Ok we get it... you may have to turn the label around when the mother-in-law comes but will be worth it! Scents of Shame products are made with superior ingredients sourced world wide (not kidding... world wide)!
Not Just Your Everyday Candle!
Our luxurious candles are made from Coco Apricot Creme container candle wax that is a vegan blend of natural apricot and coconut, and a minuscule amount of highly refined food-grade paraffin wax. It has a creamy white appearance and provides an excellent fragrance throw (both warm and cold). It exhibits an evenness of burn and wax consumption. These candles will burn approx. 100 hours if put in a draft free location and burning for a maximum of 4 hours at a time. This coconut and apricot wax is gluten free, toxin free, parabien free, phthalate free and come from renewable sources. The entire blend utilizes only FAD approved waxes.
We also use a premium wooden wicks these wicks are made from sappy fruit trees and manufactured in the USA. These wicks unlike more common cotton wicks provide a beautiful clean flame with a soft crackling sound with no "mushrooming" of the wick.
Our Scents!
The fabulous scents you will find in our candles are professional and premium grade and have been hand selected to ensure that there is a fragrance for everyone! You have a choice of floral, musk, fruit, fresh, sweet and woody. Chances are you will buy the candle for the label but you will come back for the quality. All of our fragrances are made with a high volume of essential oils and have rich combinations of top, middle and base notes.
Our Soap!
Don’t judge when people come out of the bathroom smelling their fingers! This hand soap is made with a organic pure castile liquid base and scented with all the Scents of Shame premium grade fragrances. The natural oils will leave your hands feeling smooth and soft.
Our Spray!
When you don’t have time to light the candle and the company just rung the door bell. Our Room & Linen Sprays are perfect for spontaneously scenting anywhere, from closets and cars to powder rooms and bedding. With a commitment to natural and organic ingredients, our room sprays offer a delightful sensory experience while supporting sustainable practices.
There you have it...
Everything you wanted to know except my bra size.
BOSS BABE
Smells like someone works harder than an ugly stripper
Citrus rind and warming spices are muddled together for a sophisticated celebratory cocktail.
NOT TODAY
Smells like two words and one finger
Set the mood to woodsy & mysterious scent. A southing scent that combines a sweet floral blend with a rich musk flavor.
Blood Orange & Lime Agave
TOP: Blood Orange, Cinnamon Bark, Fresh Nutmeg
MIDDLE: Ginger Snap, Plum Honey, Fir Balsam
BASE: Cacao Blanc, Brown Vanilla, Cedarwood
Fresh Florals & Mahogany
TOP: Green, Citrus, Fruit
MIDDLE: Jasmine, Rose, Lily
BASE: Mahogany, Teakwood, Musk
SHIT SHOW
Smells like booze is the glue that holds it all together
Buttery accents add shimmer to this summer blend of creamed coconut and sea salt. Layers of musk and sugared vanilla blend with amber for lingering sweetness.
TROPHY WIFE
Smells like someone peaked in high school
An exotic floral enhanced with powdery violet petals and jasmine, sweetened with a touch of apricot and rounded out with creamy sandalwood.
Coconut, Sea Salt & Amber
TOP: Fruity
MIDDLE: Sea salt, Coconut
BASE: Musk, Creamy, Vanilla, Amber
Primrose & Apricot
TOP: Rose, Violet, Jasmine
MIDDLE: Apricot, Vanilla
BASE: Sandalwood
NO REGRETS
Smells like great stories and possible jail time
A crisp blend of citrus fruit combine with green and herbal notes for a refreshing rendition of a fresh spring breeze.
DIRTY MIND
Smells like one million porn sites can't be wrong
A true sexy warm vanilla scent is elevated by orchid and sweet amber rounded out with slightly detectable notes of fruity citrus.
Calabrian Lemon & Lilac Leaves
TOP: Calabrian Lemon, Fresh Basil
MIDDLE: Jade Waters, Green Lilac BASE: Sea Breeze, Delicate Juniper
Sheer Vanilla & Orchid
TOP: Pear, Bergamot, Peach Blossom
MIDDLE: Warm Amber, Orchid, Cashmere
BASE: Musk, Sheer Vanilla, Sandalwood
HOT MESS
Smells like trouble never looked so damn fine
Like a walk through an enchanted forest, a sophisticated composition of flower gardens and majestic trees.
