So, to avoid the outcry the government has the Fed print the money they need and then hand it to them says Rockwell’s article “War and Inflation.” Rockwell is not the only person criticizing the Fed’s current economic policies. There are many people who want more regulation and less corruption. In any case, The Federal Reserve needs to stabilize the American economy.
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BUSH LEGACY: THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY 2001 January 20: George Bush is sworn in as 43rd president of the United States of America. September 11: Two hijacked planes were flown into the World Trade Center, a third into the Pentagon, and a fourth into a field in Pennsylvania, killing 3,000 people. It was the largest attack on home soil in the history of America. The only way the country knew how to come back was to fight back. October 8: The U.S.-led invasion of Afghanistan begins. October 26: The controversial Patriot Act is signed into law and is a touchstone for conflict with civil liberties groups who argued Bush over-extended his executive powers.
Eight years ago, this country elected a president it will never forget. Moments that will affect us for the rest of our lives have all occurred during this era. The decisions of the Bush presidency began on 9/11 and it seems as though it has been nothing but controversy ever since. The decision to enter Iraq seemed to unite the country at first, but it has now divided it in half. The preparation for Hurricane Katrina proved to be incredibly faulty by both national and local government and the United States watched a whole city go under water. The economy has now taken the worst hit since the great depression and has tripled its debt. So now it is time to look back. The good, the bad, and the ugly of the era of Bush. Looking back eight years ago, it seems impossible to predict the situation that is occurring right now. Starting with the controversial 2000 election and ending with the collapsing economy, it is hard to predict how this mess will end, but we can guess it will not be a fairytale.
2002 January 29: Bush’s famous “Axis of Evil” speech, in which he groups Iraq, Iran and North Korea under the epithet. In this speech he also accused Iraq of attempting to purchase yellow cake uranium from Niger. 2003 March 20: The US-led invasion of Iraq begins. May 1: Bush makes his “Mission Accomplished” speech, which drew many criticisms and caused much controversy over the bold statement. 2004 November 2: Bush wins a second term as Commander-in-Chief after defeating Massachusetts Senator John Kerry, the Democratic candidate.
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of Iraq.” Walking into the press confer Many of you keeping up with ence on Zaidi’s feet and seeing President current events know of the sole situa- Bush sparked a fire in them. 2005 “I was always a Gore guy, so tion that occurred when Iraqi journalist August 29: Hurricane Katrina Muntadar al-Zaidi threw his shoe at when I saw Bush, my insert started devastates the southern United President Bush during a press confer- wearing thin and no amount of Dr. States city of New Orleans. The ence in Baghdad. Beyond that, what do Scholls powder could stop the beads of Bush administration is heavily you know? Many of the motives were sweat,” R stated. criticized for its delayed and After convincing Zaidi, they muddled by the other members of the lackluster response. press, and key details were shoved un- knew it was time to shine. “I wanted to land myself right der the rug. We here at The Chief take 2006 pride in the fact that we have the most in the kisser,” L said. “He needed a taste March 9: After heated debates on accurate information that is available to of his own medicine, and a taste of the civil liberties, Bush signs the new us on worldly matters. And it is because sand on my sole,” said R. version of the USA Patriot Act, And by now, you know the rest of this pride that we were able to get the which gives the FBI expanded of the story. scoop from the shoes themselves. powers following September 11. Within seconds of the infamous For matter of personal protecchucking, L and R were taken into custion, we will refer to these individuals 2007 simply as L and R. They are twins. Both tody by members of the Secret Service, January 11: Bush approves an are brown loafers, size 10. They were and then were forked over to the C.I.A. Iraq “surge,” whereby 36,000 reported to have said that when they After enduring hours of water boardadditional U.S. troops were sent to woke up in the morning, they knew ing and listening to torture music (R stabilize Iraq and combat sectarian something was special that day. recalls “Nookie” by Limp Bizkit), the violence and an insurgency against “I could feel it in the air,” said individuals revealed their motives and U.S. forces. L. “Something was rotten in the state were sentenced to five years in a dusty, moth infested closet without chance of 2008 Febreeze parole. Bush’s last year in office was considered one of his worst, but he managed to After the whole situation, L and accomplish many things in his remaining months as President of the United R do not regret their actions. “This man States. In January he proposed a $145 billion stimulus to aide the lagging has killed many of my friends, and their economy. By October he signed a $700 billion bailout, the biggest bailout owners. This is the least I can do to get in history. After Barack Obama was elected to be the next President, Bush revenge,” L said. However, R feels difhelped Obama transition to the Presidency, and gracefully exited his eight ferently. “Next time some chance like year post before Obama’s inauguration in early 2009. this occurs, I’ll step back and let Mr. Timeline complied by John Nelle, Sean Mulligan, Will Russell and Ashish Rana., Zaidi wear boots.” BY KYLE FEE COPY EDITOR
“BUSHISMS” “Yesterday, you made note of my—the lack of my talent when it came to dancing. But nevertheless, I want you to know I danced with joy. And no question Liberia has gone through very difficult times.”—Speaking with the president of Liberia, Washington, D.C., Oct. 22, 2008 “We ended the rule of one of history’s worst tyrants, and in so doing, we not only freed the American people, we made our own people more secure.”—Crawford, Texas, May 3, 2003 “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 “They misunderestimated me.” —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000 “Poor people aren’t necessarily killers.” —Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003 “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
2000 Election BY BEN SKLAR
CO-SPORTS EDITOR
On the evening of November 7, 2000, the state of Florida became the most powerful state in the country. With presidential hopefuls George W. Bush and Al Gore nervous, and a whole country waiting for an outcome, this southern state held twenty-five of the most important electoral votes in the history of the United States. As the battle for the state became closer and closer it had to be made sure that every vote was accounted for and that the vote was done fairly. But it just didn’t turn out that way. The 25 Electoral votes went to the candidate that actually lost the Florida popular vote. In an incredibly controversial election, the decision for a recount was taken to the Supreme Court. A 5-4 vote declared that recounting the ballots in Florida was unconstitutional. As the voting system in Florida became suspect, it was learned that 58,000 votes were unaccounted for and 54 percent of the votes supported the Democratic Party. Although this story was uncovered and the country felt more and more upset and confused about the election, it was time for George W. Bush to become the forty-third president of the U.S.A.
