April 1, 2015

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HE IS RISEN

{BY BRENDAN EMMETT QUIGLEY / WWW.BRENDANEMMETTQUIGLEY.COM}

STUDIES

STUDIES

DIABETES?

WOMEN W/ LOW SEX DESIRE

Call Preferred Primary Care Physicians at

412-650-6155

CALL CTRS!

412.363.1900 STUDIES

ALZHEIMER DISEASE MILD TO MODERATE

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SmokING STUDY University of Pittsburgh

Smokers who want to try new cigarettes that may or may not lead to reduced smoking are wanted for a research study. This is NOT a treatment or smoking cessation study. Compensation will be provided. Evening Appointments Available For more information please call The Nicotine & Tobacco Research Lab at

412-624-9999

ACROSS 1. Nana’s fellow 7. “Make ___ for Ducklings” 10. Civil rights org. 14. Eaglets’ shelters 15. Burning anger 16. Baseball team that plays in the shadows of the CN Tower 17. Health scare of 2002-’03 18. Fruity wine, briefly 19. City 30 miles north of Des Moines 20. Tabby perched atop an IRS return? 23. From the top 24. His Twitter handle is @SHAQ 25. Head of Chelsea 27. Film ratings for the whole family 28. Kernel holder 30. The Ivies, e.g. 32. “The Late Late Show” host Corden 34. Traffic directors 35. Cassette emporium? 38. Baker’s tin 39. Cards of tomorrow 40. Playful pond slider 41. Phillies’ div. 42. Wee, in Scotland 45. Bud 46. Chunk of grass 50. Clock setting, for short

51. Paranoid Labour opponent? 55. Call to a scalawag 56. “Mob Wives” wife “Big ___” Raiola 57. Office reminder “sticky” 58. Have a problem with one’s sister, say? 59. Whole slew 60. “Problem” singer Grande 61. Cruised 62. Hunting permit application datum: Abbr. 63. Church maintenance man

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22. Ukulele standard 26. Takes too much junk, briefly 28. Lies, damned lies, but not statistics 29. It could be bad news 31. “Nobody ‘___ You” (Bob Dylan) 32. Practical joke 33. “Another” caller 34. ___-Alt-Del 35. Crisp snack served with hummus 36. Go nuts 37. Orange soda 38. Really jump off the page 42. Strafed 43. Spanish wool

1. Thing unscrewed at the pump 2. Put up again, as art 3. Mountain ridges 4. Kitty’s cry 5. Anne McCaffrey’s “Dragonriders of ___” 6. “___ often is the case ...” 7. Get wrinkled with age 8. Come up 9. Gossipy gal 10. Hector’s archenemy 11. Tight pants giveaway 12. Caustic cleaners 13. ___ Ronald Reagan (carrier) 21. “Check,” in poker

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SMOKERS WANTED

44. “The Valley of Amazement” author 47. “Check,” in poker 48. Looping video clips that are only a few seconds long 49. Word with grinder and donor 50. When some dinner parties start 52. Target of some “I Can’t Breathe” protests 53. Some auditors, for short 54. Era in some fairy tales 55. Ice Bucket Challenge cause, briefly {LAST WEEK’S ANSWERS}

for Paid Psychology Research

to participate in a research project at Carnegie Mellon University! To be eligible for this study, you must be: • 18-50 yrs. old • In good health • Willing to not smoke or use nicotine products before one session You may earn up to $50 for your participation in a 3 hour study. For more information, call: The Behavioral Health Research Lab (412-268-3029) NOTE: Unfortunately, our lab is not wheelchair accessible.

Are you interested in a research study of a new investigational birth control patch?

About the SECURE Study The Center for Family Planning Research is recruiting women to join a large clinical research study of an investigational contraceptive patch. The investigational patch contains the same type of hormones that are in many birth control pills. The patch is designed to be flexible and is applied onto the skin, just once a week. Study contraceptive patches and all study check-ups will be provided at no cost to you. You will be compensated up to $590 for your participation. If you would like to learn more, please call the

Center for Family Planning Research at: 412-641-5496 or visit www.birthcontrolstudies.org +

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