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be a too Enquirer-ish, even for us at ozoNE. lt may piss off a few people, but fuck it, that's never stopped us before. .bit T!l: Jnce -Tj:S.Tlclt rnls ls tne "sex issuâ‚Ź"' we decided to 8et inslde the mind (and body?) of a groupie, commonly defined as someone who has sex with II lamous people because of their status. Everyone has wondered at one point in their lives what it w;uld be like to sleep wittr a ceieUrity, io
here we've got some (presumably) real-life experiences to satisfy your curiosity.
Here's.how it worked: ozoNE put out the word on the street that anyone who had fucked a famous person could catt from a btocked number and confess att the juicy detaiLs. According to our catlers, Mr. cheeks and Tyiese got rave reviews, white Jadakiss and Atten'tveison were tess than satisfyjng. However, since the interviews were comptetely anonymous, we have no way of verifying i; they are a"i"itr (cities, ctub names, liotEi names) have been removed. 50, please keep in mind white reading the fotLowing two p&es th;t these stories "i "oi.mato; ;ay not be ?actuat, ano oo not necessarity represent the opinions of ozoNE Magazine (my Lawyer iotd me to sayihat). ln-layman's terms, that me;ns you lan't sue us if you don,t tike what was said. ALso, we alL know that it takes two to tanio, so just because someone*u, u'inait in'u"adni" oo"ii;i ir-uun tn"y re atways whack.
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Jacki'o and Jim Jones which were not printed because there were some doubts about their authenticity. The fottowing stories are from several different women. These encounters did not necessarity occur recently, so ir you art currenttyiu"ing o;" or thlse nne gentte;e;, n; need to curse him out, lf you, too, have a ceLebrity confession, you can email us at reiaoact<ilozone.ig,"otir ioilnit..donr. ALLEN IVERSONi
grungy so
What's your story?
I
had a one-night stand with AtLen lverson. He was recording his atbum and I happened to be at the
studio. One of my homegirts was into one of his homeboys, There was four bitches there and he was Like, "l wanna fuck somebody for the night."
told me he picked
me 'cause I was the onty one "not up under his ass."
After six months, did you develop an emotional attachment to him or
attachment to him, because I stopped seeing everybody eLse at the time.
Did you worry about him having
How was it? He has the
was mostLy the conver-
was it mostly sex? To be honest, I did have an emotionaL
Why you?
lverson
it
sation. We chjtted for a few days, then he went out of town. Next time he came [to my town] he was Like, "Come to my hotet." Nothing happened the first night, but after that I ran into him again and [we had sexl.
titttest, ashiest dick I've
other women, being a celebrlty? it bothered me, but I didn't re"
Yeah,
'jYe_ah, I would recommend Benzino. He's
freakv as hell. Fle'll lick anv hole that vou ask him to- lf a'nvbody reads this, he's gonn6 get a lot of pussy. t"
ever seen. lt's tike, nonexistent. He tool(s tike he shoutd have a pussy. And
it's dry. I woutd give him
four inches at best, and skinny.
What was the sex like? He's freaky as hett, I'tt tett you that much, He'tt tick any hote that you ask him to. His dick is a decent size. He coutd fuck, l'tt put it that way. He'tt do it any way you want.
Editor's note: We received
Yeah,
5o you
would recommend him?
lwoutd
recommend him. lf anybody reads this, he's gonna get a tot of pussy.
conflicting occount from another coller who sdid AILen lvetson wos "gteot" in bed, but decided she didn't want her story printed.
JADAKISS:
BENZINO:
How was Jadakiss in bed? He'5 a minuteman, for sure.
Were you in a retationship with
Were you disappointed? It wasn't that I was disappointed, I was just shocked because I thought he would tast tonqer. Ptus, l didn t
realLy wanna do pLace.
atty ask. I knew whatever came out of his mouth was gonna be a tie regardtess, so why bother? I just kinda knew, 'cause he was sLick.
So what happened? We wound up back at his hotet. It wasn't even worth taking my clothes off for. I ended up teaving before it was over. He didn,t cum, and neither did l, so that's why I teft.
d
watch TV in bed." 50 t'm thinkinq, Okay, I guess this is how it's gonna go down. We go over to the bed and he starts touching me. I was tike, "No, I don't know if I wanna do this," but it kinda just ted to t't and we were going to lhave sex] and he just busted. That was it. No orat sex or anything, it was just kinda grindin'. Sizewise, he was decent. Nothing to brag about, lt doesn't even reatty count as sex, because he busted so fast he didn,t even realty stick it in. Everything was coot, though, we just went to sleep and I left the next morning. We've never tatked aeain.
I
it in the first
was more disappointed
How did you meet?
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ing, everything is cooL, and then the room. I
we're atone..." and we were watching TV. He was like, "Come here, [et's
want to sleep with? Ludacris, I think the sex woutd be fun; just 'cause of the way he carries himsetf. He taLks so much about sex. But, sometimes the ones that tatk about it aren't about anything. JAY-z..
When did you meet Jay.Z?
Ihis was back when
ReasonabLe
Doubt came out. We met at a ctub, One of his friends was fuckin' one
of my friends, and he was
tike,
"What up. My name is Jay-z." Was he already famous? Were you
attracted to him as a person, or more for the fame? I definitely didn't find him attrac-
he was borderline famous so I figured l'd have a story to tett.
that point.
So would you be offended
if
someone called you a groupie? I don't give it up that easy, it was
just in that if
circumstance. you
it, what,s wrong with that? I don,t consider any gi.l to be a groupie, ,cause everybody does their own thing. We don't consider guys to be groupies, so I don't think women shoutd be considered groupies either. know,
a woman wants
know how it happened that fast. He's gotta be able to tast with
somebody,
eYerybody etse leaves
just kinda sat there, tike, "Okay, now
Are there any celebrities you'd
with myself for even getting to tive, but
How did you meet him? Do you think the minuteman It was a retationship, but mostly I was at a show where he performed. thing was just a fluke? sexuaL. lt Lasted at least six He approached me tike, "Yo, come It might have been a fluke. I hope months. here, come chitt with me." I waited it was just a fluke. I just don't
We kinda just bumped into each other at a cLub. He approached me and we just had a reguLar conversation. I was attracted to him as a person, but he was looking.eatty
taughing, tike,
"Jay-Z gave me three thousand dollars cash once and totd me to buy somethine nice for the next time lgavehim some {ood head."
Benzino, or just sex?
with him untit everyone teft and we went back to the hotet. We're chiLt-
I just kinda start "Oh, okay..."
what's your reaction when you hear hls lyrics talking about sex. or how good he is in bed? So
He totd me I tooked tike I had a "fuckabte mouth," which I thought was probabty the most disrespectfut shit l'd ever heard. How long did you mess with him? Like three months.
Were you wo.ried about him sleeping wlth other girls? He had a ton of other bitches. To tetl you the truth. with his boring dick, lwas gLad he was giving it to them. Boring?
Boring. The biggest dick you witt ever see in your tife, but boring. Huge. Like a one-titer Pepsi bottte. What do you catt those things? The zo-ounce bottte, lt's beyond huge. It coutd btock the sun, Too big
to suck?