CLASSY A F
Smells like fake eyelashes and dry shampoo
Savory top notes lead into a heart of exotic jasmine blended with transparent, white florals, cushioned with smooth amber and finished with dry cedarwood, patchouli, vanilla and sheer musks.
Gilded Rose & Spruce
TOP: Lemon Rind, Lemon Flower
MIDDLE: White Rose, Blue Spruce BASE:
Canadian Fir
Sandalwood
HIMALAYAN CEDAR
& JASMINE
TOP: Bergamot, Eucalyptus, Thyme
MIDDLE: Jasmin, Cedarwood, Ironwood, Vetivert
BASE: Patchouli, Cocoa, Amber, Tonka Bean
BLOW ME
Smells like intimidation and sarcasm
Sophisticated fruity floral dominated by notes of fresh raspberries and cherries warmed with pink and black peppercorns. It is intertwined with a plethora of transparent florals underscored with creamy musk.
CALM YOUR TITS
Smells like passive with a shit ton of aggressive
A stunning rich warm fragrance with damask rose, smoky oud wood and a hint of praline.
BLACK RASPBERRY & PEPPERCORN
TOP: Raspberry, Black Pepper, Pink Pepper, Rose
MIDDLE: White flowers, Jasmine, Vetivert
BASE: Musk, Amber
VELVET PEONY & OUD
TOP: Taif Rose, Peony
MIDDLE: Clove, Amber, Nutty, Milk
BASE: Vanilla, Praline, Agalwood
CHICKS BEFORE DICKS
Smells like loyalty, camaraderie and no filter
Aromatic vintage cologne notes lead into a heart of rich sweet tobacco, warm spices and a hint of cognac. Smoky oak, ebony and incense combine with dark musk.
KEEP YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
Smells like drunk texts and ugly cry
An enticing, mouthwatering medley of Sicilian lime and zesty bergamot with a juicy heart busting with ripe mandarins, aquatic white florals, peppery basil and caraway seeds.
CUBAN TABACCO & OAK
TOP: Lemon, Lime, Mint, Cognac
MIDDLE: Jasmine, Ironwood, Clove, Vetivert
BASE: Oak, Incense, Tobacco, Musk
Lime, Basil & Mandarin
TOP: Sicilian Lime, Bergamot
MIDDLE: Mandarin, White Florals, Caraway Seeds
BASE: Patchouli, Vetivert
DAY DRUNK
Sweet honey and rich bourbon with a slight fruity, spicy note settle into a subtle syrupy essence.
Honey
TOP: Orange Marmalade, Tamarind, Honey
MIDDLE: Bourbon, Coumarin, Clove
FUCKING CANDLE
Smells like just another fucking candle
Clean and citrusy fresh with notes of Lavender mixed with Lily of the Valley & Jasmine finished off with an added touch of moss, wood, musk and ambergris.
Sandalwood, Citrus & Lily
TOP: Lemon Zest, Lavender
MIDDLE: Lily of The Valley, Jasmine
SOS 113 SOS 133 SOS 153 SOS 173
SOS 114 SOS 134 SOS 154 SOS 174 Candle 16 oz Liquid Hand Soap 12 oz Linen & Room Spray 12 oz Ceramic Scent Diffuser Candle 16 oz Liquid Hand Soap 12 oz Linen & Room Spray 12 oz Ceramic Scent Diffuser
Morning Wood
HARVESTED SUMAC & CAMPFIRE
TOP: Elemi, Tobacco Leaf, Cacao
MIDDLE: Roasted Chestnut, Wild Sumac
BASE: Smokey Vanilla, Birch, Guaiacol
A thought-provoking combination of earthy birch and guaiaconic unite with smoky vanilla and tobacco leaf to create a striking, velvety scent.
16 oz
I Hate Pulling Out
NATIVE HELIOTROPE & CASIMIR WOOD
TOP: Heliotrope, Orange Flower, Patchouli
MIDDLE: Casimir Wood, Amber, Tonka Bean
BASE: Amber, Cedarwood, Sheer Musk
A symphony of cashier, warm amber and serene floral notes playfully linger atop the robust and grounding wood and musk.
16 oz
I Like A Good
Paddle
Brandied Pear & Alder Wood
TOP: Clove, Cinnamon
MIDDLE: Apple Cider, Apple, Pear
BASE: Brandy, Sugar
A sweet indulgence of ripe pear and cask aged brandy with deep aloeswood and spicy notes.
