THIS YEAR SO FAR
CONTENTS 4. Union Addresses 6. Debate It! 7. 32 Counties 8. Agony Annie/Premiership 9. WITCard Bursary 10.WIT Fashion Show 11.Exam prep 12.Centre Fold Timetable 14.De-stress for exams 16.Sex & Contraception 18.Fashion Files/Overheard in WIT 20.Clubs & Socs 22.Slang & Jokes 23.Political Paulie
Hello everyone! We’ve finally reached the end of 2010. I’d like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for the feedback and to all of those who took the time out of their busy schedules and study breaks to help out with content for this issue. This month is our Christmas issue and our Debate It! team take on the issue of Facebook being blocked on college computers. This month’s issue also features fashion for the girls and some jokes on the back for the lads. We also introduce you to Political Paulie. Again, I’d like to thank WITSU for all of their hard work in collaborating with WITJS. For submissions, questions or feedback, email us at WITJournalism@gmail.com. Hope you all have a great Christmas. See you in 2011! Shannan Sutherland Editor Editor: Contributors: Design:
Shannan Sutherland Thomas Atkins, Adam Murphy, Agony Annie, Political Paulie, WITSU, Shane Mulcahy, Gavin Downey, Patrick Butler, , Kevin O’Sullivan, Marian Flavin, Lindsay Taylor, Nathan Sandison, Steven Fitzpatrick, James Lambe & Denise McCarthy Eamonn Kelly
WIT It! is a publication produced for the students of WIT by the students of the WIT Journalism Society in conjunction with WIT Students Union.
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Hi Everyone, As the first semester approaches an end and the Christmas exams begin I hope you have all enjoyed your experience so far in Waterford Institute of Technology. It has been a rollercoaster semester for me in particular and I have thoroughly enjoyed serving as your President so far. The Union has worked very hard for the student body, however we are only half way there and I promise you that the WITSU team will be equally as driven in the second semester. Ireland is facing into a time of uncertainty and we face many challenges over the coming months. This is the first recession many of us have seen. However, we the students of today, the future of tomorrow, have a chance to have a say and determine what direction our country will take. It is now that your country needs you so be positive going forward and start planning your future. As you all know there has been an infamous day of celebration here in WIT every year, which destroys the reputation of our students. The Students Union with unanimous support from the Union executive and class representative body agreed that we have to take control of this unofficial event that has gotten out of control more and more every year. The Dome Bar will serve no alcohol on the day and we are not engaging with any venues who promote such
Hey Everyone!
I hope you have all enjoyed the first semester of college madness. We’ve had so many events, an inspired protest and our class rep system is going really well. I’ve truly enjoyed my time as your Education Officer so far and I look forward to continuing my work for you next semester. Remember that my door is always open, so if things aren’t going your way call into the office or just give us a ring, no problem is too big or too small. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but unfortunately exam time is right around the corner. Now is the time to start spending those extra hours in the library and doing some serious study (I’m hoping that most students have already started!). Trust me there is nothing worse than pulling all nighters and cramming to the last minute, so use your study week to get ahead of the work load.
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Please take time to use the centrefold of “Wit it!” for advice on study tips and exam pressure. I hope you tear it out and stick it up on your walls at home.
an event. Last year thirty-two WIT students were arrested in Waterford City on that day, Waterford Regional Hospital A & E was crowded to capacity and the reputation of WIT students was tarnished in local and national media. I totally understand that students will go out on Wednesday, 1 December, however, I ask that you to behave in a civilised and sensible manner. Life is about respect and I ask you, as President, to show that to the residents of Waterford. All going well, by the time this issue goes to print the Recreation Room in College Street will be completed. It has been delayed but hopefully you will enjoy this new facility. After Christmas we hope to have to have the music store room in place. I would like to thank the entire WIT Students Union team for their dedication and hard work over the year. I wish each and every student, staff member and your families a peaceful and enjoyable Christmas period. Exams are a challenging and stressful period for students, I was in your position this time last year, and my advice to you is to be focused and determined and you will succeed. My office door is always open so please call in with any issues you may have. Conor Doyle WITSU President
There is a lot of valuable information, so it’s well worth checking out. Keep an eye out during the exams when we will be handing out some brain food and useful stationery to help you through your exams. My final message to all Class Reps is thank you for your input and help so far. Stay in touch with the Student Union next semester. We are only half way through the year and WIT students will continue to need your support and assistance throughout the next semester. Finally, I would like to wish you the best of luck wi th your exams. I hope you have an enjoyable Christmas. I hope that Santa comes to you. Stuff your faces at Christmas dinner. And that you all find that kiss for New Years eve! All the best, James Lambe Education Officer
Hi everyone! Hope all is well and you finally love college! As I said before these are and will be the best days of your life. So we have been flat out here in the Students Union with campaigns, events, the protest and individual casework. All in the life of a SU officer.
training and concentrated on active listening skills, observation of when people are distressed; skills enabling us to ask the sort of question which will help other students to talk through their distress. These students will be wearing a green wristband to show that they are Student Samaritan Listeners.
