Young Money (l-r): Gudda Gudda, Shanell, Tyga, Mack Maine, Lil Wayne, Short Dawg, Lil Chuckee, Jae Millz, Lil Twist, Birdman
According to Young Money's hit single 'Every Girl,' Lil Wayne and Co. wish they could fuck every girl in the world. But let's be honest, there are some girls in the world who probably aren't worth opening up their legs and filet mignoning. To test this notion, we sat down with YM members Jae Millz, Gudda Gudda and Mack Maine and threw out some celebrity names to find out who honestly could get the business. As told to Randy Roper Photo by D-Ray
Amy Winehouse
Gudda Gudda: Yeah. Definitely. Lady Gaga, she can get it. She’s straight, man.
Jae Millz: I’d definitely have to fall back off Amy Winehouse cause I really don’t know what’s going on with her. Her whole situation…I ain’t got no problem with a chick that might smoke some bud, have a drink here and there or might pop a pill here and there, but her definition of drugs is hard drugs. She parties to another level. And all the cutting herself, if she can cut herself with glass and all that, that means she’ll try to cut me. And I’m afraid of what I’ll do to her, so I’ma fall back off her.
Jae Millz: I’m definitely falling back off of, and I don’t care who takes this the wrong way, Lady Gaga. I don’t believe that Lady Gaga is a lady. I need 100% proof that Lady Gaga is a lady. It’s something about the VMAs when she accepted her award. Her legs didn’t look too womanish. Her legs looked like she was supposed to have on some basketball shorts and a tank top.
Mack Maine: No. No. No. I’m not doing nothing for her. My shit is exclusive. The more people you let slob on your knob, and the more times you put your peter piper in a little groundhog hole, your shit deprecates. Shit’s real. You can’t have no bitch out here false promoting and misrepresenting your dick game. No, I’ll do a song with her. Gudda Gudda: Aw, hell no! Hell no! Like hell! No! I saw a picture of her the other day that just wasn’t right. She’s got missing teeth and shit. Like, c’mon. Nah.
Lady Gaga Mack Maine: I wanna tape that one and sell it. I’ll tape me and her and put it all over the internet. I’m Ray J and she’s Kim Kardashian. First of all, she’s sexy. Second of all, I met her before. She’s a weirdo like me. I’ll switch to my alter ego, Stupid Mack Nupid, fuck Mack Maine. He be on some Lady Gaga shit too. He’s a weirdo, he be on some other shit. We’ll be in that bitch making wild noises, doing all kinds of different, crazy positions, all on top of the fan, all outdoors. You couldn’t smash her indoors. You’d have to be smashin’ her on a rollercoaster, at the park, at the game, just getting arrested smashing. Lady Gaga, that’s the experience of a lifetime.
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'My shit is exclusive. The more people you let slob on your knob, and the more times you put your peter piper in a little groundhog hole, your shit deprecates.' - Mack Maine
Wendy Williams Gudda Gudda: I don’t fuck with Wendy. She looks like a dude. Her face looks chewed. She be at my brother’s neck too much. I can’t fuck with her and I wouldn’t fuck her. Jae Millz: No bueno. Never ever. Not in a million years. I wouldn’t fuck Wendy Williams with your dick. This is just my personal opinion. I’m not saying she’s ugly or she might be a man undercover. I ain’t saying none of that. I’m just saying she doesn’t do it for me.
Mack Maine: Nah, I wouldn’t smash her, bruh. She talks to much. I might make her mad. What if I smash and don’t call? She might be on the radio making up lies and all that.
Superhead Jae Millz: Superhead can get it just to be like, “I was a part of that.” It’s sad to say and it might sound kinda groupieish but I wouldn’t mind being a part of that circle. But I ain’t trying to end up in no book. Me and her would have