TRICK DADDY’S 10 Ways To Get Fucked Up In Dade County 10 Counterfeit Money
If you come tryin’ to cop with them dummy wads and counterfeit bankrolls, that’ll get you fucked up real quick.
09 Dummy Birds
Fake blocks, you know?
08 Ride Through The Triangle With That Bullshit
The Triangle is Opa-Locka. If you ain’t from 21 and you don’t hang in 21, you don’t got no business on 21.
07 Slippin’
Some red lights are meant to be ran at certain times of night. Don’t get caught slippin’.
06 Snitchin’
Any nigga that points fingers and testifies is a snitch. A nigga that’s been debriefed is a snitch that don’t even know they a snitch yet.
05 Getting High
Weed, laced, base, or pills. Getting doped up will get you fucked up in Dade County.
04 Hating On The Heat, Dolphins, Or Hurricanes
You can get killed by hating. That means hating on the 305, period. Niggas who don’t like the Miami Dolphins, Miami Hurricanes, or Miami Heat are straight haters, and that’ll get you fucked up.
03 Gambling
Gambling will get you fucked up. Tryin’ to stop my bank in the cee lo game will get you fucked up.
02 Slimy Ass Hoes
Slimy-ass hoes will get you fucked up in Miami with that he-say she-say shit.
01 Guns
223s, 308s, mini 14s, AKs, SKs, Calicos – being on the wrong end of ‘em will get you fucked up. It’s better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.
- Borrowed from OZONE’s September 2006 issue > OZONE
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