Road Safety Awareness was held here in WIT from November 8th. We saw a launch with Dr Paul Kelly from Wexford General Hospital and Freida Fleming and Mark Colfer from the local Traffic Corps here in Waterford city. Susan o Neill, WIT student performed her Road Safety song “it doesn’t have to be this way” which touched many hearts in the room. We carried out several road safety activities in both campuses using ‘beer goggles’ and breathalysers. On Tuesday many students and staff came to watch the car crash scenario and cutting demonstration a bus came from College Street for college street student to watch it. The balloon release in College Street touched many hearts and was lovely to see the numbers that got involved. After this week I hope students and staff are more aware of road safety and their actions.
I’d like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for their help this semester no matter how big or small. I really appreciate it! I and the rest of the guys here are extremely grateful. The next campaign will be Positive Mental Health week in January.
We have now seen the launch to the new scheme piloted this year, WIT Student Samaritan Listeners. The 12 students and I undertook 15 hours of Samaritans
Denise McCarthy Welfare Officer
So, it’s nearly Christmas, how excited are we? I can’t wait to see all the Christmas ads and songs on the radio; Mariah Carey, All I Want for Christmas is You in particular. I hope you have all started studying and aren’t under too much pressure. If you need anything during exam time just pop into the office and let us know. Best of Luck with your exams and have a GREAT Christmas. I hope Santy comes ;)
Hi all, was that a fast semester or what. Since the last publication. WITSU along with WIT hospitality management have organised a spectacular fashion show enjoyed by all raising €2,500 for Ballybeg Memorial Garden on the 10th of November. Also how can we not forget the fabulous performance by the Wolf tones on the 24th, what a show from the lads who have been on the road 47 years this year, what an achievement. As I am sure you are all busy with exams and the likes, entertainment will be slowing down now for the Christmas period. Looking forward to semester two, we have a hectic line up of events to keep you entertained. 1st off we have our much anticipated farmers ball on the 17th of January, always a great night with tractor rides, guess the weight of the pig, and a lovely meat hamper to the best dressed
Its nearly Christmas! First of all I’d like to wish everyone A Happy Christmas and best of luck in all your end of semester exams. I dont know how the year is going by so fast. So much has happened and so much is left to happen.We have a few good surprises in store for next semester, we know you won’t be disappointed. A couple of things to remember, the website is up and running, www.witsu.ie. Check that out and set up an account today! This has things like a grinds register, our latest youtube promo videos and much more.
on the night. What’s entertaining these days? The big thing at the moment is mystery tours. They are in big demand at the moment, so I have decided to go out and see what venues offer what deals and where and I am happy to say I have found a few ideal locations, the only thing is, I can’t tell you because it is a “MYSTERY”. If you or your class are interested, get in contact with me and I’m sure I can let you in on the secret. Best of luck to everyone in your exams. Until the next time, I’d like to leave you with a few words from a very wise man, Mr. David Gueta. “All the crazy s##t I did tonight, those will be the best memories! Peter Feeney Entertainments Officer
Remember, we’ll be trying to help you out over the up and coming exams. If you ever need anything, just call in. This is the main reason we are here, not to organise parties, but to get you through college! We’ll be giving out pens, water, food and more at the exams halls but if we miss you, call into your local SU. Best of luck to all and have a good and safe holiday! Eamonn Kelly Communications
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I look down at my watch. 20 minutes until my assignment has to be submitted. I’ve been running around the college for the past hour like a lost gazelle looking for a free computer, with no luck. The library is my last chance. I struggle through those stupid barriers (navigating your way past such obstacles is difficult for a gazelle after all) and scour the room looking for a free computer. All I can see is Facebook. Everywhere.
IN WIT I have 5 minutes left to get my assignment printed out. It can still be done! Only it isn’t. I log in to Facebook and conveniently forget about the assignment (“sure it was only 10%” is my way of justifying it) I love creeping as much as the next person but I’ve now come to realise that with Facebook blocked, I actually stand some chance of passing this year! So while part of me is resenting the college for preventing me getting my creep on, the other is actually applauding them.
I wander on over to a group of people and ask can I use the computer for a minute. “Can’t you see? We’re creeping” is all I get from them in a patronizing tone. I retreat with my tail between my legs and try my luck with some adidas-clad guy across the desk. He looks up at me as if he’s on the verge of attacking someone. “Not now!” he barks, “I’m mindin’ me farm!”. I back away, lest I’m the victim of his Farmville* related fury!
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in the Loyalist part of Derry. I believe him completely. The crowds were being whipped up into a frenzy, with additional drummers occasionally appearing and joining the cacophony.
Armed with the knowledge of the proper place to meet up in town, we wandered with some folks to that particular place, where upon we made an error in judgement (we sang Fields of Athenry...) and a few beverages (in that order I’ll have you know...) some of us headed to see the bonfire. The bonfire, mentioned above, consisted of uprights driven into the ground, around which three layers of pallets (on their edge) where placed and back filled with tyres. On top of this structure was placed more layers of pallets, until the whole thing was the size of a large three story building... And then they covered it with the Irish Tri- colour. By the time we reached the as of yet un-burnt woodpile, there was drummers out in the Loyalist camp and creating a fantastic Din. While we waited for the appointed hour, I had a great chat with a PSNI officer and a Bald tattooed Unionist that the PSNI officer was very very nice to... after the chat (which, those of you how know me will know exactly what I talked to this guy about... religion and politics), he gave me his name and waited until I could pronounce it right before leaving. His parting instruction: give his name if I get in trouble
At quarter to 12, the drummers made their move. They marched through the gate we were perched above and did a circuit of the walled city. The steely beat reverberated off desolate church and shop alike. Just as the clock was being to think about striking midnight they returned to the camp. The petrol bombing of the bonfire celebrated their return. The blaze was something to behold. The flags vaporised instantly, polyester ascending to the heavens above. The heat and light however were but a candle to 1000 suns of bonfire once it collapsed. A crack and a groan and the almighty structure could hold itself together no more. In slow motion, it spewed itself out and down, showering residents with the fruit of their labours. We had to hide behind the ramparts to shield ourselves from the Unionist blaze of and pride. The North seemed to be pretty damn entertaining so far. I hope you enjoyed the read, if you want to see more check out 32counties32nights.blogspot.com or search for 32 Counties 32 Nights on Facebook to see some more pictures. Pick up next month’s issue to follow the mischief!
