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2017 Gifting Guide for People & Pets

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EDITOR’S COLUMN

THE GIVE ISSUE ON OUR COVER

Model | Peppi | Photog | Woof Creative Photography |

Welcome to the last issue of the year—GIVE. Shew, thank gherkins! I can take a vacay now, right? We’ve got some fantastic examples of people who don’t know how to do anything but give in this one. They’re awesome (check pages 6 and 8). We also have our very first thoughtful gift guide—because why give anything if it’s not full of thoughts. Some people (understandably) don’t know where to start, so we wanted to help! I’d love be able to give, I’m all about it! However, things get taken from me before I get a chance to make the gesture. Bones, beds, treats (direct from mom’s hand to my mouth—intercepted!), even my gosh darned food allotment for the day—everything—gets taken, stolen, swiped from under my nose. It happens so fast, sometimes it literally makes me dizzy. Living with two spry, sneaky, stinky sisters doesn’t give this ‘ol guy much of a chance to be a gentleman or offer anyone anything. “Hey, do you want the last few ... Oh. They’re already gone, oh okay.” It’s actually really about survival for me at this point. At least now I have a man friend in the house who gets it. See that handsome chap at the bottom of the page, Blue? Yah, he’s interning with us for a minute. He’s not old and wonkish like I am, but worse! He has a broken back and can’t move very well. The two sneaks I was talking about earlier ... they take advantage of both of us now with our sludge-like reflexes, and they take whatever they want (when the boss isn’t looking). The boss got us all bones the other day and Lulu (Head of Grounds Security here at Unleash) somehow ended up with three out of four of them in her bed. She looked very happy, however Blue didn’t. What I wouldn’t do to help that guy out. I’d give him the back off my back if I could. I just wish the sisters would learn to think about others a smidge. I shouldn’t complain. It’s been a great year. I’m still here and I still have control of my bowels—that’s truly the best gift I could ask for at my age. I hope you all have a wonderful holiday filled with delicious foods, lots of good people, and the ability to give—what you’d like when you’d like. Please wish that for me, too. Hoscokal, (that’s Turkish) GEORGE

Sweet Peppi boy was one of Barb’s Angels. Read about Barb and her angels on page 10!

The 2017 THOUGHTFUL GIFT GUIDE for People and Pets IS HERE! People seem to be seeking more authenticity in their lives lately. It feels good to be mindful of that and to help each other out by not adding to the emotional and physical crud we exchange—it bogs and clogs and makes life feel heavy at times. We wanted to help you with some out-of-the box ideas for creative and thoughtful giving for the upcoming season! Maybe you know a true animal lover who doesn’t need more stuff? Donating to a rescue in their name will touch them way more than orthopedic slippers. Check out pages 18-24. We highlight awesome local items, rescues, items that benefit great causes, and cool ideas that will help make this season of giving truly personal and heart warming. It doesn’t have to be expensive and it doesn’t have to be diﬃcult to give good. It just takes a little more thought—and we’ve given you a lot of great ideas that light your creative spark!

Page to Watch BLUE’S MIRACLE Blue was surrendered, paralyzed with a broken back. He had surgery and will go through rehab. Cheer him on his road to being able to walk again on Facebook! Oh! ...and Blue is also looking for a forever family. Contact Blue’s Miracle on FB to meet him!

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WE ASKED: Do you know an awesome person? Someone who just keeps giving & giving? we love the responses—convenient we already had gigantic photos of them above our couch. jax has a lot of AWESOME people! meet six of them.

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DRs. DAN & KAREN BROWN

Two people instantly come to mind when I hear the word “awesome”— husband and wife, Dr. Dan Brown of Animal Eye Clinics and Dr. Karen Brown of Clay County Animal Hospital. Their warmth is the first thing you notice. Their concern and generosity follow right behind. I’ve never met two kinder individuals. I’ve seen Dan and Karen take care of animals while sacrificing time and financial gain for themselves. These two never turn away an opportunity to help and I cannot imagine the lives they have impacted in the years— as veterinarians, friends, and as parents. The craziest part to me is how they think nothing of it—it’s innate. They’re caretakers and givers!