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ILY<3? The plagues of online dating to differ. Sometimes the person a teenager converses with online may not be the MySpace, Facebook, AIM; person he claims to be. This person may millions of teenagers around the claim to be a sixteen year old, but he can world are subscribed to at least one really be a middle-aged sex offender. A person can choose any of these leading communication highways, interacting with other us- identity he or she wants when that person is hiding behind a computer screen. Everyone has access to a computer, as well as sex offenders. Like any citizen, these sex offenders can easily get onto dating sites and connect with other people online. Even if the online friend is really a teenager, this person can Source: news.bbc.co.uk still be dangerous. The teenager can put on a fake personers. It seems innocent and fun for a ality, endlessly harass and throw a while, but what happens when they truckload of lies at someone, which become close with an online stranger? In 1995, the very first on- is ultimately emotionally damaging. “You can read about it; you line dating site was created. This can see it on TV, but you just don’t site was Match.com, and people all over the world decided to connect, think it can ever happen to you,” said and interact with complete strang- a Massapequa High School student. Online dating can signifiers. When teens began to log on to the dating site, parents advised their cantly change someone’s life if that kids not to not interact with strangers. person is not careful. Although peoOften when people meet on- ple try to be “safe,” they let their line and develop a close relation- guard down, one way or another. BY DANA CANALE JOURNALISM STUDENT
ship, whether friendly or romantic, they eventually meet face-to-face. This can be really dangerous, especially if they decide to meet alone. A teenager who meets someone online feels like he can connect much easier than with someone they know in person. They easily grow attached to the person and tend to reveal more personal information. One person may be honest, but what about the person behind the other computer screen? Some teenagers claim that online interaction is safe. Others beg
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Is public display of affection a necessary act? In high school it is. Throughout the halls of Massapequa High School, one may see students holding a little more than just schoolbooks. Some teachers of MHS try to shut their eyes to avoid the obscene behaviors of the students. Mrs.Tuniewicz stated, “I personally don’t enjoy walking out of my classroom on the first floor by the general office and seeing this type of behavior. It’s inappropriate in an educational institution.” Could this possibly be because students are secretly dating without parental acceptance? Or are the hormonal levels of high school students extremely high? According to Lightplus.com, teenage boys goDramalization of Public Displays of Affection amongst highschool s said MHS graduate Chris Ryan. through many short-term horFor teenage girls, the menstrual monal changes. As they grow older their hormonal levels decrease. “What many cycle is what triggers high hormone women don’t realize is that men do get levels (Drerika.com). Throughout their PMS…only we call it ‘ninth grade’,” twenties, women have high and low
Once a Cheater, Always a Cheater? BY JAMIE DeFILIPPIS ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR
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Approximately 30 people from ages 16- 19 were interviewed regarding online relationships. They were asked whether online relationships were safe or unsafe; especially at a young age. Seventeen people immediately opted that online relationships are inappropriate, and very unsafe. However, 11 people believe that online relationships are not dangerous as long as they do not give out personal information.Two people were on the fence about it; it can be either safe or dangerous. According to the chart, teenagers have grown up, and learned that online relationships are not the safest things to participate in. All of the news stories, live interviews, and local newspapers alert teenagers about local sex offenders, and rapists who use fake information to lure their victims.