16 oz
SOS 201 SOS 203I Sleep Around Santal & Coconut
TOP: Coconut Milk, Benzoin
MIDDLE: Sandalwood, Coconut
BASE: Amyris, Tonka Bean, Cedar
Sit back, relax, and drift away to a warm, sunny day edged by mountain blue water and the gentle rush of waves.
16 oz
I Love Weiners
Red Current & Juniper Berry
TOP: Citrus, Camphor, Ozone
MIDDLE: Cherry Blossom, Red Currant, Pine, Pear
BASE: Sage, Juniper
An enchanting blend of fresh evergreens and fruits. Cooling camphor, airy ozone and a hint of citrus start off this complex scent.
16 oz
Nice Tents
WILD ORANGE & CYPRESS
TOP: Orange, Bergamot, Grapefruit
MIDDLE: Clove, Cedarwood, Cypress
BASE: Oakmoss, Vetiver, Hinoki Wood
Juicy wild citrus meets aromatic spices and earthy oakmoss for a sweet, but energizing combination.
16 oz
WHITE CHRISTMAS
Smells like when the white runs out its time to drink the red
A warm, spicy Cinnamon scent with a touch of herbals over woodsy notes.
SILENT NIGHTS
Smells like someone needs to use a glue stick not chapstick
A warm woodsy scent followed by fresh raspberries, red currant and mulberry.
Cinnamon Bark & Patchouli
TOP: Cinnamon, Bergamot, Spice
MIDDLE: Golden Amber, Black Oak
BASE: Patchouli, Vetiver, Musk
Mulberry & Mossy Woods
TOP: Mulberry, Red Current, Raspberry
MIDDLE: Sugan, Pine Needles
BASE: Moss, Woods,
JOLLY A F
Smells like someone's got their tinsel in a tangle
Crisp notes of orange, eucalyptus, sage with creamy sandalwood. Magical snowflake scent.
Citrus, Sage & Sandalwood
TOP: Orange Zest, Lemon
MIDDLE: Eucalyptus, Sage
BASE: Sandalwood, Honey
HOLIDAY SPIRITS
Smells like the tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year
Fresh as the first snowfall, alpine air, watermint, fresh currant, pink juniper berry, and balsam mingle to rejuvenate the winter holiday spirit.
Cloudberry & Balsam
TOP: Alpine Air, Watermint , Fresh Currant
MIDDLE: Pink Juniper Berry, Balsam, Bergamot
BASE: Clove, Patchouli, Cedar
JINGLE MY BELLS
Smells like you "put out" for Santa
A fresh breath of mountain air. Eucalyptus and lemon peel meet with musky pine wood and sweet cinnamon for a refreshing, invigorating combination.
JUNIPER FIR & BALSAM SPRUCE
TOP: Cold Mountain Air, Lemon Peel, Eucalyptus
MIDDLE: Green Apple, Juniper, Fir
Balsam
BASE: Cinnamon, Pine Wood, Musk
SMORES & WHORES
Smells like someone's getting a Bible for Christmas
Sweet maple, grated ginger, brown sugar and buttermilk linger for memories of warm, creamy pastries and decadent sweets.
Maple Chi & Sweet Cream
TOP: Grated Ginger, Nutmeg, Orange Zest
MIDDLE: Maple Syrup, Cinnamon Leaf
BASE: Vanilla Bean, Brown Sugar, Buttermilk
LETS GET BAKED
Smells like someone's getting "fat" for Christmas
It's got the homemade Gingerbread and the spice without being too sickly sweet.
NAUGHTY LIST
Smells a lot like your "friends" list
Indulgent like a spicy, warm drink on a chilly fall day. Orange rind and Madagascar clove delightfully swirled together with zesty ginger
GINGERBREAD
TOP: Lemon Zest, Allspice, White Ginger
MIDDLE: Vanilla Extract, Red Nutmeg, Toffee
BASE: Cinnamon Sticks, Musk, White Cocoa
MULLED ORANGE RIND & CLOVE
TOP: Orange Rind, Neroli, Jasmine
MIDDLE: Velvet Plum, Rosehip, Madagascar Clove
BASE: Tonka Bean, Zesty Ginger
HO HO HOES
Smells like someone's been up your chimney
A sweet and subtle creamy cup of cocoa with hints of peppermint and whipped cream.