- Amanda DenBleyker

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KIMBERLY EFFLER + MICHELE HIGHAM

Kimberly and Michele are known as Lucy and Ethel to all of JENNIFER us at Paw Paws Pet AMIE HAGAR WOOLARD Rescue. They laugh Amie is one of the Jennifer is truly an and cry and get into founders of Friends of awesome person. She’s situations we all giggle Clay County Animals, so kind to people and at. Everyone respects an organization that animals alike. I’ve seen them because they raises money for the her take in many stray never ask us to do dogs of Clay County pups and reunite them or Animal Care and Control anything they wouldn’t find new homes. But it’s (CCACC). Amie always do. It amazes me her compassion for the has at least one or two what they get done less fortunate humans working full-time jobs foster dogs and she that really sets her apart. and being full-time spends her days oﬀ For as long as I’ve known wives, moms, and at adoption events or her, she and her mother walking dogs at CCACC. a grandma—AND feed homeless people running the rescue! She has rallied her home-cooked meals community during times But the most notable downtown out of her reason they’re of shelter crowding to RV. Recently, Jennifer awesome—they foster or adopt. She reached out to one of goes above and beyond work so well together our communities heavily and we never hear EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. aﬀected by Hurricane There is no doubt in my anything mean or sad Irma. She set up a block mind that many, many, from them. No matter party for the kids of what, everything is many lives have been Ken Knight Dr., and you always upbeat. I’d saved from this one could tell their spirits woman. She never ever love for everyone else were lifted! I could go to know what super thinks of herself. I am on and on ... her heart is people our “Lucy and honored to call her my amazing! Ethel” are! - Chelsea friend. - Brittney Pitts - Heather Hendersen

6 | Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more. / H. Jackson Brown Jr.

WE ASKED Jacksonville Animal Care and Protective Services (ACPS) volunteer coordinator Cristhel Lewis to let us know about some of their awesome helpers. We learned ACPS couldn’t function without its amazing volunteers. If you’d like to volunteer: friendsofjaxanimals.com/volunteerapplication

PR ISCILLA

Our cat expert! priscilla is one of the few volunteers entrusted with

caring for cats that may not be ready for adoption. she helps provide enrichment and socialization needed for the cats to move to the adoption floor. she volunteered an astounding 1,742 hours during the 2016-2017 fiscal year! her love and dedication to the cats is beyond words.

Another one of our fierce cat volunteers! kelly helps provide enrichment and socialization needed for the cats to move to the adoption floor. she has played a huge supporting role helping cats that came from “not ideal” homes, and with patience and love she has helped them blossom into amazing adoptable cats!

A true friend to our dogs! since joining our volunteer program in the summer, mike has visited the shelter multiple times a day to ensure all our adoptable dogs get walks, play time, and human interaction. we’ve seen many positive changes in the dogs’ behaviors, thanks to his dedication. we’re lucky to have mike in the team. His dedication and compassion for the dogs is admirable.

She’s like a machine! michelle is very hands on and not scared of hard work. she

helps with whatever the animals need—from cleaning kennels to socializing cats. without michelle’s help, many of the cats that come from confiscation cases would have a rough time getting adopted.

Our “Laundry Queen!” brenda’s dedication to our laundry room ensures the shelter’s animals have clean blankets and bedding. she also supports our behavior team and also helps dogs in need of medicated baths. without brenda’s help and dedication our kennel staff couldn’t do their jobs successfully. brenda is also a foster parent and amazing asset to our foster program! ANG IE

BRENDA

MIC HELLE

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Photo: Seglinda Ray Marlin

One of the most loyal and loving individuals in Jacksonville! angie’s love and dedication to the

shelter animals is amazing. she’s at the shelter every weekend and when she’s off during the week. angie is an amazing asset for the shelter and we appreciate her beyond words.

JANET

Our foster office volunteer expert! janet dedicates most of

her volunteer time helping the foster office, assisting with feeding newborn kittens and puppies, and guiding foster parents. she also loves to sew and uses her sewing skills to ensure all our cats have soft beds to sleep on. our foster office couldn’t successfully run without janet’s help!