As teenagers, we have all had our fair share of relationships and love triangles. Unfortunately, cheating is more prevalent than we would like to believe. However, the theory of “once a cheater always a cheater” is not so realistic. What is cheating? The definition is currently up for interpretation. Some believe that cheating is only extreme sexual contact between you and someone other than the one you are committed to. Others however believe that any interest in another person while committed to someone else is cheating. Seventeen-year-old senior Monica Perrino believes that cheaters have the ability to reform their sleazy ways as long as they are with the one. “They can change if they’re with the right person.” Senior Rachel Randazzo agrees, saying, “They can change because everyone has a conscious and will most likely feel enough remorse to change as a person.” Out of the ten people who were polled, with ages’ ranging from seventeen to fifty-nine, only two have cheated, mainly in the younger years. Both felt remorse, and only one of them cheated again afterwards. The senior who has not cheated since, claims that it was one of the most educational processes she has ever
found herself in. “I never thought I’d have to consider myself a cheater… but yet, here I am. Unfortunately, in my
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case, it took me being disloyal to realize how much I really care for the guy I’m with. It won’t happen again. Ever.” A seventeen-year-old male senior from MHS, said, “From my experience, [cheating] can be forgiven, but [conversely] it can happen again,” implying that one who has cheated can be forgiven but never trusted in the same circumstances in the future. “If you’re honest and apologize, and realize consciously that cheating was a mistake, you should be forgiven and given another chance,” senior Becca Heiser added. I believe people can change just as strongly as I believe people make mistakes. However, I am not suggesting we embrace those “raging hormones” within us and to take any opportunity “get some action.” If one feels enough remorse, once a cheater is not always a cheater.
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in school seem to have increased with each upcoming class. She also expressed that because she sees her boyfriend outside of school, there’s no need to kiss in school. A male sophomore stated, “I kiss my girlfriend in school because I want to. It’s easier to hang out with her here than to find rides to each others houses after school.” Students use the privilege of the late bus as an extra half hour with their loved one. This causes the center lobby to be filled with an ample amount of inappropriate actions. A MHS alumna gave her own suggestion for controlling PDA, “There should be a ‘kissing code’—middleof-the-hallway-kissing should be banned.” Will MHS ever confront this problem? Or will we all continue walking Photo by Ashleigh Mulcahy through the halls with our student. levels of hormones. eyes closed? A female senior stated, “When we were in ninth and tenth grade, it was normal to kiss in school.” The graphic actions of students
Homosexuality in High School to hook up with a boy (if you’re a boy).” Lifescience.com, evolutionary psychologist at University of Padova in Italy, Andrea Camperio-Ciani disagrees. “Sexually antagonistic selection is an old idea by Richard Dawkins, but this has never been proven in humans.” Many scientists now believe a mixture of nature and nurture supports
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results cannot prove that being gay is a gene pool, it may be passed on to anresult of the inheritance of a gene; Life- other male, influencing him to be more As youth growing up in Masssciences.com’s Ray Blanchard, attracted “All people should be apequa, where according to Munia researcher at the Centre for to males, netguide.com there is approximately Addiction and Mental Health in treated equally because or passed 22,600 people and 95.4% are Caucasian, Toronto, stated, “I think it’s alon to a we’re all human.” it’s hard for a group of high school kids most beyond a doubt that genes female, and middle school students to accept have some influences. My influencdifferences amongst each other, such as personal view is that there is probably ing her to have an increase in ferrace, and sexual preference. more than one biological mechanism tility; in-turn producing more kin Throughout the “Although there have been many contributing toward homosexuality that may be exposed to the gene. decade, there’s been an Blanchard’s research expresses A poll that was recently conongoing debate on wheth- studies supporting the idea of homo- that within each family the oldest ducted by The Chief asked people er or not being gay is a sexuality being inherited, these re- born male’s odds of being homo- between the ages of 13-60 whether choice or a gene one is sexual increase by a little less than a they think that when a male or female born with. There is re- sults cannot prove that being gay is a third. Regardless of whether sexual is homosexual it’s a choice, genetic, cent data and evidence, as result of the inheritance of a gene.” preference is a choice or not, two nurture, or a little bit of nurture and a well as opposing opinions, males cannot reproduce. So if it is little but of genetics. As a response, 21supporting both theories genetic, then how is it inherited? year-old Joey Gleixner said, “It’s natural MHS senior Chris Aiello be- homosexuality. Although there have Well, it just so happens that the inexplicable reasons, like why your been many studies supporting the idea lieves, “You choose to hookup with a same genes that create homosexual- favorite color or food is what it is. You girl or a guy. God doesn’t say you have of homosexuality being inherited, these ity amongst men causes a higher fer- can’t help but to prefer something over tility rate in women. something else. It was a crappy subject C a m p e r i o - for the world to blow out of proportion.” Ciani also told Life Out of the 28 people questioned, Science, “These genes two thought that being a homosexual work in a sexually male is a choice, eight thought that it antagonistic way— is genetic, six thought it’s nurture (the that means that when way one’s been raised), and twelve they’re represented in thought it was both nurture and genetics a female they increase Homosexuality is part genetics fecundity (reproduc- and part nurture according to scientists. tion rate) and when Although heterosexuals may have their they’re represented in differences from homosexuals, both a male they decrease sexualities are created with the same fecundity. It’s a trait skin, organs, and genetic features. All that benefits one sex at people should be treated equally bethe cost of the other.” cause we’re all human. Basically, if Pie Chart by Jamie DeFilippis there is a male-homosexual gene within a BY JAMIE DeFILIPPIS ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR
