jb’s2cents Flyidcg in Jacksonville, a faithful reader of JB’s 2 Cents, hit me up one night from the hospital and told me I need to tell people to stop killing each other. I sort of laughed to myself, and responded that I don’t have that kind of power. Then I thought about it. Fuck it, maybe I do have a little bit of power, and a responsibility to say something. So…
10 Things I’m Hatin’ On
PLEASE STOP KILLING EACH OTHER.
By Roland “Lil Duval” Powell
Need I say more? Proof? Hawk? I’m not supposed to be constantly searching through photo archives for obituaries – I’m supposed to be searching them for album covers, and flyers, and other productive items. I’m tired of hitting up rappers to ask for quotes for an R.I.P. And those concerns are petty compared what their friends and families are going through. We all need to just take a step back and breathe once in a while. Is anything that serious that it can’t be solved any other way?
Disclaimer: This is really what everybody else is sayin’. I know I’m dead wrong, but I’m hating anyway.
1. Niggas Taking Pictures With Their Chain Do not – I repeat – do NOT hold up your chain in a picture if it ain’t as big as your hand, or if it’s fake. 2. American Idol’s Randy Jackson This nigga is the lamest nigga I’ve ever seen in my life. I hate when this nigga tries to act like he’s so cool and uses lame-ass sayings like, “You rock, dawg!” 3. Last Month’s Groupie Confession in OZONE Man, ain’t nobody want to hear about Phife’s groupies. Whoever she was, she had to be damn near forty, cause that nigga ain’t had a hit song since 1997. 4. Big Women Wearing Bathing Suits Who is encouraging you big bitches to make you think that shit looks good? Nobody wants to see that shit in public. Y’all are all out on the beach lookin’ like a busted can of biscuits. 5. BET Uncut Do you niggas on there really think you’re gonna make it? 6. Old Niggas in the Club If you go to a club and your daughter’s friends are in the same club, it’s time to stop clubbin’. And if you’re keeping a bunch of change in your pocket, nigga, you old.
Gotti and I @ Club Suite
Uncle Luke, me, and Jacki-O on South Beach
Shawn Prez and I @ Springfest
7. Public Service Announcement for Women: If you’ve never seen the nigga you fuckin’ in the day time, you’re just some cut up. 8. Niggas Who Just Got Out of Jail If you were locked up and been in there for a long time, make sure you find out what’s in style when you get out, cause you can damn sure believe them Paco Jeans and Cross Colours ain’t what’s hot. 9. Gas Prices (again) Man, these crackers done crept that shit back up. How the fuck can one gallon of gas cost more than a combo meal? 10. Myspace.com (again) Some of y’all women need to reevaluate your life. There was this one bitch on there saying, “Good men are hard to find.” But in her profile picture, she was butt ass naked. Hmm, I wonder why?
Young Cash f/ 2Face “I Love It” DJ Khaled, Rick Ross, Pitbull, Trick Daddy “Born & Raised” 8Ball & MJG f/ Pimp C “Grown Man” Triggastate Trendsetters “I’m From Florida” J-Shin f/ T-Pain “Send Me An Email” Field Mob f/ Ciara “So What” Lil Keke “Chunk Up The Deuce” Trae f/ Fat Pat & Hawk “Swang (remix)” R.I.P.
jb’splaylist Lil Wayne “Hustler Musik” Plies “Know Sum’n” Pitbull “Bojangles” Grind Family “Fuck That”
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