8 | We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. / Winston S. Churchill

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Barb &HerAngels A letter by

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Meet the angels

and their new families

There isn’t enough ink in the world to fully describe how wonderful and loving my mother, Barbara D’Andrea, was. If you knew her—I need not explain. Whether you were family, friend, or stanger, it didn’t take long to see that she was a beautiful soul; full of kindness, acceptance, and love. On June 30 of this year, she left us unexpectedly. I miss her every moment of every day. Growing up we always had animals. Cats, dogs, birds, bunnies, a snake—my mom even adopted a goat and fostered a potbelly pig! She always rescued animals and opened her home to all. She showed anyone who listened that animals are angels that only want our love ... and food. She would say that animals didn’t judge or care about money or material things—they just wanted to love PEPPI

Peppi (the cover model) and I got on from the start. We’re about the same age in dog years, and we both have creaky bones! Peppi just loves being together. We were looking for an older rescue that could use some quality of life and Peppi appeared like magic. Perfect fit. ~ Jim Alabiso

us and for us to love them. They accepted us for who we are—no judgements. In many ways, my mom was like that, too. Our pets were always part of our family—they were our equals. My mom loved them just as much as she loved us. Her heart was so full of love and compassion. She would help everyone and anyone. Always putting others before herself. She had a way of making you feel important and loved when she spoke to you. If you needed help—she wouldn’t hesitate, and would be by your side helping as much as she could. Even if it was just her being able to give you her ear. She was the deﬁnition of selﬂess. I’m so grateful that in this world, she was my mom. I miss her so much. After her passing, an amazing community came

RALPH

I absolutely adore Ralph. I call him Ralph the Mouth. He’s fun-loving and super loud— he’s more of a guard dog than my real dogs! ~ Shannon Smith

PEGGY + PENNY

Peggy and Penny are mother-and-daughter chocolate lab mixes—everyone was pulling for them to be adopted together. They finally hit the jackpot with the Schlingmann family! Peggy had ACL surgery before being adopted. Thank you to First Coast Veterinary Specialists for their wonderful care and to Shannon Smith for being a wonderful foster to both and nurse to Peggy!

10 | As we work to create light for others, we naturally light our own way. / Mary Anne Radmacher

COUGAR (aka Roxy) forward to help find my mom’s animals homes—I can never thank those individuals enough for showing my A heartfelt thank you to John family the love and support that we desperately needed Watson for taking during such a difficult time. Barb’s Angels was created a chance on an by three equally beautiful souls, Shannon Smith, owner old girl. John gave of Beach Bark, Diana Manzano, owner of Solé Spa, Cougar three and Amy Olivieri, publisher of Unleash Jacksonville. I wonderful months of riding in the see my mom in all of them. They did exactly what she jeep and being very loved before she crossed would’ve done. Neither Shannon or Amy knew my mom the rainbow bridge on October 6 to be with or me, yet, but both were at Jacksonville Animal Care reunited Barb. This gentle girl re-ignited a love and Protective Services (ACPS) working together to get of dogs in John and taught us all resiliance. all of my mom’s animals released, and into foster homes. We love you Cougar! There was no hesitation or question about it. The level of What a great community! humanity and love you both showed me is indescribable. Thank you! Special thanks go out to: Thank you also to Jacksonville Beach Animal Control for Brentwood Animal Clinic helping my mom’s animals the first week of her passing. Thank BlueSky Veterinary Center First Coast Veterinary Specialists you to Diana from Solé Spa, who opened and managed the Pet Doctors of America Barb’s Angels Facebook and Go Fund Me pages, which helped Veterinary Acupunture and Wellness with vet costs and food. Thank you to those that donated funds. Much gratitude to: Every dollar kept Barb’s Angel’s tail’s wagging. A special Fluffy Cuts for helping many of the dogs with medicated baths. thank you to the veterinary offices that helped with all the Engine 15 Brewing Company and medical needs. Thank you to those that fostered Barb’s Angels Danny Niblock for hosting a fantastic trivia fundraising event. To all those who came while they waited to be adopted. You helped in more ways out and to the businesses who donated than you know. To those families that opened their homes to items to the auction—THANK YOU! my mom’s pets and gave them their furever homes: There are no could not have saved these words to truly express my gratitude. My mom is still alive in all We animals without fosters who of your kindness and love. On behalf of my mom and my family, stepped up quickly. Shannon Smith, Eileen & Patrick thank you. We are forever grateful. Campbell, Andrea Forsyth, ~ Love, Theresa Ashley Knebel & Amy Olivieri and their new families!