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Smokin’ Al’s Restaurant BY NATALIE TAYLOR JOURNALISM STUDENT
After months and months of anticipation, Smokin’ Al’s finally opened in Massapequa, and reviews have generally been good. Despite the lack of parking and some pricey foods, this restaurant has been jam-packed since opening day on November 28, and its tasty, authentic, southern food keeps drawing people back for more. Unfortunately, the former 1800-Flowers building on the corner of Merrick Road and Park Boulevard could not be a worse location for this hot new restaurant. Parking is scarce. The municipal parking lot behind the building and shopping strip is always very crowded, which forces people to
walk further than they would prefer, especially during the winter. People are fighting for the few parking spots in the front, and it is very dangerous to drivers on Merrick Road who have to be cautious of cars suddenly pulling in and out of parking spots. The restaurant itself is bigger and much nicer than I’d expected. It’s open setting is necessary to accommodate the masses of people who come to eat every night. The new brick walls, open kitchen, and bar are all very impressive. However, the service is not. After being seated with menus, I did not have a waitress until twenty minutes later when I asked a bus boy for some help. My waitress was rude and unfriendly. She didn’t check up after our food was
Seagalogy: A Look at Steven Seagal’s Career BY JOHN NELLE STAFF WRITER
Steven Seagal’s career might be down the toilet now-a-days, but that doesn’t mean we have to move on and forget about this out of shape action star. Now is the time to pick up the book Seagalogy: A Study of The Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal written by Vern. Yes, Steven Seagal may be an out of shape actor but this book really shows Seagal is much more. Please don’t pass the book over—it’s not just a book that reviews Seagal’s movies. It also reviews his blues music and his energy drink, Lightning Bolt. Vern doesn’t review movies like everyone else. He is an expert in “films of badass cinema” and reviews his movies on Ain’t It Cool News website. First of all, Vern admires that Seagal can still put out movies each year, even though he knows most of
Seagal’s movies are corny. Regardless of the corniness, Vern’s mission is to report and review all the great pieces that come out of each and every Seagal film, including the ridiculous quotes, dialogues, and action scenes. Aside from whether or not you like Steven Seagal movies, you should really take a flip through this book. Vern does an excellent job of going though every movie Seagal has been in and picking out all the significant moments. From the ridiculous quotes to the farfetched action scenes and hilarious plot motives, to the ridiculous voice over of Seagal’s voice: this book has it all. Vern even throws in some of Seagal’s music and his other projects to spice up the book. The bottom line here, “alligata,” is that this book is simply hilarious. If you ever watch a Steven Seagal film, you won’t be watching it the same way again after reading this book.
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served, and she practically threw the bill on the table and scurried away when I was finished. Despite the bad service, the food was excellent.The menu had many choices consisting of appetizers, enormous salads, burgers, and sandwiches, which were all fairly priced for the large portion that is served. The ribs, combos, and platters, however, were a little pricier. Plus, there was a $5.00 sharing fee, which is ridiculous because one person alone cannot eat the amount of food they give you. My meal was very good. The meat was very tender, and the spices
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were excellent, along with the warm, toasted corn bread and macaroni and cheese on the side. However, the corn on the cob was disappointingly chewy and bland. Overall, the food was tasty and Smokin’ Al’s will definitely be seeing me again.
Spotlight on Andrew Branigan Miracle After Miracle BY KATIE JACQUES STAFF WRITER
As I walked into the quiet house, hands flew in conversation. Words were not to be heard, only seen. When I saw Andrew Branigan, his face lit up. As Andrew and I communicated with American Sign Language, I began to realize so much more about him. I discovered so much more behind Andrew, more than anyone could possibly imagine. I couldn’t believe how many obstacles Andrew has had in his life and I couldn’t believe that through it all he still had a big smile on his face everyday. At two months, Andrew’s family learned he was deaf and at seven months he was diagnosed with Cerebral Palsy, a non-contagious condition that causes physical disability in human development. This was a result of the German Measles that Andrew’s mother had during pregnancy. Now, Andrew lives his life in a wheelchair and communicates through his eyes and hands everyday. Andrew has survived a total of 30 surgeries. These surgeries include back, hip, knee, foot, and much more. Doctors claimed that Andrew wouldn’t be able to walk or get out of his wheelchair, and he would be unable to live a normal life when he grew up. But Andrew has definitely proven the doctors wrong. After his back surgery during the summer of 2008, he was able to gradually start walking and get out of his wheelchair. What doctors claimed to be impossible was proven wrong. Andrew is now a senior at Mass-
apequa High School. Before attending Massapequa he went to seven different schools on Long Island. These schools range from schools for the deaf, special educational schools, and public schools. It is very difficult at any age to change schools and adapt to new people, but Andrew’s conditions made it even harder. “I sometimes get frustrated with school work because there is so much,” Andrew signed. It is very hard for Andrew in the mainstream (public) schools because he doesn’t learn directly from his teacher speaking, but through his interpreter. In addition, most people who attend public schools can hear, which makes it harder for him to IAN GOODMAN//THE CHIEF fit into his surroundings. But through all these obstacles, Andrew has grown into a very strong person. “I plan on going to Nassau Community College next year,” Andrew signed. He plans on working on computers or becoming a movie director. Some may say this is impossible but Andrew can prove them wrong. Andrew may not realize it but he is a hero to many people. Through all of his struggles he has continued to live his life with a great, happy spirit. There were plenty of times when Andrew could have given up but he continued to move forward and look on the bright side. Through Andrew’s struggles, he has taught other people to never give up. Miracle after miracle, Andrew Branigan proves to himself and to others that anything is possible.