Agony Annie
Q: I bought Black Ops on launch day. I played it for a week straight. In that time, my girlfriend left me and I missed two practical exams. Now the girlfriend, lecturers and parents are mad at me. How do I make them chillax? Anto, Kill. Agony Annie: Oh dear. It appears you have gotten yourself into quite a predicament. It seems as though you have contracted the symptoms of COD. By the way, if you’re neglecting your girlfriend only to play 5+ matches in Nuketown in a row, you are a sad human being. You need to take a good hard look at yourself and your coursework and realise that WMD is clearly the best map and Nuketown is for N00bs. Q: I met a lovely female named dolly over the weekend. She listens to me, was wearing a beautiful woollen coat and we talked for hours. I want to take this further. What should I do? P.s. Dolly is a sheep. Steve, Tralee. Agony Annie: Cook her a nice meal. May I suggest roast lamb in mint sauce? Q: Annie, I think I know your true identity! But I won’t reveal it. Just one question; why is it they call you “Puddles”? Agony Annie: Because I reduce all men who ask me stupid questions into puddles of tears. NEXT!
What a season so far. Who would have thought that by mid November, Chelsea would have lost 4 matches and would still be top of the league, Man Utd would have remained un-beaten and Bolton would be in the Top-5? It’s a strange season alright. It is a bit too coincidental for Chelsea’s recent run of bad results to coincide with Ray Wilkins well reported departure from the club. Chelsea have lost 3 games in their last 4 with surprise defeats to Sunderland and Birmingham in which the usually-prolific attacking force have been kept very quiet. It will be essential for Chelsea to get things right, but perhaps injuries and lack of quality replacements are part of this apparent downfall? Time will tell. If you have predicted some of the results of the season so far and were brave enough to put your money where your mouth is you could have made a killing at the bookies. Spurs were 50/1 at half time to beat Arsenal. Sunderland to beat Chelsea 3-nil at Stamford Bridge? Looking around 80/1.Anyone want to be brave and send in a few predictions? I’ll print them in the next issue.
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Wayne Rooney, bit of a Diva eh?! I don’t think we will ever know what actually happened between him and Fergie but based on Ferguson’s history of Player-bust-ups with Roy Keane, David Beckham and Ruud Van Nistelrooy to name but a few. People are very opinionated when it comes to issues with Player Vs Manager (Keane Vs McCarthy comes to mind, in which I am firmly in the Keane camp) I am actually on the Fergie side here. Rooney
had a terrible end of season, terrible World Cup and a terrible start of season, some say this is due to an ongoing injury Rooney had, I personally attribute it to a bad attitude stemming from issues with the lack. Either way, he needs to get his head sorted as United need him back to his best if they want to win the league this year. The race for top 4 as it is so often called is starting to heat up now, as from what I can see there are 5 contenders. I think it’s going to be between Man Utd and Chelsea for the title and then between Arsenal, Tottenham and Man City for the other two places. Consistency is the biggest problem for all of these teams but over the length of the season I expect these to be in the mixer come May time. For anyone interested in Fantasy Football I’ve created a league for everyone to join in on. Simply go to: fantasy.premierleague.com to register your team if haven’t already done so and join the league with this code: 119947-444623. Until next time. Take it easy. Steven Fitzpatrick
WIT CARD The WITCard Bewleys Bursary offers students the chance to win €500 WITCard Top Up. The Bursary is run in conjunction with the WITCard and Bewleys and gives students the opportunity to win this fantastic prize by simply topping up their WITCard Online So far this semester we have had two lucky winners of the The WITCard Bewley’s Bursary. 1. Edmund Fitzgerald 1st year Computer Forensics student 2. Helena Healy 4th Year Social Care student. “Why not start off the New Year the New Way” Top Up your WITCard Online To be in with a chance to win the New Year WITCard Bursary all you have to do is Top Up your WITCard Online three times within the specified period. Watch out on Campus TV’s for dates.
To Win Simply Top Up one of these three ways: 1. Online @ www.wit.ie/witcard 2. At the AIB Bank Machine located on campus or 3.Via Mobiload
The advantages of using these WITCard Top Up methods are:
• Beat the queues at the VAS Machines • You can top up your WITCard from a number or locations i.e. college computers, at home, WITCard Office • Parents or family members can top up your card from home for you • Its safe and secure – rather than carrying cash • Earn loyalty points – every time you top up using any of the three methods above you earn points that convert to cash on your WITCard.
