PLIES & PITBULL PITBULL: Como estas Papi? :) PLIES: No hablo espanol PITBULL: How you doin’ dog? PLIES: Hola. I’m in el studio PITBULL: Bueno! I need you on my new record papi. Lets get in the studio together! PLIES: Yeah, yeah, we could do that bra...I normally charge 50,000 for a verse, but since Im gon’ have to learn Spanish to work wit you, let’s make it a even 100 stacks. PITBULL: Ay Carrumba! Oh shit, that’s a mucho dinero! LOL!! PLIES: I’m trynna help you out essay. I don’t hop on just nobody record…Plus you ain’t had a hit since what, ’05? PITBULL: Why you callin me ese’? I’m not Mexican, soy Cubano. I’m Cuban. PLIES: My bad amigo, you know what I mean. PITBULL: What you mean I ain’t got no hits though, I got “Hotel Room Service” and “I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)” all over the radio…don’t you watch MTV? PLIES: Naw, I don’t watch that telemundo shit and us goons don’t listen to Spanish radio, but since you got plenty money, I’m gon’ charge you 150 thousand for a verse, homes.
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PITBULL: Besa mi culo, puto …Kiss my ass, Bitch. Hahahahaha I just playing wit u! PLIES: What kind of record do you want to do with me? PITBULL: I say we do a Spanish version of “Becky” called “Maria.” I can hear it now “Dame un Mar-ia” PLIES: Okay, that’s cool, we can do it for 100k PITBULL: Listen papi, I’m going to be in Tampa tomorrow, why don’t you just meet me at the hotel room and we can negotiate the price… :) PLIES: I’m not comfortable with the way you keep calling me papi. PITBULL: Adios papi, I see you tomorrow :-p From the minds of Eric Perrin & Randy Roper Photos by Julia Beverly & J Lash
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