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SMOKERS WANTED for Paid Psychology Research
to participate in a research project at Carnegie Mellon University! To be eligible for this study, you must be: • 18-50 yrs. old • In good health • Willing to not smoke or use nicotine products before one session You may earn up to $50 for your participation in a 3 hour study. For more information, call: The Behavioral Health Research Lab (412-268-3029) NOTE: Unfortunately, our lab is not wheelchair accessible.
ACROSS 1. “Eff you, pal” 6. ___ soda 9. Grooming aid 14. Spanish province near Madrid 15. Morale boosting grp. 16. Eighth of a cup 17. Picture puzzle? 18. Singer Gibbard of Death Cab For Cutie 19. Sucking tool 20. They’re always on the left 23. “Who do you think you ___?” 24. Tour jeté outfit 26. Dance similar to the Twist 27. It might take some X-rated insertions 28. Word said with a finger snap 29. Common video game setting 30. Spending ___ 32. Time to hit the salad bar 34. Little Camel 37. Falstaff’s buddy 38. Curry ingredient 39. “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ___!” 40. Big name in pest control 43. 21-Down’s genre 44. Go bad 45. “Fancy ___” (children’s book series) 46. Word on a sheepskin
48. Knock the socks off 50. Lollipop alternative 51. Centers of operation 52. Remove, as rollerblades 55. Alternative reporting magazine 56. Doing stuff, probably 57. Chrysler compact 59. Turned white 61. Butterfingers 62. She’s into hip hop 65. 2011 hurricane 66. Banana cream ___ 67. Fast times? 68. It ends with “next year in Jerusalem” 69. “One more thing ...” 70. Took the lead
Sweater Song”? 12. Few and far between 13. Lumberjack at work 21. “100 Miles and Runnin’” group 22. Showerhead? 24. Nursery powder 25. “Fuhgeddit” 29. Spur a horse on? 31. ___ avis 33. Chowder fish 35. Twitter event of 11/7/13 36. Make sure star pitcher has dinner? 41. Orange headphones for Google Music? 42. Where “FB” means Facebook: Abbr.
46. Space in a crossword 47. “I’ll take that as ___” 49. Get married 51. Pueblo builders 53. Parkinson’s medicine 54. Director’s direction 55. Pushed hard 58. More than competent 60. Houston-toBeaumont dir. 63. Meter maid’s assignment: Abbr. 64. If you take it more than seven times, you’re supposedly legally insane
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DO YOU EXPERIENCE? • Heavy or abnormal periods • Abdominal pain and pressure • Increased need to urinate with your periods
UTERINE FIBROIDS • Negatively impact your quality of life • Doctors in your area are looking for women to participate in a clinical research study. • All investigational medication and study-related care is provided at no cost. Compensation for time and travel may be available.
1. Place for buds to hang out? 2. “Hi, Claudius!” 3. The Dalai Lama yours truly rounded up? 4. Valentine message from the spelling impaired 5. Shock with a gun 6. Less-thanspectacular vehicle? 7. “Have ___” (“Get comfortable”) 8. Bugle’s sound? 9. Really awesome PDA? 10. Road to nowhere? 11. Act out the chorus of Weezer’s “The
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