If you require any details on how to use any of these methods of top up call to the WITCard Office, phone – 051 302732 or e-mail witcard@wit.ie
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WIT Students Union along with the second year Hospitality Management students hosted a fashion extravaganza in the college on November 10th. The night was to benefit both the Ballybeg Remembrance Garden and the Solas Centre, a new cancer support centre being built in Waterford. Hosted by radio personality Zara King and local DJ Jono O’Byrne, it was a great night with complementary wine and spot prizes won during the night. The newest looks from shops around Waterford were showcased, including Debenhams, Tommy Hilfiger and Pamela Scott. A wide array of looks were shown, ranging from sporty to dressy, with discounts offered in the shops when your ticket is shown. Models for the night were found from within the college with students and lecturers including Joe Daly and Tony Quinlan modelling as well as student union president Conor Doyle. The first of its kind in W.I.T., the night was a great success raising over ₏2,500 for the charities involved. A special thanks to everyone involved in the night and who volunteered their time to make the night a success. Lindsay Taylor
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Three people to talk to: 1. Someone a year ahead. If you talk to someone who has done the test, they can give you an overview of what is involved and what is generally required. This will give you an idea of the way the exam is put together, the content, and the form that it takes. 2. Your Lecturer: Try to make an appointment with your lecturer or at least get a good idea of what is involved in the whole process. This will keep you relaxed - the more you know the less you panic. It will also look like you are interested in doing well. 3. College classmates This is always a delicate area as they may steer you away from your focus. Find out if they have any past exam papers or any notes or hints that you may have missed. Stick to the ones that are positive about the exam. Stay away from the “Oh my God’s”. You may find someone to share the study load and swap with.
Get “In the Know” Nothing can replace knowledge of the subject you’ll be quizzed on. Don’t be afraid to read up on different areas to get a good overview of the whole course. That way you know what you need to concentrate on and your strengths and weaknesses. Some of the elements of the course will come easy to you get good at these parts and have them as your strengths. You can show your lecturer these parts in answers to demonstrate how well you know your subject. Practice Runs • Practice having a go at sample questions as they might appear in the exam, in the time allowed. • Give yourself an out-of-the-blue 40-minute pop quiz. • See what you know about all you have learned in different surroundings. It may be perfect in the silence of your cold flat but get used to being in different places and see if the knowledge comes back to you! • Establish regular sleep patterns that will coincide with the time of the exam so you won’t feel halfasleep during the exam.
Go for it!
On the day try to be as relaxed as possible. Before you go in, take some quiet time for yourself and calm yourself if you can even try to enjoy it. Consider that you are trying to impress someone that knows nothing about the subject. Try to explain it as simply as you can.
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From the Lambe’s Mouth
Here are elements that are important to lecturers since the beginning of time: • Write clearly. They can only give marks for the writing that they can read! • Answer the question! Lecturers can only give marks for answers to the question. For example, if the question says compare Chemical A with Chemical B. If your answer just discusses Chemical A then this doesn’t answer the question. • Keep the waffle for the weekend! Some students like to write pages and pages, but they will get similar marks to students that answer in one paragraph. Believe it or not! You only have a short time to answer questions. Thinking about the answer for half the time and spending the other half writing a short answer is better than thinking as you write. Scratch your chin and then come out with the best profound statement that you can. • The answer that gets the most marks can be the one in your own words. This demonstrates your understanding of the question. If you rattle off chunks from the textbook, and quotes from Stephen Hawkins it may look like you do not understand the question and may get less marks. • If you are running out of time, at least write some key words and phrases. Blank answers get no marks. Finally, remember - a few prayers never did me or anyone else any harm! Good Luck! James
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de-stress Stay Healthy During Exams Exams only test the ability to do exams. They are not a test for life. It’s important that everyone stays healthy during the exam time. Training In training for any game the most important thing is practice. Practice, practice, practice. You can know every page of the book but if you can’t get it down on paper within the required time you might as well not have bothered. Make sure you have a study plan and plenty of time for practice. So, in these last few weeks the most important thing is to do plenty of practice papers. That’s even more important than endlessly studying up new batches of facts. Exams are about exam technique, about getting very skilful. That comes back to practice. Just like any other sport. Nutrition Iron and B vitamins are especially important to maintaining the physical and mental energy necessary to study well. Meet breakfast, your new study buddy. While much is said about the reasons to eat breakfast, less known are the best ways to eat smart in the morning. Coffee and a sausage roll just don’t cut it. Tempting as it may seem, don’t overdo the caffeine. It only provides a temporary lift and too much caffeine will just leave you wired. It can also prevent you sleeping and you need to sleep well to perform well at your exams. Try bottles of water instead of red bull or coffee. Physical Activity Physical activity can be a great stress reliever when you are studying hard. It releases endorphins in the brain and helps you to relax. Even a few minutes of daily activity will help when you are spending all day chained to the books.
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Relaxation Techniques Relaxation techniques can be very useful in the lead up to and during exams. They can help when you take a break from studying and also help you get to sleep. For you, relaxation might include a walk, listening to music, yoga or pilates.