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Spotlight on Coach K name which gave him a feeling that he needed to prove his loyalty to the U.S. Although he was small as a Every day, James Kovacsik, young teen, Coach K tried out for the aka Coach K, enters Massapequa High football and wrestling teams in high School as the oldest “student” to attend school. He was never the best or the the school. At 88 years young, he is a most talented. However, according to small, sweet man. Age has changed his Coach K, “never be afraid to try, because body; his hair is white and thin, wrinkles the worst you can do is lose.” surround the lines of his face. Yet deIn Coach K’s youth, he had spite his age, his heart and character three hobbies: girls, football and airhave remained the same since he was a planes. One of his first memories of beyoung boy many decades ago. ing alive was watching warplanes from “If you don’t love yourself, it’s World War I energetically zoom high hard to love other people,” Coach K told over his house. From that time on, he an English class recently. This truly ex- always felt a longing interest in aviation. emplifies his personality and his actions Fast-forward to present. Coach K believes his life “is a success.” He enjoyed the benefits of wisdom that came along with experience, which was gained from living life. He pursued his dream career in aviation as an airplane mechanic until he was sixtytwo. He went into the navy in World War II as well as in the Korean War, serving his country and proving his loyalty to it. Now, Coach K’s presence is graced at Massapequa High School each day. All students and faculty know, love and respect him more than any other person in the school. As the small, kind, old man, who still wears glasses, Coach K is IAN GOODMAN//THE CHIEF happy with his life. throughout his entire life. As an honorary coach for foot Born outside of Pittsburgh to a ball and wrestling at Massapequa after Scottish mother and a German coal- retiring he currently directs traffic into miner father, Coach K’s family was poor the senior parking lot each day before but content. He and his brothers and school. When it is below freezing outsisters did not have much; they never side, Coach K can be seen bundled up had the best clothes or the most fancy in a jacket, gloves, hat and jeans waving toys, but this did not matter to them. along frost covered cars into the school As a boy scout, Coach K was taught parking lot. As a person with great many things, such as how to swim and character and a huge heart, students see how to survive in nature, building his that age cannot slow down a person as character all along the way. In school, strong, wise and content as Coach K. Coach K felt that he was never as smart “Live a little, work a little, cry as his brothers and sisters. He has been a little, laugh a little,” is the admirable self-conscious about wearing glasses piece of advice Coach K offers to the since the eighth grade, and has been students at MHS as they go about their insecure about his foreign-sounding last lives after high school. BY PAIGE McATEE JOURNALISM STUDENT
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Left 4 Dead BY MATTHEW ELDER JOURNALISM STUDENT
It’s the zombie apocalypse. Only you and three friends stand against a never-ending army of zombies. Your only hope is to go through every last one of them. Your chances of surviving: minimal. Sounds like fun! If Capcom’s Resident Evil series has taught gamers anything, it’s that killing zombies is fun. For a long time, the image of the zombie has often been seen as a slow, lumbering re-animated corpse attempting to chase after you and devour your flesh. That’s all well and good, but these kinds of zombies don’t offer much of a challenge, as their only movement speed (slow) makes it all too easy for players to simply walk away, leaving them in the dust with little effort. Then the movie 28 Days Later changed all that, introducing a new breed of zombies that can sprint just as fast as you can, and their savage, unruly nature makes them twice as scary. Now, Valve Corporation’s newest creation, Left 4 Dead, pits you against a city full of these newer zombies as you try to survive and escape. Does this game bring about a new dawn of the dead, or is it just as brainless as the zombies are? Players take control of four survivors of the zombie apocalypse as they try to escape a nameless city full of enraged “Infected” (the zombies). Your main objective is to make it to a series of safe houses to complete each level, and by the end of the last level, hopefully, be rescued by an army helicopter. And by the way, I say “hopefully” because the first time I completed the game, the helicopter took off with my computercontrolled comrades and left me to be mauled by zombies. The end credits pronounced me deceased (I wish I was kidding). Now, I’m not really spoiling anything with the story, because, from what I can tell, there really is no story.
You’re never even told why the zombie outbreak began in the first place. You’re pretty much dropped into the middle of the city and the game says, “There are zombies. Kill they arse!” This may trouble some gamers as the lack of answers by the end of the game can be disappointing. Then again, we usually don’t play video games for the story anyway. What really matters is how it plays.
