DJ KHALED & SHYNE Shyne: Yo Khaled. DJ Khaled: Who this? WE THE BEST! Shyne: What you mean who this? It’s Po.... Khaled: I don’t know nobody Po. I represent the ghetto, I represent the streets, I represent the hoods, but I don’t represent being Po. WE THE BEST! Shyne: Stop playing. This Po. Khaled: No. I don’t know Po. I got money on my mind, I can never get enough. We The Best, and you can’t be the best being Po. WE THE BEST! Shyne: This Shyne Po, nigga! Khaled: That’s sand nigga to you! How’d you get my new number? I told you I wasn’t gonna be your A&R. WE THE BEST! Shyne: How you gonna play me like that? When I first got home you was begging me to get on your record. Now you avoiding my calls, ignoring my texts, matter of fact it feels like everybody @ Def Jam is ignoring me. How could y’all do the godfather like this? Khaled: I don’t know any godfathers, all I know is dons, like Teflon Don. Rick Ross new album in stores now.....WE THE BEST! Shyne: Is this what this is about? You mad cause I didn’t collab with Ross? I’ve been around COs for the past 10 years, so I’m trying to avoid them.
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Khaled: Well, we trying to avoid losing. All we do is win, win, win, no matter what, and your flow is not a winner. Your flow is not the best, your flow is not taking over. Shyne, Def Jam is Fed Up with your voice! Shyne: I don’t understand.
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Khaled: We don’t understand! WE DON’T UNDERSTAND! Nobody understands! Do you even understand? Are you writing to the beats you’re sent? It sounds like you’re spitting rhymes you wrote when you first went to prison in 2001. Shyne: In order for me to move forward with my life, I have to make drastic changes and the old Bad Boy flow is one of them. I don’t care if I only sell one album. Khaled: You should’ve told L.A. Reid this before you took all that money! Only person allowed to sell one album @ Def Jam is Ace Hood! Now Ace Hood probably won’t get another album because you fucked up the budget! Look, I gotta go promote Teflon Don. Shyne: Wait. I heard you’re rapping now. Let me write something for you. Khaled: No, L.A. Reid told me to write something for you. Besides, your rhymes are too dated for me. Shyne: We The Best, we so great / You other DJs can’t even carry my crates. Khaled: See, no! No, No! DJs don’t even carry crates anymore. We use Serato and Final Scratch. Shyne, get out of the Hot Tub Time Machine, get out of Belize, shake that prison shit off and come to the States to see what’s going on. Shyne: So you’re telling me to stop rapping and work on getting my citizenship back to the US? What else should I do? Khaled: That’s exactly what I’m saying! L.A. Reid said please stop fucking up good records from Def Jam artists. He hated what you did to Rihanna’s “Rude Boy.” Look, I’ma have Young Sav email you this F.L.Y. and new Lil Ru record. Nobody @ Def Jam cares about those projects so you can practice on those. Oh, and make sure you get on Twitter. WE THE BEST! Shyne: Twitter? What’s a Twitter? From the mind of Charlamagne Tha God DJ Khaled photo by Terrence Tyson
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