Meet the angels

PUMPKIN

We love our pumpkin! ~ The Donelson Family

CHARLIE

Charlie is a sweet snuggle bunny who just adores apples, hanging out on the couch, and his new mama Rilyn. ~ Ashley Knebel

12 | We rise by lifting others / Robert Ingersoll

PANCHO

MISSY

We adopted one of Barb’s Angels—an adorable kitten. We named him Pancho but everyone calls him “Baby Kitty”. He’s been such a great addition to our family. ~ The Birdsong Family

She is such a little lady! I’m so glad we were able to help her. I know she’s been through a lot but she’s learning to acclimate from her 2 new siblings! ~ Kathi Kirby

MR. BIG

Mr. Big is a true gentle giant! He loves to be wrapped in a blanket and held for hours—bu food is his first priority in life! We absolutley fell in love with his sweet spirit! ~ Ashley Moody

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health

Pet Doctors of America Works to Give Patients a

Fear-Free Veterinary Experience JenniFer LeGranGe, dVM Fear Free Certified Professional

As a veterinarian, I’ve always been interested in behavioral medicine. Over the years as a general practice doctor, I noticed that many patients display fear, anxiety, and stress during their appointments or while boarding. While attending a veterinary conference earlier this year, I learned about the Fear Free Initiative, which is a training program for veterinarians and their staﬀ that teaches low-stress handling techniques and ways to alleviate patient fear at the veterinary hospital. Upon completion of this training program, I was awarded the title of Fear Free Certified Professional. I was elated to learn that implementing these fear-free protocols throughout the clinic at Pet Doctors of America improved my patients’ veterinary experience and helped them get the care they needed without having to experience fear, anxiety, or stress! The emotional well-being of your pet is such an important part of their overall health. Since invoking these new fear-free protocols at Pet Doctors of America, we’ve been able to truly make strides in making our patients’ visits actually pleasant for them! It all starts when you call to book your appointment. You’re asked about past veterinary experiences that may have caused your pet to be scared or nervous. By knowing more about your pet’s individual preferences, we’re better able to customize the veterinary visit to relieve angst. This may entail waiting in the comfort of your car with your pet prior to the appointment if he or she gets nervous in the lobby around other pets, or even having your dog examined outside if they become anxious upon entering the hospital! For pets that show excessive signs of stress during visits, one of our veterinarians may prescribe anti-anxiety medications or calming supplements to administer prior to the appointment to ensure a safer, more relaxed visit.

In addition to personalizing your pet’s veterinary experience, Pet Doctors of America has reevaluated how our hospitals are perceived by our patients. Because dogs and cats can be more sensitive to environmental stimuli than humans, our staff utilizes gentle control when working with patients which allows for the safe, comfortable administration of veterinary care. Our staff members bring the procedure to the pet in the examination room whenever possible, so that your pet can stay with you where he or she likely feels the most relaxed. We create a calming environment in our examination rooms, treatment areas, and boarding facilities by playing classical music, using species-specific pheromone diffusers and aromatherapy, and we minimize frightening stimuli to promote relaxation. Cozy hiding spots are provided in examination rooms and boarding facilities for our feline patients, non-slip surface options are available throughout the hospital, and water bowls are provided for all of our patients during appointments. Our patients are also offered a variety of yummy treats—if medically appropriate—during appointments to help condition a positive emotional response with our hospital. I’d love to personally invite you to bring your pet in for a “happy pet” visit to ask us more about our Fear Free practices and how we can reduce your pet’s stress level during your next veterinary visit—we’d love to meet you! • You can make your appointment at one of Pet Doctors of America’s two locations: 14471 Beach Blvd., Jax (904) 223-5700 1103 3rd Street S., Jax Beach (904) 853-6223

| Pleasedoesn’t recycle or hand to someone 14 14 | Happiness result from what we get, butelse! from what we give. / Ben Carson

