Ozone Mag #74 - Dec 2008

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Juney Boomdata

However she takes it is how she takes it. Do you have one main chick? No, not right now. I did have one but shit got crazy. I had got so many other women comin’ at me and shit, she couldn’t handle it so she left.

Words by Ms. Rivercity Photo by Jay from Inside285

Is it pretty much impossible to have a committed relationship in the business you’re in? Hmm, shit, not unless she goes both ways. That comes with the territory.

So what’s been up with the cookies lately? You getting a lot of it? Of course. That shouldn’t even be a question.

So that’s something you do on the regular? Threesomes and all that? Not really on the regular. Shit gets hectic sometimes with love triangles.

Is there any difference in the quality of “cookies” now that you’ve had a #1 radio hit in Atlanta? I been gettin’ pussy, you know what I’m sayin’. But after the radio, oh my goodness! I been gettin’ mo’ pussy than I can fuck so I just gave up.

What’s the most number of girls you’ve been with at one time? Aw man, to tell you the truth, I ain’t that wild. I ain’t like Luke or nobody like that. Shouts out to Luke. I just been with two at a time.

What’s the craziest thing a girl has done to get with you? She did all my pa’tnas. It didn’t make me wanna get with her, but it was amusing.

Okay, so besides going both ways, what are some other qualities of a woman that is wifey material? She’s gotta have standards. She can’t just let anybody get up in that thang. I really go off the vibe. As long as I pick up a good vibe from her and we click then it’s a wrap.

So she fucked all your homeboys for nothing? Yeah, I actually left. I told her to come to the studio and when she got there I left and never came back. Your homeboys get a lot of action now that you’re doing shows and everything? Ain’t no fun if we all can’t get some! As long as you keep it safe, wrap that thang up.

What kind of car attracts the most women? Shit, nowadays any car. Not too many people drive these days. Have you ever been pussy whipped? Uh, no. I ain’t never gon’ say never, but I doubt it.

Do you prefer girls to call you Juney or your government name when y’all are having sex? Depends. I mean, Juney, Boomdata, Boomdatalicious.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve done to get the cookies? I drove all the way across town to bring a girl a slushie, and then came all the way back home. When I woke up I was like, “What the fuck was I thinking?”

How long can you go without sex before you need to re-up? I done went ‘bout like three weeks without sex. But when I start riding on that three weeks I don’t function well. Sometimes I get so busy and you gotta put work before pleasure. I know at your shows the girls get a lil wild… Yeah, they get loose. So are aggressive girls a turn on or turn off? I like ‘em to be theyself. Don’t hold nothin’ back. I don’t judge people. I just want you to be yourself. When you see a girl you wanna get with… I say, “What’s up with the pussy!” Now they ask me what’s up with the dick before I can ask them what’s up with the pussy. I just laugh, it never gets old. Do they ask you how big it is? Yeah, all that. And what’s your answer? It’s only one way to find out! What would you consider to be your best physical attribute? A lot of females say it’s my smile. Would you rather get with Beyonce or Keyshia Cole? I’d say Keyshia Cole. She’s more up my alley. Can you name five other celebrities you’d hook up with? Aw man, actually I done seen a lot of females on the streets that look better than these celebrity females. I haven’t really seen any celebrities that’s my type. I’m more down to earth. I still be in the hood and all that. 60 // OZONE MAG

What kind of cookies do you prefer, chocolate chip, vanilla wafers… I like ‘em all! Chocolate chip, vanilla wafers, fortune cookies, all that! If you ever ran into Superhead, do you think you’d become a chapter in one of her next books? Whoa! Superhead! What’s up Superhead. I support her movement. I like what she doin’. She’s being herself. But I don’t know about her, that thang got a lot of miles on it! Do you text naked pics of yourself to girls? (laughs) Hell yeah. And they send ‘em back? Oh you know it. So you have a whole collection of naked pics on your phone? Hell yeah. Do you text fuck? Hell naw. I couldn’t even get into that. But I’ll send pictures and get pictures. If a girl has sex with you the first night you meet her, do you call her again? It depends on how good it is, how clean it is. Would you lose respect for her if she fucked you on the first night? Oh, no. As long as she’s being herself. Even if it ain’t clean, I’ll tell her, “You need to take care of that.”

She didn’t give it up after that? No, and it pissed me off. That was the last time I talked to her. Do you prefer older women or younger women? I ain’t really on the age thang. As long as she legal, as long as everythang’s intact and ain’t nothin’ saggin’ off, we can get it done. What’s the oldest woman you’ve been with? 37. And that was when I was 17. That thang was crazy. It was kinda…ughh, it ain’t for me. Well, that situation wasn’t for me. What really made me feel awkward was that I found out her son was 20 at the time, so her son was three years older than me. I was like, hell naw, this shit can’t be right. Have you ever had sex with a married woman? Hell naw. I don’t fuck around with them married women. I had a couple of ‘em that was married but I didn’t know they was married at the time, so that was bad on they behalf. I ain’t never had sex with a married woman, but there was some close calls. If a chick is reading this right now and wants to give you the pussy, what can she expect from your end? Well I got these fangs in my mouth, so I’m just lettin’ you know now. Caution, I bite. Is it gonna take all night or are you gonna get it done real quick? Now I can speak for every dude, some nights just don’t be the night. You gonna go at it for two or three minutes. //


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