Sleep It is important to get adequate sleep. Stop studying at least two hours before bed and do something relaxing. If you find sleeping difficult there are many natural remedies available such as: • Sprinkling a couple of drops of lavender or chamomile oil on your pillow. • Taking a bath with a few drops of lavender oil in the water. • Having some warm milk before bed. Exams are an integral part of student life. However giving these exams can be a stressful experience. Wondering if you are well prepared, whether you will be able to answer all the questions are common feelings that one encounters during the exam time. Much as we would like to avoid exams they are an unavoidable reality of our lives. However with some simple strategies it is possible to cope with the stress of exams. Tips to deal with this stress! The very first thing anyone does when they feel stressed or fearful is to hold their breath. You’re probably not even aware of it, but I bet your breathing is pretty shallow these days. Every time you feel your stress levels rising, focus on your breathing. When you sit down to study-before you open a book, get you breathing right. On the day of the exam, when you are waiting to go in., breathe deeply and slowly. When you’re sitting at the desk, just before you look down at the exam paper, take a few slow deep breaths. Anytime you start to panic during the exam, close you eyes and breathe into your belly I would also recommend Rescue Remedy, which is made from flower essences and is totally safe and natural. It will give you a sense of relief and can be bought in any Health Food shop and works wonders on calming nerves. Best of Luck with Christmas exams 2010.
Let’s Talk about
Sex!
Everybody wants a good sex life but what about a healthy sex life? Sexual health is also about having pleasurable and safe sexual experiences, which do not involve violence, discrimination of any kind or make your feel under pressure to do something sexual that you are not comfortable with. Everybody has the right to freedom of choice and respect in relation to sexuality and sexual relationships.Your sexual relationships should make you feel respected and safe at all times, and should become a fulfilling part of your life. Sex is great- but unprotected sex can have nasty consequences. If you’re sexually active, making the right contraceptive choice is an important aspect of sexual health and your health in general! It is your right to decide when, how, where and with whom you want to have sex and your right to say NO if you choose not to have sex. Over 60% of sexually transmitted infections are diagnosed in the 20-29 year old age group – that means a lot of students fall within the high risk category. Unfortunately, Sexually Transmitted Infections (STIs) are on the rise. To protect against STIs a condom or other barriers such as Dental dams (plastic wrap) must be used each and every time you have sexual intercourse and during oral sex.
STIs break down into 3 rough categories:
Parasites Creepy crawlies like pubic lice (crabs) that live on you – these are passed on through skin to skin contact and sometimes through contact with infected bedclothes etc. Bacterial These are caused by bacteria and include Gonorrhoea, Chlamydia and Syphilis. Problematic but curable – these can generally be looked after and dealt with. Viral Hepatitis, HIV, Herpes – these all fall under the viral category. In general these can only be treated, not cured. And in HIV’s case, it can develop into AIDS - an illness that will kill you. HPV (Genital warts) can lead to illnesses like cervical cancer. A lot of STIs have NO symptoms until it’s too late e.g. Chlamydia can cause infertility in women but can have no symptoms until its late stages.
STIs Dos and Don’ts Dos Do carry a condom and always use it properly Do follow the instructions on the condom and practice putting them on Do think twice about having sex when drunk or taking drugs Do look out for any unusual discharge, sores, rash or bump and go to a doctor or STI clinic if you are worried Don’t Don’t have unprotected oral, vaginal or anal sex Don’t be embarrassed to talk about safer sex Don’t rely on your partner to carry condoms Don’t be embarrassed to get tested for STIs Every Wednesday WIT Students Union and a few students hand out 1,200 FREE Durex condoms. WITSU are already planning SHAG (sexual health & guidance) week which will be in second semester. Call into your local SU on special offers for buying condoms. 144 pack from €25 and 7 durex condoms for €2.
Play Safe, Think Safe sex!
To be sure you’re 100% STI free – please get tested for STIs.
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The State of Our Affairs
In the past few weeks there has been a lot of talk about bailouts, budgets with severe cuts, and increased talk about the likelihood of an early general election. Our country is in a very sad state of affairs. We are officially unable to pay our debts and do not have the sufficient funds to run the country. We entered the worst recession in the developed world and saw our finances spiral out of control with tough budgets and severe cuts implemented by the Fianna Fail government. On the 9th of December 2009, Minister Brian Lenihan flanked by Taoiseach Brian Cowen announced with great fan fare that “Our plan is working. We have turned the corner. I commend this Budget to the House.” On the 21st of November 2010, nearly a year later, Minister Brian Lenihan recommends to the cabinet that the government applies for a financial rescue package from the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and Europe. The government can no longer finance the country and the banks, and has called for outside help. One year on and it is clear that this FF led government has been lying through its teeth to the Irish public. They stayed in power, refused to disclose full figures and effectively held this country at ransom –resulting in the loss of our economic sovereignty. Our budgetary homework and financial decisions will no longer be decided by the Irish. The government have brought us to a point of no return. They have portrayed themselves as the party which “has
a job to do”, and refused to be distracted by talks of elections. They continuously refused to take accountability for their actions and today, still refuse to take accountability for the fact that we have not “turned the corner”. It is evident that this government which lead us into this crisis at the beginning of the recession can no longer lead this country out of the mess it has created. The coalition partners have withdrawn full support. Yet, the government refused yet again to hold an election which would allow for a new government which would be leading this country for the next four years, create the four year plan and budget. Instead, the same people who lead us into the recession and ended up creating a bigger crisis wish to continue on of what now seems like a path of destruction. Our country needs a new government, with a fresh mandate to govern. With an election now closer than it has been, I urge you all, every single one of you, to get your name on the Registrar for Elections. Stand up and vote on Election Day. It is now more important than ever before to have your voice heard. Vote in a new government with a new mandate that will now work to bring our country forward for the good of the people. Vote out this current government which has brought the country to economic ruin. Kevin O’Sullivan
The Fashion Files
Christina Dalton 2nd year, Legal Studies Christina is 19 and hails from Co. Kilkenny
Hi Christina, tell me about your outfit today I love the co-ordination of it! My vest top and cardigan are both from Penneys €7 and €13, skirt is from New Look €25, socks and tights both Penneys €3, pumps were €9 in Penneys, my bag is from Dunnes €9 and I accessorised it with a bow from an old hairband, my earrings and bangle are from Claire’s Accessories both €6 and finally the scarf was borrowed coming from my sister’s wardrobe! What are your favourite shops? Without a doubt New Look, it’s great for everything from shoes right down to your underwear! I also swear by my sister’s wardrobe, it’s the “Swap Shop”! On a usual college day how would you describe your style? I like to dress casually for college with a touch of punk rock to make my outfit stand out a little. What has been your biggest cringe moment in fashion to date? The matching velour tracksuits back when I was about 12, I had a bright pink and green one. They were terrible!