community

Silent Night

Leo, cozy in his Silent Night home

Lindsay Layendecker

Imagine a silent night—where all is calm and

bright—at an animal shelter! It happens every year at the Jacksonville Humane Society (JHS) during the holiday season. Community members line up for the chance to bring home a shelter dog or cat for a few days over Christmas to experience the holiday in a home. Families love to spoil their Silent Night pets with stockings, presents, and of course—cookies! The process is simple. Bring your family to JHS and visit the adoptable animals during the designated dates. Once you see a pet you like, the adoption Alfred was the last pet available for counselors can help you Silent Night 2016, he went home meet the pet and learn with a little boy. more about them. Then head home to start the celebration! Silent Night is an excellent program for any family—whether it is a family with five children or just one person. Participants are often looking for unique Gumby leaving for Silent Night way of giving back for the holiday season. Some are considering adoption while others are just looking for companionship. Some are even members of the armed forces who cannot go home for the holidays and want to spend time with a pet. No matter the motivation, there are plenty of pets waiting at JHS—and they’d love a silent night! • Join in the fun this year with JHS Silent Night! Follow the Jacksonville Humane Society on social media and check their website at

jaxhumane.org for more details.

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the Truth about the Christmas Puppy karen caMerLenGO

raiser OF Many dOGs, a FeW HUMans, and JasPer THe Bird

So you have the romantic vision of a puppy

under the Christmas tree, and the shiny happy kids in awe of your magical gift, huh? Stop, drop, and roll. Now get up and look me in the eyes. Please don’t do it. In the interest of full disclosure, I have given a dog as a Christmas present to my children. This makes me a complete hypocrite in writing an article about why you should not give a puppy as a Christmas present. Yet here I am. Every January, two things happen without fail. One, people go to they gym for the first three days and, two, Craigslist, shelters, and rescues will be inundated with unwanted “Christmas presents.” These puppies will absolutely crush an already saturated system. I’m seriously not trying to be bah-humbuggy here. I’m a parent, too. I want nothing more than to make my children’s eyes light up and dreams come true on Christmas morning. Christmas is magical and there’s nothing like making that magic happen. But! There is another side of being a parent and that involves teaching kids about responsibility and common sense. Puppies are super cute, but they can also be horribly unpleasant if you’re not prepared.

They need a lot of attention, they pee and poop everywhere, eat stuff, and whine. You can just stick them back in the box and carry on with your Christmas plans. They make the normal life of a parent who is already on the go all the time nearly impossible. You can’t always arrange school pickup, soccer, dance, and birthday parties around a puppy’s needy schedule. In addition to the general time-consuming nature of puppies, far too many people elect to buy a puppy from a pet store, a flea market, off an ad, or from someone whose dog had a litter. So now your impulse Christmas present is not only annoying, but you have one with a good chance of having some significant health problems. Nothing crushes holiday magic like a puppy with parvo (which has been happening from certain pet stores in our area recently). So what to do when your little one has a puppy on his list? First, the adults need to have a discussion about the realities of life with a dog—truly research what this means for your family. While you may tell Sammy the dog will be his responsibility, the adults also have to know he is going to fail at this at times, and it will not be a reason to get rid of the dog (or Sammy). You are the adult, just go ahead and assume this responsibility.

16 | Kindness in words creates conﬁdence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. / Lao Tzu

You can still make magic happen... Once the adults in the home have decided that they can live life with a puppy, go ahead and get your child a toy or a collar for Christmas with a note that this is for his new dog! Include a certificate or note telling him a dog will be adopted after the holidays. I can nearly guarantee there will be a HUGE smile and squeals, just the same. Let your child know that holidays are very dangerous times for a puppy to be in the home and it will be best for him to arrive after the decorations are away and the craziness is over. Then get to work together!

The moment you bring him home, he is family. You can teach your child that, too! One final note—the Christmas “puppy” given to my kids was actually a two-and-a-half-year-old stray who had been our foster for six months— we were keeping her. My girls screamed and cried and were just as excited than if we had given them 100 puppies. Sometimes when kids say puppy, all they really want is a dog. Think about that, too!

