10 WHITE BOY STEREOTYPES
TRUE OR FALSE? ASK PAULWALL, THE DOPEST WHITE BOY IN TEXAS 01 White Boys Have No Rhythm PaulWall agrees: Yeah, that’s pretty much true. The average white guy doesn’t have rhythm unless they’re really into music. It kinda depends on what type of music they listen to. But if you’re corny and square, you ain’t gonna have no rhythm no matter what race you are.
02 White Boys Can’t Jump
PaulWall agrees: I actually used to play basketball, but I ain’t gonna lie. I can’t jump. On average, that’s probably true, but there’s a lot of athletes out there that are white that can jump so it just depends.
03 White Boys Are More Financially Secure Boys Like Girls With Fake Boobs 04 White and Flat Asses
PaulWall disagrees: I don’t think that’s true, cause I know a bunch of broke-ass white muthafuckers.
PaulWall disagrees: Maybe five years ago that was true, but not any more. Ass is “in” now for any race. Shit, the J Lo look is hot, and Beyonce was rated #1 for hottest bodies on VH1 and she got an extended cab. Five years ago that whole Pamela Anderson look was in, but now even Playboy isn’t looking for girls with fake boobs. They want the natural look.
05 White Boys Eat Pussy
PaulWall agrees: I think everybody eats pussy. That’s not a racial thing. It’s just like a girl giving head. All girls give head. They ain’t gonna do it to everybody, but they did it before and they gonna do it again.
Boys Are More Disrespectful to 06 White Their Parents
PaulWall agrees: Yeah, I think that’s true, and I don’t know why they are. It’s crazy. It’s not just white guys, but white girls too. You always see spoiled little white kids talking trash and cussin’ their mommas out and stuff.
07 White Boys Wanna Be Black
PaulWall disagrees: Nah. I think a lot of white guys are just intrigued by the black culture and interested in it, but I don’t think they want to be black. I grew up in this community, so I don’t look at it as black culture. I look at it as my culture. Do I wanna be black? Nope. I don’t give a damn if I was Chinese, Mexican, white, black, or whatever. My daddy was still a drug addict, I still had a single momma, I’m still rappin’, and I’m still the people’s champ.
08 White Boys Have Small Dicks 09 White Boys Are More Experimental
PaulWall disagrees: I never seen nobody else’s package, but I know I don’t! I got a bulge. PaulWall agrees: I think white guys are more openminded as far as trying different drugs and shit, whether it’s cocaine, X, mushrooms, or whatever. They’re more willing to get fucked up regardless of the consequences. I don’t know, though. I can’t speak for nobody else. I drink syrup and alcohol, that’s it, but I’ve always found that to be true. My white homeboys will take a whole lot of different types of drugs, but my black or Hispanic homeboys just smoke weed or sip syrup or pop an X pill every now and then. I don’t really know anybody that still pops X, though.
10 White Boys Are More Sensitive
PaulWall disagrees: That’s a hard one. There’s always been that stereotype that white guys are punks, getting beat on by their girlfriends, and they’re just sitting around heartbroken and shit. But I don’t think so. I watch a lot of MTV and shit, and on The Real World you always see them doggin’ their girls out. I think everybody’s sensitive to somebody. That ain’t a white thing.
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