HUMANS OF NIDA
WHENEVER
GOSSIPCAT
FASHION
NOCTURNE HOROSCOPES
The Whenever workshop has been producing some cool stuff so far! They kindly shared some of their work with us. Keep an eye out for more...
Our birthday boy was really trying out the not yet decided motto last night: he was spotted with various pairs of girls not being able to decide which one is the right one for him. Slow down, birthday boy! There’s a whole year ahead of you.
Spotted Grégoire, tutor of The Flying Gap, working what he calls “ the post apocalyptic style”
Ahead of the Horoscopes party hosted by NOCTURNE at the EASA bar tomorrow night, we thought you should know what is written in the stars for you!
To whom it may concern
Another resident of the art colony (whose bedroom we actually stumbled upon while snooping around) was professor Vytautas Kibildis from the Vilnius Academy of Arts. Like so many residents there, he couldn’t resist coming back time after time. He tutored a workshop at the colony two months ago, and you might have already seen the resulting paintings as they are on display at the Agila lobby; if not, check them out while visiting Maxima, the exhibition is definitely worth your time, and, of course, free. Professor Kibildis teaches theater design in Vilnius, and is a real Baltic man, as he studied in Tallinn.
It might be one of her dreams Her smile soft Tucked in The crowds That does not see That pays no attention Unwilling Enough are three One to notice it Two to repeat Three to remember it No order No rules Suddenly She dreamt an awful dream It was the day when She dreamt... I dreamt a beautiful dream
AQUARIUS: If you’re feeling lonely, head to the EASA bar tonight, you might find that special someone. But know your limitations, smoking and drinking too much may turn love into disaster.
A couple of guys hooking up at the beach last night were last spotted walking south. Careful, guys, your night of passion might end on the Russian border, so hope you have visas!
PISCIS: Are you having a bad day? Maybe Yoga can be your escape. If the crowds make you uncomfortable you can find a quieter spot in the pool.
Spotted: a bumpy ride home from the bar, and in the middle of the day! An anonymous tutor spent the ride cramped up in the lap of her fellow tutor, and the bump on the road wasn’t the biggest one she encountered.
ARIES: Today might be a lazy day. But try head down to the bar, tonight will be your kind of party. The dress code isnt too strict so you can wear those comfy shorts you love. But watch out for those creepy crawlies!
Meaow meaow meaow. Keep it coming. umbrellanewspaper@gmail.com
TAURUS: Don’t let the changes in duties ruin your day, it may work in your favor. If you have a kitchen duty, look out for that special someone, your night might be more spicy than your dinner!
xoxo Gossipcat
By Loti (whenever)
CANCER: Behave yourself and love your mom. Call her :) LEO: EASA is a big family and you might have people who admire you, yet the toilet is probably the only throne you will be sitting on. Even that has competition. Try going outdoors.
KEKÄLE WORKSHOP
27 07 2016
skėtis
The Finnish Sauna Is Nearly Finished! Charging ahead with the full form of the sauna already realised, things are really coming together for the workshop at their beach location.
EASA BIRTHDAYS!!
We caught two of them today applying the soupy-soupy-sauna paint (an actual Finnish word) to the future sauna interior while the rest of them were enjoying a well deserved break on the sand. It looks like they will be finished in time to enjoy the fruits of their labour. Watch out for the opening date, Umbrella recommends visiting at sunset to enjoy the view through the perfectly orientated window. The Kekäle participants hard at work
Umbrella wishes a very happy birthday to:
Lilyana Todorova (Bulgaria) Nol Turjaka (Kosovo) Above: Collages and drawings by Whenever workshop
MARCUS [ENG] Naughty but nice Spanish boy Marcos [ENG] has had enough love and seeks lifelong friend to take a vow of celibacy with
EASA BODY FOR EASA SPIRIT
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LTR of milk a day, for coffee alone!!
GEMINI: You tend to be talkative and can make pople drunk out of your chatting. You’re like a moving bar. Instead of two shots, buy a third one for your new friend. LIBRA: Expect to fall out of your hammock tonight as it will replace your bed. You will prefer to escape to the wilderness to avoid loud places (like the bar) SCORPIO: you will be lied to today, but fear not! You will have a hot shower tomorrow! If not, you will make a dear friend complaining over cold water.
Energy Session is on tomorrow night, meet in the lobby at 11.30pm. It will take place in a mystery location !
EASA STATS
VIRGO: Dont look at the show, be the show. Tonight the stars are shining bright. If you feel dirty, then it’s okay. It’s only the cultural layer of EASA on you.
SAGITTARIUS: Tone down your bar outings and spend your tokens on juice instead. It will open up your romance opportunities.
HUGH, 28 [IRE] Tall Irish man-sloth Hugh seeks to claw his way out of the friend zone with all the EASA ladies. You can stand under his umbrella.
CAPRICORN: It is understood that tradition is an important part of your life, but try not to complain too much, you will go back to your routine in two weeks! While you are here however, you produce a masterpiece. Kindly provided by Nocturne workshop.
EASA ATLAS OF ARCHITECTURE Don’t be the only country left out - draw your the architecture of your country on our notice board today!