Sure, there’ve been successful “puppies under the tree” moments that have turned into life-long amazing family moments. The problem is that Perhaps you’ve already eyeballed some puppies the numbers that have gone horribly wrong (or older dogs that may already be trained) on rescue sites and have been talking to the fosters or far overshadow the happy stories. If you’re thoughtful with this decision and rescues. Arrange time for the family to meet prepare, you can save a lot of the dogs. Research together. Make a decision heartache and make the magic last and lifetime commitment together. At the an entire lifetime. • end of the day, you will have given your child not only a furry friend for Christmas, but a Karen Camerlengo is an animal advocate valuable lesson in research and responsibility. and raiser of many dogs, a few humans, This puppy or dog will be with you until he is and Jasper the bird. Karen lives in Jacksonville, Fla. old and gray and needs a little help walking.

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Ana’s Angels

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Pit Sisters dedicate themselves to ‘giving a voice’ to the most misunderstood dogs. They provide love + homes to harder-to-adopt dogs in need. Your donation supports Mobile Training, Community Engagement & Involvement, + a great program called TAILS (Teaching Animals & Inmates Life Skills).

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26 | Live like a tree, giving, forgiving and free. / Debasish Mridha

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perspective

homeless person with the excuse they’ll only buy booze or cigarettes? How many times have we hesitated to contribute to a global cause with the mind set of what have they done for us? sHannOn In a world of instant gratification, social media, BUrBridGe and self-serving public servants, this is a hard co-owner concept to grasp. We give with the purpose of aura aerial & yoga LLc receiving. We give for self-glory, or we give with I love November, the traditional month of giving the purpose of “winning”. Take one step back with me and view the results thanks in America. Time to count blessings—great of self-serving “giving”. Can you see that giving family, check; car with four wheels, check; food in the without love—giving with strings attached—is toxic fridge, check; the best dog in the world, CHECK! This is all good in itself, but, what if—stick with me here— and bogs us down in resentment, expectation, and frustration? We can see this is pretty true in all of our once we’re done with all that blessing counting, we interactions—even just letting a car merge in front of actually use what we have to give back! Our time, us and expecting an acknowledgement—do our talents, and our resources can easily “It’s you get angry and let it ruin your beautiful be used in a way that expands us all; to not how afternoon or can you move on, whether better our families, community, country, wave or not? It’s so very freeing much we give they and our world. Oh yes, it is true, dear to give without expectations. Sure. one. And, if we can practice detaching but how much Merge in front of me and be well. ourselves from the results of our generosity, holy cow! We become You can start small, and you can unstoppable—and joy-filled to the start at home, but it becomes core. second nature only when you During one of my yoga instructor practice. Try it and you will live we put into trainings, I was required to read the lighter. This holiday season giving.” pour tons of love into planning, Bhagavad Gita, an ancient Indian text preparing, and cooking your family which means “the song of the Lord.” ~ meal; or volunteer to lovingly serve Mother Theresa There are so many lessons to learn from the homeless and don’t let anyone know this text, however, the one that stuck with you did it. Let go of expectations, step back, me the most is: and observe where that love takes everyone that Do good because it is the right thing to do. consumes it … then move on. • Do not attach yourself to the results. Give because it is the right thing to do and move on. Shannon Burbridge is an amazing soul & co-owner Aura That might just be the key to true happiness Aerial & Yoga LLC, 43 Sailfish Drive East, Atlantic Beach, where right there ^^^! How many times have we done you can take empowering yoga, pole fitness, and dance classes any day of the week. AuraAerialAndYoga.com something good and posted it on social media with the sole purpose of look at what I just did? For more about the Bhagavad Gita go to How many times have we hesitated to give to a bhagavad-gita.org/index-english.html

love

28 | Every sunrise is an invitation for us to arise and brighten someone’s day. / Richelle E. Goodrich

