I'm gonna start by naming some names of rappers, and you can tell me how you think they'd be in bed. Mannie Fresh? He's cuddty. He tooks tovable and huggabte. He looks tike the type of guy that knows what he wants and ain't afraid to tett you what he's tooking for. And, cho-ching!
arwatLs! He make the sugaMatls come down. When you get with him, what he gon' do to you is gonna remind you not to forget him,
Lil Wayne said you're like a sister to him, and he can't look at you that way. Tett Lil Wayne l'm not his sister. Lil Wayne, we coutd be kissing cousins (laughing.
Too Short? Ain't he a pimp? Next! Ludacris?
He got nice tips, and tooks tike he's just the right size.
Cuban Llnk sald he thought you'd be "traditional" in bed. "Traditionat"? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Like, missionary position? I am anything but missionary sweetheart.
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What rappers do you think are packin'? Petey PabLo. Lit' Ftip. Ludacris. They just give me that vibe. Who etse is holding a big package? Definitety Lebron James, cause he's a young tall nigga with some big feet. Them batLpLayers, tike
Strajght Lunch!
Cl.jnton Portis, and Lebron James. Lebron James
J-Kwon? I coutd teach him a few things, He's a nice-Looking dude. Young and witting to tearn,
straight muthafuckin' lunch. And now that shaq done moved to Miami, he ain't exempt, neither! But they coutd be trjcky dicks, they could be foolin' us. Look tike he's
50 Cent? 50 is a tittte too seasoned right now. He look like a convertibte. I bet he got a teft hook, but I don't know, he took tike the dick might be good. What size shoe does he wear, anyway? (loughing) Young Buck? Now, Young Buck is Jacki-O's typicat kind of dude, but I shoutda got him when he was fresh. lf I had got to hjm, he woutd be a whote different type of ptayer, a whole different type of dude. There's good men out there, but what makes a better dude is a good woman.
Carmelo Anthony? Lunch. When I say it tike that, you ask me no more questions. Lunch!
ain't gotta
R Kelly?
Hard-top with a tit' hook in it.
had 5ex, or would like
Have you ever been dick-whupped? Nah, not yet. I try to pussy-whup a nigga jnstead.
I just do my thing when I get in the bed with a
man.
Lights on or off? Leave the Lights on! He gon' wanna see this! (laughing) Keep ya eyes open. Don't blink or you might miss it!The hands are quicker than the eyes, baby. Oh, I have an alter ego in the bedroom. My name is Jacki-o, but my atter ego is Backdoor Bambi. 'Cause my name is Bambi and I tike it in my backdoor. Nah, I'm just ptaying. Oh, I tike to rote pLay. Rote ptaying is when we pretend that we're not reatty who we are and we're abte to tet our hair down and do what we realty want to do. I pretend that I'm not me, and you pretend you're not you. We could att get it down and have [ots of fun. Let your hair down, swing from the chandetiers, and hotta from the moon. The next day it'tt all be a btur, you won't even have to remind me of it.
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Petey Pablo? He's a nice size dude. He look Like after you finish puttin' it on him, you coutd just Lay on that big oL'chest and play with them ears. Convertibte. Xzibit? West Coast tunch! Coming from the South att the way to CaU, he tooks like the five hour flight would be wett worth it! He Looks tike a hard top. He's straight Lunch. Put that twice!
Freeway? He Looks tike he can go a good twenty minutes without retoading. He's a good dude, so if I get wjth hjm l'tt try to hook him with a Ljt'sativa. (loughing) He definitety tooks tike a good lay. Probabty a convertibte,
Lil'Flip?
I could just ptay in his hair He looks Uke a nice ptate of cottard greens and cornbread and baked chicken.
Dayid Banner? Hard top. Big feet.
Lil'Jon? Missionary so them dreads coutd hit you in the lace (loughin l
Lil'Wayne? He's straight out the projects. Strajght tunch, on a big ot'pLate. He took tike a hard top, the young njgga who's dick don't never go down. It just stay hard. He's the type of nigga that witt remind you not to forget him when you out boosting. When I'm out stronq-arminq, he's the type of nigga you won't forget. You calL and say, "Where you at? Got a fresh pair of Jordans for you, damn, hit a bitch back!" (laughing) sug-
to have sex?
Cherry bush. Middle of Times Square. The [Miami hotell Mandarin Oriental in the Hong Kong room, on the balcony, Backyard cherry bush. Uh, I've gotta be more creative than this, Something sickening. ln a saitboat on the French Riviera?Top floor of the Bettagio in Vegas, on the private crap tabte that they bring to your room. The back of a jet-ski on South Beach? Nah, l'm just ptayjn'. Djd I say "cherry bush" atready? The last ptace woutd probabty be 35,000 feet in the air, on a private jet.
What roles do you play? I wear a tot of hats in the bedroom. I have a btack bag with a lot of fun toys. I won't give that away, though, a guy has to be there to see 'em. So if he's
fortunate enough to come to my bedroom, he't[ know about the btack bag. lt's top Didn't you see his porn video? Oh, you know what? I did see part of it, and it secret. lt ain't no crazy shit, though, it's mostty took tike jt's reat good. I'm just being reaL. lf things for me. I use myself to give him pteasure. that was him on the tape, it looked real good.
Since you've been in the music business, have any industry dudes tried to get at you? Yeah, a coupte of 'em. I don't wanna put nobody a!5? Loved it. I paused that part. lt's on my TV right on the spot, but they know who they are. They atways come at you through the music, they'll now (laughing). start by talking to you about shows or business or What's the difference between a thug and a tracks or whatever But, l'm not saying that I don't enjoy the advances. I enjoy being a lady and havPretty boy? Thugs gon' give it to you tike you want it, and ing men hit on me, because that's part of being a they gon' take it even when you tetl them no woman. lf they didn't hit on me, I'd be concerned! they gonna be tryin' to putl your panties off or (laughing) tear 'em to the side. You know, a girt tikes it rough every now and then. A pretty boy is gonna Anything else you want to say? ask for it and when you telt him "no," he gon' I think it's coot to tatk about sex, because hip-hop be like, "Okay,"Athug is gon'be Like, "shit, you js a very sex-driven cutture. But when we have so many listeners, we've got to inctude a message. gonna gjve me some of that pussy!" Atways, atways practice safe sex. Ladies, don't So when does it become rape? Where's the swattow! (loughing.) And att these names we're catLing out, I think I speak for a lot of the artists line? Wett, att men shoutd know that "no" means in your magazine when I say that we're just having "no." But when you're saying (whining softly) fun. lt's aLl entertainment, we're being a littte cre"no," a thug gon' know what that means. But ative and spicjng thjngs up a bit for the readers. 5o a pretty boy witt be tike, "Okay, maybe next don't get it twisted, nobody needs to get offended time." We atl know that "no" reatty means and sue Julia for putting y'alt names in the maga"yes" (laughing),I mean, after the ctothes are zine'! (laughing) And as for me, l'm just hotding jt off and the onty thing Left on is the pantjes, if down for the tadies that are reat. A lot of females you done went that far "no" means "yes." But witl see a nigga pass by and be thinking, "Damn, you want him to be a tittte aggressive. But if l'm that njgga coutd get it!" but they won't actuatly futty clothed and we're at a movie theater or say it. I'm just that bitch that'Ll say what's on my somethjng, uh, "no" means "no." Oh, you could mind, and fuck whoever don't tike it. lt's att about ask me about ptaces lwouldn't mind gettin' being a lady. l'm so gtad I'm a female!
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Okay, what are some creative places you've
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