YOUNG JEEZY & ALFAMEGA Alfamega: Hey Boss, I need to holla at you about something real serious. Jeezy:Whut up fool? I heard you got pushed off a building and broke yo legs? Alfamega: Affirmative. Jeezy: Damn my nigga, you straight? Alfamega: Negative. Hell no, I ain’t straight. I can’t walk. Got fired from my last gig and Grand Hustle cancelled my health benefits, got a nigga all fucked up. I need to holla at u bout a job. Jeezy: Damn my nigga, that’s fucked up, but we ain’t hiring no more. It’s a Recession. Everybody broke. Alfamega: Copy that, But U need me, you done turnt all soft and shit fuckin wit khloe Kardatchien and shit. I can give you street cred, look what I did from my last employer. I used to knock niggas out left and right. Jeezy: Man, my nigga. I ain’t got no positions open. Why don’t you go to DTP or something? Alfamega: What about Blood Raw job? That nigga ain’t doing nothing. Jeezy: Hell naw nigga, Blood Raw be makin them good ass lattes and cappuccinos. That shit’s like crack, nigga. Alfamega: What about Slick Pulla’s job? He ain’t loyal. I got evidence that he was conspiring with DJ Drama last week about doing a mixtape. But ain’t hear that from me. Jeezy: I don’t know about all that, but bottom line is that I ain’t got no job for you my nigga…ain’t you an informant?
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Alfamega: What kinda benefits package does CTE provide? Cause Grand Hustle gave me a 401K, and full medical and dental insurance with some free Akoo clothes. But all I want from you is Medical insurance and some 8732 clothes…naw nevermind. I don’t need that shit. Let me just get some insurance so I can get my legs fixed. Jeezy: Man dude, I told yo ass we ain’t hiring. Alfamega: Fuck you, nigga. Rick Ross already offered me a job anyway, I just ain’t wanna fuck with the police no more. But now it’s on. I’m gon’ start my own group, The Alfabet Boyz. You better watch yo back, nigga.
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