While the gun controls and shooting handle like any other first-person shooter, the main theme for this game is co-op. A zombie apocalypse is best handled with friends, and the game does a spectacular job of making it feel like you really need them to survive. As you play, you’ll found out all too quickly that you’re starving for health and ammunition nearly all the time. Not to mention the sheer number of zombies (upwards of hundreds on screen at a time), create a sense of urgency more recent survivalhorror games seem to be lacking. Having an extra pair of hands and guns makes the trek a bit easier, but you’ll absolutely have to work as a team if you want to prevail. You’ll also need your friends around when the special zombies show up, like the Smoker which will try to strangle you with its long tongue: your chances of getting away are much better if someone comes to save you. They’re also useful when your life bar runs out. When this happens, you won’t die right away, giving your partners ample time run over and revive you with a first aid kit. Even if you can’t get any of your real friends to come over to your house though, the game does a good job of pro-
viding substitutes: you can either play with computer-controlled AIs (which are actually competent for once), or you can find someone online to help you out. The latter, as most online gamers will know, can be a blessing as well as a curse, as there’s always the chance of you finding “that one guy” who decides to be a jerk and shoot you instead for some cheap laughs. Luckily, the game allows you the option to vote him out of the game, which is a nice touch. Even though the zombies are all horrendously grotesque, Left 4 Dead is a really good looking game. The graphics, the tone, the lighting and the atmosphere create a bleak world full of nasty surprises just waiting for you around the corner. The zombies themselves source: bdgamer.net look crazed and manic while attacking you, adding more to the urgency of the game. The computer AI is also something to be impressed with. These aren’t your average slowand-dumb zombies. These guys will use every means possible to try and get to you, including climbing on top of anything in their path to get higher ground. This kind of quality in the AI is something we sadly don’t see enough of in video games. The game’s multiplayer mode is also quite interesting, as it allows you to play as not just the human characters, but the zombies as well, giving you a multitude of new abilities to work with. However, since the human character’s only job is to survive, you ending play with a sever disadvantage as the Infected, but it’s still fun. Other then the lack of a real story, Left 4 Dead is a surprising gem that any zombie-lover, or FPS-lover for that matter, should own. The game is tons of fun, it has plenty of replay value, and it’s actually scary, like any good survival-horror game should be! Ladies and gentleman, the zombie apocalypse has begun. Bring friends! Final Score: 5/5
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T o review Chinese Democracy, the new Guns N’ Roses album, is fairly a source: chinesedemocracy.us b u r d e n . Behind the elusive antics of lead singer Axl Rose, to the free Dr. Pepper scandal, and the leaked tracks, Chinese Democracy’s reputation precedes itself. A cloud of negative hype and drama covers the actual music on the album. But that’s the catch. Despite all of the problems associated with this release, the music is actually...not bad.
The beauty of this record is its versatility. Never has Guns N’ Roses had such a diverse palate of sounds on one record. The title track “Chinese Democracy” takes a modern spin on the classic Guns N’ Roses sound. Axl puts his classic hair metal whine aside and delivers a fiercer and harder attack. While the guitarists do not have that Slash sound, they deliver a solid and catchy one. In “This I Love,” Axl and company capitalize on the piano rock sound that made “November Rain” a hit many years ago. Frankly, the track could just as easily fit on a rock version of Phantom of the Opera. However, sometimes this versatility just doesn’t work. “Sorry” opens up with a psychedelic guitar riff and Axl puts on an uncharacteristic drawl that at times is
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The Age of Rockets
(Indie/Rock/Electonical) www.myspace.com/theageofrockets New York, NY Andrew Futral: vocals, guitar, string arrangements, drum sequencing Saul Simon Macwilliams: bass, harmonium, harmony, trumpet Bess Rogers: guitar, rhodes, harmony, flute Adam Christgau: drums, harmony Sounds like: Idiot Pilot, Sigur Ros According To Jamie: The Age of Rockets has a great way of defying standard ‘Indie’ and making it their own myspace.com/theageofrockets genre. The mixture of several voice tracks and some of the craziest, ambient sounds I, for one, have ever heard makes them hypnotizing. This is definitely a band that will expand for years to come.
Valet Parking
(Pop/Rock/Pop-punk) http://www.myspace.com/valetparking Long Island, NY Matt Lagattuta: vocals, guitar Nick Orhnberger: vocals, guitar Jerry Meehan: bass, back-up vocals Chris Capuano: drums myspace.com/valetparking Sounds like: Mayday Parade, Relient K According To Jamie: Valet Parking is an awesome band to bob your head to. Their recently released EP, Blackout, is absolutely phenomenal. Each song is different and really compliments all of each members’ talents. Valet Parking has most definitely grown through their music thus far, and I can’t wait to see where it takes them!