Lorcan Byrne 4th year, Music Student He’s 21 from Co. Wexford Hi Lorcan, tell me about your outfit today. My grey jacket is from Penneys €23, the hoody is from Sports Savers €25, the jeans belong to my brother and my trainers were €3 in Penneys. I was well proud of that bargain and my scarf was €12 in TK Maxx. When you’re heading into College St. what way do you like to dress? Casual and a bit preppy I suppose. Have you had any fashion disasters to date Lorcan? I think I’ve been pretty spot on with everything that I’ve worn to date! What is your favourite item in your wardrobe at the mo? A nice shirt from Topman that I get a lot of wear out of, works a charm on the ladies! WIT It!’s fashion correspondent: Marian Flavin
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Student 1: “Have you seen Avatar yet?” Student 2: “Nope not into that kinda thing.” Student 1: “What? Its class sure.” Student 2: “Hey if I wanted to see big blue things throwing little guys around the place id watch chelsea against arsenal.” Student 1: ”Jesus look at the ass on your one.” Student 2: “That’s a fella.” SU President Cabbage: “We will not be used as pawns or used as hostages in this dispute!!” Student: “WE DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!” Student 1: “John...all these figures...they’re wrong....our whole table is all wrong. The last half an hour is gone.” Student 2: “Ah christ man.......WAIT....we did it in pencil.” Student 1: “Ah thank god for pencils. If we had
done that in pen I would have fucked off and left it.” *Students go into room with different lecturer at top of room* Student 1: “(To lecturer) Are you gonna be teaching a class in here?” Lecturer: “No I came up here for a w*nk.” Student 1: “OUCH!!! Student 2: “What?” Student 1: “I was trying to push up my bra and I pinched my nipple.” Student 1: “Yer one in that Kickass poster looks deadly!” Student 2: “Isn’t she like 12?” Student 1: “...forget I said anything...” Staff: “MORE CHIPS MARGO!!” Find us on Facebook!
Assassin’s Creed 2 was one of the biggest games of this and last year, and with the next instalment out this November many gamers were given early access to the multiplayer mode in the form of a beta release. I managed to get my access earlier than others through Playstation Plus, and the beta is exclusive to Playstation. The multiplayer beta consists of two main modes, ‘Wanted’ and ‘Alliance’. Wanted is the name given to the free-for-all mode where 8 players must hunt down and assassinate each other while aiming for the highest score. Alliance is where three teams of two players assassinate other players and aim for the highest score. Unfortunately during my playtime the Alliance mode had not yet been unlocked by players (via total worldwide kills online).
ting a stealth kill in COD is nothing compared to this. You are given a huge map filled with buildings and scenery and, more importantly, people. Just to make it more difficult, all the characters in the map are characters that you can choose from. Meaning you can play as a courtesan, and then walk around the market in a group of courtesans from the town, waiting for your target to come close enough to get the kill and then jump back into hiding. Of course it works the other way round too. I followed a monk for around 2 minutes without being seen, trying to catch up with him. He turned a corner, and as I turned after him, I see a group of 5 monks walking away and two sitting on a bench. He tricked me. I killed the nearest one, got it wrong, and the player ran off free.
The whole setting of the multiplayer is that you are Templars (the bad guys from the last game) training in an Abstergo facility. You can choose from a number of characters like a templar assassin, courtesan, barbarian, monk, smuggler and doctor. At the beginning of each game, you are shown a picture of who you have to kill and you must pick this person out of the crowd. Re-spawn or kill your target and you are given a new one. You are not told who is after you, but if they make themselves known through killing civilians etc then they will show up straight away and you need to start running. Your radar gives you the general direction and gets larger and whiter depending on how close you are. Skill sets will allow you to upgrade your equipment and add extra perks like sprinting for longer or equipping a disguise for a set time. Points are earned through kills, and through avoiding the player trying to kill you. Simply running up and killing your target in public will earn you 100 points. Killing them without them noticing they were being followed, 200 points. Getting a perfect kill, where you were hidden right up until you pressed the button and with your target being none the wiser, will net you 400 points. However it’s not all about chasing down targets. If you are being followed and need to lose your pursuer before continuing on, hide on a bench or in a crowd of people that look like you. If you manage to trick your pursuer into killing the wrong character, you get 100 points and they have to continue on. Spot your pursuer in advance and you can run up behind them and stun them while you go hide.
