Loononium

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LOONONIUM The discovery of a new element by CERN in France/Switzerland made 5 years ago, has today lead to a final conclusion. CERN discovered that during some experiments scientist started to laugh and tell silly stories. Extensive analysis of what happened in the Large Collider, lead to the discovery of an until then unknown element. The element got the code‐name DS106 and was extensively researched in experiments with humans. At normal room temperature the element formed a gas, and showed, when inhaled by humans, effects similar to the intoxication by nitrous oxide (laughing gas) or alcohol. Because of the crazy (lunatic) things people started to do after inhaling the DS106‐gas, the element got its definite international name: LOONONIUM.


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