Dallas rapper, Soulja Boy affiliate, and SOD Music artist BIG HOODBOSS speaks his mind about groupie love, trickin’, and why he prefers cougars. How’d you kick off the New Year? New Years Day 2010 we were celebrating. We got the ambassador suite at whatever hotel we were at. A lot of the [SOD] family came through, but there were too many niggas in there. I was like, man, I ain’t finna buy no room for this chick. I said, “Let me holla at you right fast.” I told her to get in the closet and put her hands up on the wall. We got in and out. I didn’t even walk her downstairs or nothing. Just chunked the deuce. Coldhearted. Yep, coldblooded. That’s how I kicked off the New Year. Big Hoodboss, SOD. Tell the truth – did you use Soulja Boy’s name to get the girl? Naw, naw, it was off the dreads. She was feeling the dreads and my Texas slur. I got it like that. That’s tomorrow though; tomorrow I’m gonna get me some pussy off Soulja Boy’s name. I’m gonna go to Lenox Mall and find me a bad bitch. So you just walk up to her and say, “Hey, I’m with Soulja Boy?” Or how do you work that into the conversation? Nah, I just walk up to her chit-chatting. You know, if the SOD chain is on my chest pokin’ out, then it’s pokin’ out. It’s not premeditated. I just do my thang. Do your women ever get more than just a quickie while standing up against the wall in a closet? Yeah, I go hard when I’m feeling the chick. Sometimes I just wanna get my rocks off but when I’m feeling the chick I go long and I go strong. How has your success with the ladies increased since you became affiliated with Soulja Boy? I’ve been poppin’ for a minute already. I’ve been getting pussy since I was a young dude and now I’m finna use this affiliation to get me some celebrity pussy. I’ve been fuckin’ bad bitches. Ask about me.
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What celebrities are you eyeing? I’ve got a couple in mind, but I ain’t even gonna put them out there. I’ma start off for practice with all the VH1 [reality show] chicks. They’re not really celebrities so I’ma run through them first. Then I’ma go to daytime TV; there’s some bad ass chicks on daytime TV. I’ma run through them too. Then after that, it’s just Hoodboss gone wild. I ain’t gonna name a couple of em cause niggas might catch feelings or come hatin’ on me before I even get to her. I fucked two celebrity chicks already but I ain’t gonna put ‘em out there. They know I’m not lying though. My pa’tnas know who they are too. That’s why I love the Magic show in Vegas. You can always catch some celebrity pussy at the Magic show. You said there were too many guys in the room on New Years Eve. So no orgies in the SOD camp? When I said “too many niggas in the room,” I meant it was chicks and niggas. Too many people period. She just ain’t wanna show out in front of her homegirls and I didn’t wanna be the wild cat just poppin’ off 2010 with a bang in the middle of the room goin’ HAM. I was like, “Shawty, come talk to me right here.” I don’t need everybody in my conversation. I’m single, I mingle, I fuck bitches, you know? I’m young. What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen a groupie to do to get at you or Soulja Boy? I’ve seen some crazy stuff. The craziest thing I saw was when I was in the club performing and a bitch stuck her fingers in her pussy and waved her fingers in the air to show the moistness. She wanted to show that she was wit’ it. I was rappin’ on stage with Tum Tum and she threw me off. I was fuckin’ up niggas ad-libs and stuff. Groupies get down like that for Tum Tum? Yeah. I couldn’t find her after the show. I’ma keep it real, I was looking for her. Whoever you are, hit me on Twitter @BigHoodboss. Have you ever paid for sex? Hell naw. I can’t pay for it. If I gotta pay for it my dick ain’t gonna get hard, real talk. I like free pussy. I don’t fuck with prostitutes, I fuck with freetutes. They’re just giving away that pussy for free. They’ve got the potential to be prostitutes, but they’re freetutes. Once they graduate and get their diploma I ain’t fuckin’ with them, but when they’re students just having fun, I’ll hit. Are you into porn? Nah, I’m not into that. That’s [fellow SODMG artist] Lil B. You like the groupies, he likes the porn? I like women. I love women. I ain’t into groupies. Sometimes I wanna chase. Ain’t nothin’ better than fuckin’ a chick you ain’t never thought you’d be able to fuck. Set your standards high and as soon as you hit it, you’ll be like, “Damn!” It could be just a hard-to-get chick or a chick that’s bad in your eyes. How old were you when you first started having sex? I been fuckin’ since age 12. I fucked a lot of 15 and 16 year old girls when I was 12. I like cougars. If you listen to my music, download my mixtape Kushington & 4th with DJ Smallz, or follow me on Twitter, you’ll know that I’m always talkin’ about cougars. I’m lookin’ for 40-year-old mature women. For real, those young girls are stupid. Not all of them are stupid, but our generation is crazy. Everybody’s so thirsty just because they see us on TV. Everybody sees guys trickin’ on chicks so they think every nigga is supposed to do that. If you’re in a relationship I understand it, but just trickin’ on a chick, hell naw. Girls are stupid? What do you mean by that? I mean, a lot of chicks are just wildin’ it. The older generation isn’t like that. Younger chicks are always tryin’ to get niggas to fly them out and take them shopping and do this and that. I’m like, “If you’re hungry, we can hit Chili’s. They’ve got the two for $20 special.” If a female doesn’t give it up right away do you continue seeing her? I respect it, but we ain’t gonna hang out like that. I ain’t a thirsty nigga. I’m grown and I speak my mind. A closed mouth don’t get fed. So I’ma see what it is early off top. I ain’t waitin’ no three months; none of that. If we kick it once and I don’t get it, cool. If we kick it twice and I don’t get it, hell naw. Only two chances? Damn. Y’all are coldhearted. (laughs) It’s 2010, nigga. //
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