Ozone Mag #41 - Jan 2006

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Freeway

back to [the hotel] after that.

What’s Freeway like in bed? He’s nice, a sweetheart, a really nice guy. He’ll eat your front quick. He’s the type that likes to please. But he wasn’t lyin’ when he said he’s a Trojan guy. Not the Magnums, the regular kind.

How was the sex? I’ll give him this – Elephant Man will have you all over the room. Carrying you around to the sink, in the bathroom, all that. But it was all this pumping with no action, you get what I’m saying? Like a jackhammer. His dick is like, short and stump. Girl, I was in the bathroom, on the damn sink! Are you serious? “Pon di river!”

How did you meet him? At a concert at [a club]. We was on stage with him, dancing. After he performed he was pointing his hands over to me, and he was like, “I wanna meet you.” We ended up talking just for two seconds. He asked for my number and he called me right after the club. He told me to meet him at [the hotel]. I went to the hotel. I mean, I had fun. He was really nice, I don’t have nothing bad to say about him. Did you keep in contact with him? We were talking on the phone for a few weeks after that and I was like, “What’s the point of talking to your ass on the phone if I can’t even see you?” Have you slept with any other rappers? Oh, shit, I forgot his name. “Pon di river! Pon di bank!” Elephant Man? Yeah! He was tryin’ to go all fast and shit. I don’t know what the hell he was doing.

Elephant Man

How did you meet Elephant Man? We were at [a club]. I was really, really drunk. He had just done a show with the Ying Yang Twins and Lil Jon. Girl, he was singing gay-ass MC Hammer. MC Hammer was there and he told his security guards he wanted to meet Elephant Man. You know the Hammer dance? He did that in front of everybody, that shit was so funny. Anyways, we went

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What’s he like as a person? He’s really nice. He goes to church and everything. He carries a Bible with him. Don’t get it twisted, like, we didn’t just go and fuck. We’ll conversate and talk. Most of them are nice and have stories to tell, but when they get down to business, I’m like, What are you doing? Did you stay the night?

“Elephant Man Yeah, I stayed the night. I left the next morning. Hello, will have you all checkout time! over the room. Did you keep in touch with him? Carrying you Hell no. It was just a one-night thing. I’m not looking for around to the a meal ticket. sink, in the bath- Do any of these rappers give you money? room, all that. To go home, yeah. They’ll give me like $100 for cab fare But it was all this or whatever, cause I never drive when I go out. pumping with no action...like a Field Mob jackhammer.” Any other rappers you’ve slept with?

Elephant Man says that he got his name because of his huge dick. Hell fuck no. No, no, no. Beyond no. He’s lacking somewhere. It’s short and fat, matter of fact.

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Did you go down on him, or did he go down on you? No, none of that, just straight fucking.

Shawn Jay, from Field Mob. We were seriously talking for a few months. After that his whole career kinda died down and we kept in contact. [His Field Mob partner] Smoke is so sexy, he’s like a freakazoid. Me and him were talking but he fell in love with some girl. She didn’t believe him though because of his status, she felt that he wasn’t the type to like her. But Shawn Jay is really nice and he’s good, great all the way around. I was fuckin’ Shawn but I liked Smoke. Both of them are really, really sweet. He’s great in bed, too. He’s big. He’s a keeper, trust me. He was a very sweet person, very giving with everything. He’s really nice.


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