Peppermint & Coco Shavings
TOP: Peppermint & Coco Shavings
MIDDLE: Chocolate, Nutmeg
BASE: Coffee Beans, Whipped Cream
Twelve Scents of Christmas
Advice
A modern twist to the classic fortune cookie and the first of its kind, ADVICE ADVENT calendar. Each set includes 12 Scents of Shame Christmas scents with a surprise unique Scents of Shame daily advice slogan. Every 4oz candle will burn continuously for at least 24 hours.
Example advice slogan: Never leave the bathroom smelling your fingers no matter how lovely the hand soap is.
Tits The Season
NAUGHTY LIST MULLED ORANGE
LETS GET BAKED GINGERBREAD
SILENT NIGHTS
Mulberry & Mossy Woods
3x 8 oz
SOS 350
Santa’s Favorite Ho
JINGLE MY BELLS
JUNIPER FIR & BALSAM
SPRUCE
HO HOES
Peppermint & Coco Shavings
SMORES & WHORES
Maple Chi & Sweet Cream
3x 8 oz
SOS 351
Let’s Get Lit
HOLIDAY SPIRITS
Cloudberry & Balsam
JOLLY AF
Citrus, Sage & Sandalwood
WHITE CHRISTMAS
Cinnamon Bark & Patchouli
3x 8 oz
SOS 352
Oh My Gourd
Smells like leg
shaving season is over
Apple Rind & Cinnamon
TOP: Red Apple, Pear
MIDDLE: Pumpkin Spice, Clove, Pie Crust
BASE: Brown Sugar, Vanilla Bean
Smells like fresh apple pie right out of the oven. This sweet and spicy candle is one that will keep you warm through the cool fall nights.
16 oz
Ghosted
Smells a you quit it ...after you hit it!
SANDALWOOD
INCENSE & EXOTIC AMBER
TOP: Bergamot, Grapefruit, Muskmelon
MIDDLE: Exotic Jasmine, Persian Clay, Leather
BASE: Sandalwood, Vanilla, Amber, Spice
Escape to an exotic land far away, on a rich and sensuous escapade through the desert. Sweet sandalwood, warm amber, and heady jasmine collide with muskmelon and citrus.
16 oz
Pumpkin To Talk About
Smells like Pumpkin
Spice and shitty Advise
PUMPKIN & PERSIMMON
TOP: Blood Orange, Kumquat
MIDDLE: Pumpkin, Persimmon, Clove, Allspice, Ginger
BASE: Brown Sugar, Vanilla
Classic pumpkin and fresh fruit with just the right amount of spice and sweetness.
16 oz
HOCKEY MOM
Smells like “icing isn’t just for cupcakes”
BAILEYS & MORNING BLEND COFFEE
TOP: Whipped Butter
MIDDLE: Creamy Caramel, Irish Cream
BASE: Coffee, Cacao, Brown Sugar, Vanilla
Rich sweet Irish cream with coffee and warm vanilla come together for those early mornings spent at the rink.
14 oz
GOALIE MOM
Smells like "Shut Your Five Hole!”
WOODY LEATHER & CANADIAN WHISKEY
TOP: Bergamot, Candied Orange
MIDDLE: Geranium, Leather, Rosemary
BASE: Oakmoss, Patchouli, Clove, Tobacco
The smell the leather pads and a twist of Bourbon to help calm the nerves.
14 oz
GOT TEETH?
Smells like "Don't Puck With Me!"
Light Amber & Campfire Smoke
TOP: Vanilla, Light Amber
MIDDLE: Leather, Brown Sugar
BASE: Sandalwood, Musk
Sweet and slightly smoky, campfire smoke, hints of leather and vanilla amber mingle to create this sultry combination.
14 oz
SOS 501 SOS 502THE SIN BIN
Smells like "Kiss My Ice"
Spicy Cologne & SANDALWOOD
TOP: Cinnamon Bark, Clove Bud, Lily
MIDDLE: Tobacco Leaf, Cassia, Black Dahlia
BASE: Patchouli, Sandalwood, Raw Sugar
Unmistakably spicy and beautifully bright, clove, sandalwood, cinnamon bark, tobacco, and raw sugar round out this beautifully complex fragrance reminiscent of a crisp winter's eve.
14 oz
LIGHT THE LAMP
Smells like “Your Cup Size is STANLEY!”