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too much. It then builds up like a Metallica track, only to sink back down to a slow and dragging guitar solo. Finally, when I listened to “Shackler’s Revenge,” I felt like I was listening to a Rob Zombie record, with Axl’s vocals dubbed over. The sound doesn’t fit Guns N’ Roses and this venture into uncharted territories does not work well. So after years of waiting and of much anticipation, is the record worth buying? I say yes. The majority of the tracks hearken back to the classic Guns N’ Roses that we all know and love. If you skip a few tracks here and there the record will pleasantly surprise you. While I can’t in good conscience say that Guns N’ Roses is back and better than ever, I can surely say that Slash should currently be eating his heart out.
(Acoustic/folk-rock/pop) www.myspace.com/goodoldwar Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Keith Goodwin: vocals, guitar, keys Dan Schwartz: guitars, vocals Tim Arnold: drums, keys, vocals Sounds Like: Dallas Green, Daphne Loves Derby, Ryan Adams, Iron and Wine Upcoming Shows: Webster Hall on March 27th in New York City According to Jamie: Good Old War is one of my all-time favorite bands. They add a newage sound to the already myspace.com/goodoldwar incredible folk genre of music. Their harmonies are mesmerizing and their lyrics compliment their intriguing guitar riffs.
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Girls’ Basketball BY ANTHONY CASSERO CO-SPORTS EDITOR
Almost thirty years ago, a miracle happened in Lake Placid when the USA hockey team shocked the seemingly unbeatable Russian team. This year, another miracle happened with the turnaround of the girls’ basketball team. “The girls’ basketball team could make it to the playoffs this season,” Coach Roessler said. Shortly after, the girls made this statement seem like a huge exaggeration when they lost their first three games by fifty-one points. However, after a Christmas break trip to Lake Placid, the team had a turn-around. They’ve improved in every aspect of the game, as well as improving from the 1-3 record before the trip to their current record of 9-6. Jen Bentz believes the team’s turnaround is due to them getting a chance to live with each other in Lake Placid, resulting in some onthe-court chemistry. Although Jen Bentz attributed the turnaround to the team’s chemistry, Coach Roessler attributes it to the im-
Rifle Team BY ANTHONY CASSERO CO-SPORTS EDITOR
In the quiet basement of MHS, there is a team on a mission. The Massapequa rifle team was a dynasty in the nineties, and for the past four years, under the leadership of Coach Nordon and senior captains Jon Vinas and Chris Pellicone, the team has been trying to restore the earlier prestige of the team. This season, the Massapequa rifle team has been firing on all cylinders, with a record of 11-2. When asked of the team’s chances of making the playoffs, Coach Nordon said “It would be a disappointment if they did not.” To meet these expectations, the team has been under an intense practice
SPORTS provement on defense. According to Coach Roessler, the defense is better due to the adjustments they made after playing teams one time. When asked if she was worried about the teams reacting to their adjustments she said “No. because we have so many different defenses to throw at a team they can’t adjust to all of them.” Although the team has turned their record around and has secured a first round bye and top four seed in the playoffs, the team still has some question marks. Two of their six
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losses have been by a total of four points. Although they have gotten revenge by beating the teams that edged out those narrow victories against them, this trend is unsettling for all Chiefs fans. If the team will go far into the playoffs they will need to rectify this close game bugaboo. Although the team has played well as of late, coach Roessler seems to still want more out of the team. She said that she expects this team to go to the county championship game. Nevertheless, if the team is to meet these new expectations, they
Wrestling BY ANTHONY CASSERO CO-SPORTS EDITOR
The wrestling team’s season’s outcome might not be determined on the mat but in a doctor’s office. The doctor’s office where Nick Isnardi found out that he broke his foot on New Year’s Eve, that is. Despite that fact, the wrestling team has managed to go 11-1 so far this season and 50-1 in their conference. The loss of Isnardi was considered a huge loss for the team since it was speculated that he would place in All County. Because of this major set back, senior Rob Seckler has had to step up and take his place. The team has dominated their opponents this season, once beating Baldwin 67-3. Junior Brendon Renda referred to the team as “solid” and said, “this team hasn’t won anything yet.” If the team can stay hungry and keep the season going the way it’s going, great things will happen this season.
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regimen, coming in on weekends and holidays to perfect their form. The team’s two losses have been amazingly close this season as they lost to the Valley Stream district twice 743-715 and 1086-1062. Coach Nordon believes that these losses were due to the team being nervous facing the Valley Stream dynasty, although he stopped short of saying Valley Stream was in their head. If the team wants to revive the dynasty, they will have to learn how to beat Valley Stream. Coach Nordon has the team focused on going to the playoffs and making the team what it was in the ‘90s. When junior Steve Ruffino was asked what it would mean to restore the dynasty he said, “Awesome, it would be awesome.”