The only complaint I can make at the moment is that there was no option to mute other players. Having a 12 year old kid scream through his headset about my mam’s extracurricular activities after I kill him is not fun. It was like the game volume was at 7, but the other players were at 11. Regardless, the multiplayer for Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood is a lot of fun and I can’t wait to get full access once I get my hands on the game.....at Christmas....*holds breath*..... Thomas Atkins
The type of player you encounter can differ. Some will take to the rooftops to hunt you down and kill you as quick as possible, whereas others will slowly hide themselves in the crowd and wait for the moment to sneak up and attack. I took the latter approach, and there is great satisfaction to be had when you get that perfect silent kill. Get-
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CLUBS & SOCS LGBT
The LGBT society is a society that is crucial within a college environment to give support to all the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgendered students. We have not only received support from the students but our students union have showed amazing support in helping us establish the society. Back when our welfare officer, Denise McCarthy was being elected she promised to have an LGBT society up and running. And when we returned in September she had it all organised for us!! We now have a new logo, committee and plenty of support and interest. 40 students registered with the society, both gay and straight!! Many people think that you have to be LGBT to join the society but a successful LGBT society would not run without equality(after all that’s the point of the society in the first place) so that’s why we invite everybody and anybody to join!! Since then we had our first meet and greet wine reception in the Dome Bar which was a great evening. In early November we held a Table Quiz in Dignity bar which was hosted by Joanna Ryde. It was a great success and we raised €400 for the society. 7 delegates from the society and WITSU Welfare Officer attended Pink Training in UCC. Pink Training is a weekend organised by USI where all the LGBT societies from all colleges in Ireland meet for a weekend for workshops and inspirational talks regarding LGBT issues.
Law Society
The year is well under way and ,for the oldest society in WIT the Law Society has started the year with a flourish of optimism and commitment, and indeed activity. This year has seen the rebirth of the society with a new committee and President Jane Rockett taking over the helm. The law societies aims are to provide an academic and social contribution for our members and to encourage students through the academic year to partake in debates, talks, plan for the future and indeed have fun along the way. We are always seeking new members and fresh ideas and perspectives as well as working closely with the faculty with whom we have a great relationship.
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So far this semester we have had a great membership drive which currently stands at 130 members , most of whom are very active. Our first social event of the year was our Argumental evening, which proved a tonic for our members as it was a relaxed and humorous debating session with a lot of laughs along the way. Next up was our comedy night , the law society was g;ad to welcome the hilarious Steve Cummins to Waterford and a great turnout was rewarded with a truly memorable evening. As a society we encourage debating and as such the Law Society entered two teams into the Irish Times debate and are delighted to report that two individuals
We have so many plans for the future including some well known Irish faces coming to WIT as guest speakers to share their stories. We are also planning a Rainbow Day after Christmas in conjunction with WITSU and many fundraisers for some well known charities. Within the next few weeks we are also going to have a confidential phone line set up for anyone who has any issues or needs help, or just wants a chat. For more information on the society or if you would like to sign up do not hesitate to email the society at witlgbt1@gmail.com. You can also find us on Facebook!!!! Hope to get everyone’s support in the Future. Ronán Brady (Chairperson) Dee Bushell (Co-Chair/Secretary) Brian Ormonde Murphy (Treasurer) Thomas Horgan (PRO)
have made it to the next round , well done guys. To top off this impressive run of events we had our very first mystery tour, which sold out and a great time was had by all. So what have we planned now? We have a series of debates , our career fair , charity work as well as Trips to limerick prison and of course our highlight of the Year the law ball. Why not come join us? New Members are welcome and we are a friendly bunch of people. Visit us on facebook and contact any member of the committee for more info.
WIT Athletics Club
Members have the option to compete in up to 6 intercollegiate events across the academic year, from Cross- Country to multi events, Indoor and outdoor. Recently, the WITAC has had tremendous success with road relays. The Club has in recent years also seen its success grow, due to both individual and team efforts. As well as the hard slog of training the club also has a number of social events most recently a fund-raising leg wax at Kitty Kiernans.
Anyone wanting to get involved for fitness, fun or to WIT Athletic Club has seen its active membership compete call in to the Clubs and Socs office to sign more than triple in the past two years. This is due to up or contact a very active committee and new coaching system in all disciplines: Sprints,Hurdles, Mid/ Long Distance, Andrew on 0876980304 Throwing and Jumping. You will see the track at the RSC is hive of activity every Tuesday and Thursday when training takes place with athletes of all levels taking part.
Engineering is a strong and important part of WIT, and in turn, its Engineering Society is an important part of that. Engineering comes in many forms in WIT, and the activities of the Eng Soc are just as varied. By the time this goes to print, our annual Christmas Ball, which is organised in conjunction with the Science Society, will have already happened. This years 25th of November festive bash featured Ciaran McCabe, White Riot and DJ John O Conner, after cocktail reception and a 4 course meal. The event was kindly sponsored by Engineers Ireland.
That’s three of the regular features in our calendar which also features Scholarships, Presentation prizes, Engineering Week, helping at the BT Young Scientist awards and the Female Engineers Lunch to encourage and foster Women in Engineering.