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awesome kids

7-Year-old Twins Write a Book to Help Rescue Dogs

Too Licky JOdy GiLes Proud Mom

It began as soon as we announced,

“We’re moving ... we can get a dog!” My twin daughters, Gigi and Ryan, began naming characteristics that might not be a good fit … too small, too big, too serious, too … They wrote it all down in a book, but their “manuscript” settled in among other books they’d written and was forgotten as our family began our new life in Jacksonville. When we were finally settled, we felt the time was right to add a forever friend to our family, our search for the “perfect” rescue dog began. It was a little overhwelming at first, but thankfully, we met Cynthia Inks. She became our rescue dog advocate and educator. She guided us on the rescue journey. After multiple visits to shelters and meeting lots of dogs, we met Sugar. As soon as we met her, we had the ending to the story! She was our dog. We’ve said Sugar was the perfect fit because she is “too perfect.” Gigi and Ryan say it’s because she’s so sweet, loves to love and be loved. When we discovered Cynthia was also an amazing artist, the idea of this book actually becoming a reality was solidified. Cynthia created beautiful illustrations of the twentyone rescue dogs featured. Too Licky is truly a gorgeous masterpiece, thanks to Cynthia. Not only did she create the fun and colorful

illustrations, she’s also the reason their book has a happy ending! Throughout our journey to find the just right rescue for our family, we learned about the organizations that work tirelessly to support the shelters. Cynthia also helped to education and raise our awareness of the discrimination certain breeds face. Because of what we learned, Gigi and Ryan will be donating proceeds from their published book to rescue and bully breed advocacy organizations. I’m so grateful for what Too Licky has become—a labor of love for the entire rescue community and a resource for families looking to adopt their forever friend. With each book, we hope Too Licky will continue to raise awareness for the amazing work of rescue and bully breed advocacy organizations. I am certainly biased, but is there’s a children’s book that more perfect than Too Licky? A fun story, amazing illustrations, awesome cause, and great gift idea! • To purchase: toolicky.com/Amazon Illustrator Cynthia Inks is a local artist who paints murals, pop art, pet portraits, paw print art, funky beach art, faces, and prenatal bellies. She can be found at facebook.com/ colorfuldogs1

30 | It’s not how much we give but how much love we put into giving / Mother Teresa

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when you adopt rather

Learn more about these awesome adoptable pets or others available for adoption by going to the rescue websites.

Baxter Lucy

Duke SMARTY PANTS ALERT! Duke is medium-to-high energy 5 year old. He’s extremely smart (and super handsome)! He loves foods, puzzles, going on car rides, visiting pet-friendly venues, and being active. Duke gets along well with smaller dogs, but we believe bigger dogs may be scary to him—slow introductions are encouraged. Duke has done well around children 6+, he’s house trained, knows sit, stay, come, settle, he is crate trained for quiet and safe time. He’s AWESOME! Contact foster mom: 910.467.5737 or Email cristhel28@hotmail.com

Meet Duke!

TONS OF FUN ALERT! Baxter (one of the Lake City Parking Lot Plotts and brother to Lucy below) is an adorable black lab-plott hound. He’s six months old and just tons of fun! He should grow to be approximately 50lbs+; just a great all-around family dog. He loves kids, gets along great with other dogs and can be cat-tested if desired. He is UTD and neutered, and micro chipped. Baxter would do well in a pack or as an only dog. foster@thelondonsanctuary.com See all our adoptable dogs: thelondonsanctuary.org

GREAT FAMILY DOG ALERT! Sister to Baxter (above), Lucy is a beautiful, sweet Black lab-Plott Hound. She is approximately 6 months old. Very friendly and playful—all puppy! She will likely grow to be about 50lbs+. She’s a great family dog and enjoys a nice kiddie pool in the summer. Lucy would do well in a pack or as an only dog. foster@thelondonsanctuary.com

Kalani

Minnie

See all our adoptable dogs: thelondonsanctuary.org

SNUGGLE ALERT! Kalani has come a long way since being abandoned at a boat ramp. She has a great laid-back personality and loves to snuggle. Kalani is approximately 6 years young and does well with other dogs. Contact us to meet this luv bug: PitStop Pitbull Rescue Transport contactus@pspbrt.org pspbrt.org

GREAT WITH KIDS ALERT! Minnie is a great family dog! She’s smart and loyal. Minnie is a 2.5-year-old terrier mix. She loves kids, other dogs with proper intro. Minnie enjoys car rides, walks on the beach or at the park and being close to those she loves! Contact Rescue Junkie summer@rescuejunkie.org See all our adoptable dogs: rescuejunkie.org

