SPECTACULAR (OF PRETTY RICKY) & RILEY (OF THE BOONDOCKS) Riley: Hey Spectacular, since I like yo music and you gay, does that make me gay? Cause that video you made was real gay, nigga. Spectacular: That video wasn’t gay, it was for my fans. They asked me to do it so I did it. Riley: Well, I’m yo fan nigga, and I ain’t Gay! Spectacular: It wasn’t for you, Riley, it was for the ladies. And people don’t really buy records like that no mo’ so you gotta satisfy ‘em. Riley: But I watched that shit and I wasn’t satisfied. It looked pretty gay to me. Spectacular: Did you watch the whole thing? Riley: Yeah, I watched the whole thing, nigga. Why? Spectacular: Damn, since you watched the whole thing you might be gay lil’ homie. But at the same time, I ain’t got nothing against gay people. The homosexual community supports Pretty Ricky and you buy our albums and come to our shows. So I got nothing against you. Riley: Hold on nigga, I ain’t homo! Hell naw…nigga, you gay! And I heard you was bout to get paid 100,000 to be in a naked gay magazine. Spectacular: I mean, I’m flattered that they would offer the opportunity, cause I just started my modeling, you know what I’m sayin... Riley: Not really, nigga. I know you need the money, cause yo group ain’t makin it without Pleasure P, but posing naked in gay magazine is…gay!
OZONE EXCLUSIVE
Spectacular: But really, I’m bout to be in all the magazines, Playgirl, Playboy, GQ, Men’s Health, Business Week, XXL, Maxim, OZONE, Home and Gardens, pretty much all of ‘em. So at the end of the day, a gay magazine is just another magazine for my fans.
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Riley: Hold on nigga, you ain’t bout to be in OZONE. Hahahahaha!! Nigga, you crazy. I know them fools at OZONE and they ain’t gay! Spectacular: Well maybe not OZONE, but definitely XXL. Riley: Well that makes more sense…but I don’t care what magazines you be in, I just wanted to make sure I’m not gay for liking yo’ music. Spectacular: Just make sure you support my new company, Spectacular Ice. Big Boy Ice at Little Boy Price. Riley: Okay, I will as long as you give me a discount... Hey, are you gonna be at the Gangstalicious Album release party tonight? Spectacular: Yeah, he asked me to a dancer in his next video so I’ll definitely be there. Riley: Cool, see you there Spectacular: Fa sho. Homies over hoes. From the minds of Eric Perrin & Randy Roper Photo by Julia Beverly
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