Every year we send some of our members abroad to see first hand the environments in which they are being educated to operate, design, and manage. This has seen the Annual Trip go to Gothenburg in Sweden to tour the Volvo Plant, and to Frankfurt, Germany, where students saw first hand the creation of the Opel Insignia. We run an inter-class soccer tournament every year that often sees a student team take on some of the lecturers.This is a great opportunity to get members active, and to build the teams they will be working in as part of their careers. 21
Irish Slang “On d’town”: Gutteral war chant shouted at Portlaoise football matches. “On d’TOWN!” “Rayle”: Local pronunciation of the word “real”. “Tis rayle unfair dat rich fella won de lohho… Him winning is like rubbing grease on a fat goose’s arse” Waterford Carlow “Anwell”: Without question and beyond “Fair”: Used to stress the importance of the word fol- doubt.”G’waffit yer sister for a few blaas??” “Anwell I lowing it. Very like “quare” in neighbouring Wexford. would, boy!” “Axe”: “Ask” as pronounced by Carlovians. “Are ya “Das de why/how”: That is just the way things are. goin’ Foundry? Will ye go axe yer mudder fair quick Mickey: “but why, Daddy?” Daddy: ”Cos das de why!” lad?” “Smell off yer lack boy”: Probably the worst insult you “The track”: A scenic walk alongside the river Barcan give a yungfella. row, a favourite with underage drinkers. “Here do ya wanna grab a few flagons an head down to the track, Kilkenny lad?” “Like, d’ye know”: A common term used to fill in any unwanted sentences Laois “Mullinavegas”: A village in South Kilkenny famous for “At nahin’ ”: An expression used to articulate someits Las Vegas style strip. thing could do with a fair amount of improvement. “Does be”: Is/are. “He does be very fond of de smid“’Lahs, we’re at nahin’ unless we bayte de BIFFOs next dicks boy”. week” Compiled by Shannan Sutherland. Credit: Slang.ie
Santa’s Chat Up Lines 1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? 2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf? 3. I`ve got something special in the sack for you! 4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? 5. I know when you’ve been bad or good ... so let’s just skip the small talk! 6. Some of my best toys run on batteries. 7. Interested in seeing the “North Pole”? (Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it) 8. I see you when you’re sleeping ... and you don’t wear any underwear, do you? 9. Screw the “nice” list -- I’ve got you on my “naughty” list! 10. Wanna join the “Mile High” club?
HOW TO BE ANNOYING AT CHRISTMAS!
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1. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, “Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town...” 2. Hang a stocking with your roommate’s name on it.
Collect coal and sharp objects in it. 3. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games. 4. Sing “All I want for Christmas is your two front teeth...” 5. Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first. 6. Smoke mistletoe. Do what comes naturally. 7. Take some miniature marshmallows and put them in a little baggie. Attach a note to the bag that has a picture of a snow man and this poem: ‘You have been naughty, and here’s the scoop All you get is the snowman’s poop!’
Political Paulie Mystic Moe has gone on strike until the College St Recreation Room is completed so here’s his cousin Political Paulie to determine what political party you are! Question 1 You come across a dark alley and a man is threatening a woman with a gun. What do you do?
Question 5 A homeless person on the street asks you for help. What do you do? A – Say you’re too strapped to help him. Then get into a Merc and drive off. B – Lecture him on economic policy for an hour before he falls into a coma. Not noticing, you continue. C – Recruit him. D – Applaud his method of living. Who needs a house? E – Give him a euro and claim expenses for it.
A – Sneak behind the man and give him a silencer for his gun. Best not to draw too much attention. B – Complain about the whole situation and then leave and do nothing. C – Take out an AK-47 and kill them both. Then set off a bomb for good measure. D – Suggest that the man’s purpose would be better off served if she was kidnapped to a labour camp in Siberia. E – Wait until the woman is shot dead, then offer to help.
RESULTS Mostly A’s Fianna Fáil. You work in the shadows and you care only about yourself. You’re going to con everyone as much as you can.
Question 2 You’re in the pub and it’s your friend’s round. What are you having?
Mostly C’s Sinn Féin. You want a revolution. And you don’t care who gets hurt.
A – 6 pints of beer. You want to be in best condition for your Morning Ireland interview the next day. B – Water. You’re the most boring person in the world and you want your drink to reflect it. C – Whichever is the most flammable. D – Nothing. You’re on a strict health diet and are going out marching at midnight. E – Whatever person A is having.
Mostly D’s Labour. You’re a Lenin fan and plan to open a labour camp on the Aran Islands.
Question 3 You need a new outfit and you enter a clothes shop. What do you buy? A – The most expensive clothes you can find. Don’t worry, you won’t be paying for it, that’s what an expenses is for. B – Doesn’t particularly matter, no-one will notice anyway. C – Army uniform and a large suspicious looking school bag. D – Nothing. Clothes are for the weak. E – Whatever is out of season. You don’t live your life in the real world. Question 4 What is your favourite TV programme? A – World’s dumbest criminals. You feel you can relate. B – The Politics Show. On repeat. C – The Military Channel. D – You don’t own a TV. You prefer to read the economic policies of Karl Marx. E – You’re too green for TV so you watch the world go by. Unfortunately, you don’t seem to notice...well...anything.
Mostly B’s Fine Gael. You haven’t much of a clue about anything really. But you’re going to keep complaining nonetheless.
Mostly E’s You’re a sell out and going to do what you’re told. The one time you stand up for yourself, it’ll be a disaster.
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