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Shiva SWEET PUPPY ALERT! Shiva is a 5-month-old lab mix pup that is fully vetted—including up-to-date on vaccinations, rabies, neutered, and microchipped! He’s in a foster home in Jacksonville with kids 11+ and another dog. He loves going on walks and is a typical playful pup that is also very sweet. He is available for adoption through Poochie’s Pet Rescue Inc. For more information please contact us at poochiespetrescue@gmail.com

Julian THE WHOLE PACKAGEALERT! Julian is 3 years old, house broken, crate trained, up-to-date on shots, and microchipped! Fostered with two other dogs and a major love bug! Clay County Animal Care and Control foccafoster@gmail.com Check out my Facebook Page!

If you can’t adopt me, please LIKE and SHARE:

Julian’s Journey to Find His Forever Home

Baloo

HUNKA HUNKA BURNIN’ LOVE ALERT! Baloo is a Luvabull Hunk of muscle that loves attention. He’s a 3-year-old, energetic love who was originally rescued in Texas. He’s looking for a family that can shower him with love and attention! PitStop Pitbull Rescue Transport contactus@pspbrt.org pspbrt.org

Sage SWEET BOY ALERT! Sage is a sweet but curious 2-year-old English Coonhound who is learning how to trust people. Shy at first, he warms up readily. Sage is great with other dogs, cats are unknown. Up-to-date on vaccinations, micro-chipped, and neutered. His ideal home would have at least one other dog, possibly kids in the 8 - 12yr old range, and patient, gentle, adults that will give him the time to build trust.and patient, gentle, adults that will give him the time to build trust. foster@thelondonsanctuary.com See all our adoptable dogs: thelondonsanctuary.org

Maya GREAT WITH KIDS ALERT! Maya is very well mannered, crate trained, great with kids! A little picky on friends (but who isn’t?). Email foster mom taffykat72@hotmail.com

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cOMedian + FOsTer FaiLUre

Okay Facebook, you got me. I didn’t want to like you but now I must admit, I’m hooked. I’ve been a card-carrying member since 2010 and have well over 200 friends; I actually know less than half of them. The only reason I got a Facebook account in the first place was to spy on my kids. They’re all grown and living busy lives so I thought it’d be an easy way to find out what they’re really up to. Turns out that had consequences I hadn’t planned on. When my son bought a motorcycle—seemingly on a whim—I was concerned for his safety. He assured me that he was very cautious, and took a three-day safety course so, “No need to worry, dad.” A few weeks later, what did I see during one of my spy sessions? Multiple photos of him doing wheelies and cruising down I-95 with the classic “look mom, no hands” pose. So I commented “Who taught your safety class, the ghost of Evil Knievel?” I don’t think were Facebook friends anymore, but I’ll always be his dad in real life. Another day, as I was minding my own business snooping on my daughter, I read this post: Hey friends with tats, how did you tell your conservative parents you’re getting a tattoo?

I was shocked and called her immediately. I told her I had read her post and couldn’t believe she’d called me conservative. I am a libertarian at best. I tried to talk her out of getting the tattoo, but she wasn’t having any of it. She said she’d put lots of thought into the design and the artist and if I didn’t like it she could always keep it covered with clothing and I would never see it. So I said “I don’t want there to be a part of your body that I can’t see.” You know what I mean. Okay, enjoy your tattoo. In all the years that I’ve been on Facebook, I almost never post anything. Politics are too divisive, my lunches are boring, and my cats are just not that funny. At this point I should just wait for a post of something that will scare my kids— like me getting a tattoo of Donald Trump riding a motorcycle across my chest. Calm down, I’ve put a lot of thought into the design. • Danny Niblock is a comedian, TriviaGuy, craft beer drinker, catdad, proud grampa, and dogdad to Koda. You can catch his trivia shows at Engine 15 Brewing Company, 7 p.m. Tuesdays, or Thursdays at Xtreme Wings (Kernan + Atlantic).

34 | Only when you give from the heart does it make the giving whole. / Stephen Richards

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