Pine Needles & Citrus
TOP: Orange Rind, Citrus Zest
MIDDLE: Cinnamon, Green Apple
BASE: Pine Needles, Clove
Perfect blend of pine, apple, cinnamon and holly with a splash of vanilla.
14 oz
BOSS COW
Smells like "the whole herd is now headed in the wrong direction!"
Vanilla , Bourbon & Mahogany
TOP: Sheer Vanilla, Citrus
MIDDLE: Jasmine, Cashmere
BASE: Musk, Teakwood, Mahogany
A true sexy and warm vanilla, elevated by woody cashmere and sweet mahogany and teakwood, and rounded out with slightly detectable notes of floral.
14 oz
CRAZY BITCH
Smells like "a trip to the auction market!”
Sweet Pear & Whiskey
TOP: Anjou Pear, Tangelo, Iced Raspberry
MIDDLE: Cinnamon, Crushed Clove, Peppermint
BASE: Brown Sugar, Vanilla Bean, Cedarwood
Sweet and juicy, anjou pear, tangelo, and iced raspberry is muddled with cinnamon, crushed clove and brown sugar, reminiscent of a hot toddy.
14 oz
NIGHT CHECKS
Smells like "nothing runs smoothly after midnight!"
Irish Cream , Coffee & Cocoa
TOP: Whipped Butter
MIDDLE: Creamy Caramel, Irish Cream
BASE: Coffee, Cacao, Brown Sugar, Vanilla
Rich, sweet creamy caramel with butter coffee, cacao, and warm vanilla come together in a luscious confection.
14 oz
SORTING DAY
Smells like "a visit to the marriage counselor!”
Gin & Tonic with a twist of lime
TOP: Aldehydes, Green Lime
MIDDLE: Cypress Herbaceous, Juniper Berry, Pine
BASE: Amber, Cedarwood, Moss, Wood
A refreshing, fizzy gin and tonic after a long day. Fizzy and fresh, with the aroma of juniper berries and lime, pop some ice cubes in, sit down and relax.
14 oz
PASTURE TOUR
Smells like "the new hearsier was horny for the neighbors heifers"
Spiced rum & Clove
TOP: Butter, Clove, Cream
MIDDLE: Orange Citrus, BASE: Musk, Spice, Sandalwood
A warm and masculine scent reminiscent of autumn leaves, sweet fall spices and earthy top shelf rum.
14 oz
Candle Care...
Listen, I am not big on following rules, ask my parole officer.... JUST KIDDING, but in this case it is important to follow a few candle/wooden wick guidelines. If your candle is still a virgin (brand spanking’ new) it may be as temperamental as a two year old. With these finicky little guys, we recommend lighting them the first time with a hand held lighter. Hold the flame at the base of the wick for about 15-20 seconds if you can, you may have to try lighting them a few times.
Once you have your candle lit for the first time try to keep the candle burning for up to 2 hours or until the melt pool has reached the sides of the container to insure a consistent burn without tunneling for the rest of the candle life. Once you have done this, it should be smooth sailing! When you relight you candle make sure your wick is nice and cleaned up before lighting. Gently tap off any excess charcoal bits on the wick from the previous burn.
Pricing & Delivery
Terms & Conditions
Currently lead time prior to shipping is 2-6 weeks. Items on backorder will be communicated with retailer.
Ordering
Our minimum order is $320. Sold in cases of 4 and packs in cases of 4.
Shipping
We ship by Canada Post and UPS and will source the best price possible that suits your geographical location. All shipping charges will be added to the final emailed invoice and depending on the geographical distance from Olds, AB.
Payment
The first opening order is COD and Net 30 payments terms are offered to established customers with good credit standing. We accept E-transfer, Visa and MasterCard.
Claims
Shit happens! If you wish to make a claim, please contact us at contact@scentsofshame.com within 48 hours of receiving your order.
Individual Candles
$ 20 each
$80.00 per case (4 per case)
SRP: $40-$42 each
Luxury Liquid Hand Soap
$ 15 each
$60.00 per case (4 per case)
SRP: $30-$32 each
Luxury Linen & Room Spray
$ 15 each
$60.00 per case (4 per case)
SRP: $30-$32 each
Ceramic Scent Diffusers
$ 10 each
$40.00 per case (4 per case)
SRP: $20-$22 each
Reed Diffusers
Please send questions, inquiries and orders to contact@scentsofshame.com