On the Fast Track BY PAIGE McATEE STAFF WRITER
Why did three girls cross Sunrise Highway in the pouring rain while there was a green light in rush hour traffic? The girl’s winter track team knows. Members of the Massapequa Girls Winter Track and Field Team are looking towards a season that will hopefully go down in the history books, since Newsday recently ranked them as the fifth best winter track team on Long Island. The girls won their Conference Championship on January 13, as they beat Farmingdale by over twenty points. Girls on the team completed workouts that have been more intense than previous years, and are running more miles per week than they have ever done before. Captain Liz Henry commented, “A lot of girls
have been getting stronger from going into the weight room three days a week. The team is definitely more dedicated this year.” All of the inter-team competition has made the team surpass many school records this season. At the Yale Classic on January 16, Emily Marchini, Keri Marks, Paige McAtee, and Caitlyn Krug won the Distance Medley Relay with a time of 12:43.18. They broke the school record by over 15 seconds and their time qualified them for the Eastern State Championships as well as the National Indoor Championships. The runners are looking forward to a strong championship season with many All-County runners, state qualifiers and beyond in various track and field events. Massapequa Track and Field has really blossomed this season.
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MHS ATHLETIC TEAMS FOR ALL THEIR SUCCESS! GO CHIEFS! IAN GOODMAN//THE CHIEF
THE CHIEF 12
FEBRUARY 2009
Boys Basketball BY BEN SKLAR
CO-SPORTS EDITOR
It is fair to say that the Massapequa Basketball Chiefs have come out with a chip on their shoulder this year. With only returning five players from last year, they have dropped down into conference II, and it seems they have not gotten the respect they deserve. A 13-5 (10-3 conference) record has put them in second place behind undefeated Port Washington. C o a c h Voigt has been pleased with the way that the season has gone, but realizes there is still room for improvement. Although the Chiefs lost their first game on December 4, it was a great starting point to the season—“We lost to Walt Whitman on a ‘buzzer beater three.’
Boys Swimming BY MIKE COOKE STAFF WRITER
This winter the Boys Varsity Swimming and Diving season began with a bang—literally. The team’s season looked promising when the gun sounded for the first time at the boy’s meet against Bethpage on December 3.
We are still defining roles but the overall effort is there.” Although the roles of everyone of the team come in time, the
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starting five have been great all year on both sides of the ball. James Moran and Sean Canning have been without a doubt, the two main scoring players. Moran is averaging fifteen points a game and
competed in Divisions, the qualifying competition for the Nassau County Championships. Team captain Joe Brandt earned the honor of All-Division distinction in the 100-yard fly and 200-yard IM, and eight members of the team, including its second captain Josh Klinger, moved on to compete in the County Championship Semi-Finals
brings the uncanny ability to not only the loss against Port Washington. energize himself, but also his teamBench depth has of course mates. Sean Canning has been the been a huge help for the Chiefs. prime sharpshooter all year from be- Pat Greaney has been coming off hind the arc, the bench and and has avproving his eraged thirshooting touch teen points a is extremely game. useful to the Mike team. Kevin Canning is Flecker is a the only recapable point turning Allguard coming Conference off the bench, player from who only had l a s t y e a r. two turnovers While leadthroughout the Photo provided by the boys basketball team ing the team whole season. in steals per game and second in The 2009 Massapequa Chiefs assists, his consistent play and expe- basketball team does not have the rience has been a stabilizing factor advantage of experience that other for the team all year. Pat Meehan teams may have, but they play hard is the only junior in and are an inthe starting lineup, credibly disciand he shows more plined team. and more potential When each game. Although asked if getdriving to the hoop ting dropped each time seems to be down in conthe focal point of his ference was game, his shooting is disrespectful something that canto the team, all not go unguarded. it took was a But on dePhoto provided by the boys basketball team simple and emfense, it all revolves phatic “Yes!” around one man. Rob VonBargen, from Coach Voigt to understand this the 6’8” center, has 5.2 blocks per team was ready to prove themselves game and has a season high of 14 in this season.
ICE HOCKEY
The Chiefs Ice Hockey team has been having a strong season, playing in rinks across Long Island. Led by captains Matt Smyth (Forward), Nick Castellano (Defense) and Steven Patafio (Defense), their record is currently 10-2-2, and they are tied for first place in the High School Hockey League of Nassau County with Long Beach.
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They set a tone for the season with a win on Friday, February 6 at Eisenhower at their first meet, and another great sea- Park. County Finals saw the return of son was well underway. seven of the boys on The boy’s achieved an Saturday, February 7 impressive 8-4 record and by four o’clock that under the direction of day the team’s season first time head coach had officially ended. Brendan Mims and Overall this was a seaassistant coach Kevin son of personal bests, McSwiggin. broken records, heart T h i s breaking losses, and was a record breaking triumphant victories. season with new school In summation of the records set in the 50season Coach Mims yard freestyle and the said, “I couldn’t have IAN GOODMAN//THE CHIEF 200-yard IM. Junior asked for a better team Wayne Wu finished the 50-free in ex- my first year coaching. They were dediactly 23 seconds in a meet against Cold cated athletes and great people.” After Spring Harbor on January 20. Senior such a rewarding season the team’s Joe Brandt finished the 200-IM in just seniors will be leaving and the torch 2:12:33, breaking one of his previous passes, but with such dedication to the records. sport, Massapequa can only expect even On January 31, the team greater success next year.
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