DRAKE & DIDDY DIDDY: Diddy Text, Diddy Text, Diddy Text. What’s up mothafucker!!?? DRAKE: Hey Sean, how are you my friend? DIDDY: You should already know how I’m doing! Don’t you follow me on twitter? @iamdiddy muthafucker! I’m 6 and half hours into a 36 hour tantric sex session but I took a break because I was thinking about you! DRAKE: Um, I’m honored and tremendously humbled that you’re thinking about me, but I’m not sure how comfortable I am with that, Sean. DIDDY: Check this out: I was mid-stroke and the thought just hit me outta nowhere, “Drake should be the next artist on Bad Boy!” I have amazing vision. DRAKE: Well I already signed to a label, but thank you for considering me. DIDDY: Don’t worry about that little contract you signed. I’ll talk to Wayne, I’ll talk to Baby, we’ll work it out. What U think about being the next member of Day 26? DRAKE: Um, I think they’re great artists and I’m honored that you think so highly of me, but I’m kinda doing my own thing right now. DIDDY: You’re doing it, but you’re not doing it the Bad Boy way baby! I can make you famous. I’m talking ‘bout Sean John ads, free Ciroc vodka, and I’ll even let you audition for the next season of “Making the Band.” Take that. DRAKE: No thanks. DIDDY: U makin a big mistake. Within 6 months you could be as big as Yung Joc. Ain’t that what you want? DRAKE: Naw, I just wanna be successful.
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DIDDY: I know successful when I see it. Success is Craig Mack, Black Rob, Shyne, Cassie, Carl Thomas, Mase, Mark Curry, Loon, Da Band and Danity Kane. I made them what they are and I’m willing to do the same thing for you!
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DRAKE: Once again, I’m honored and extremely humbled, but I’m happy with my current situation. DIDDY: Drake, do you have some bitchassness in you? Cause I thought you wanted to be the fuckin best! DRAKE: Look Sean, it’s 4am and I have a doctors appointment for my knee in the morning. I need to get some sleep. I gotta go. DIDDY: Step your game up, I’m doin’ 72 hours straight! From the minds of Eric Perrin & Randy Roper Photos by Eric Perrin & Julia Beverly
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