WHAT I LEARNED FROM SOUTHERN Hip Hop Last month, while at a strip club in Atlanta I realized that I’ve learned a lot about sex from listening to Hip Hop. Maybe it was the liquor, but I really started to think hard about what I’ve learned from different types of Hip Hop. east coast, gangsta rap, hipster rap, commercial rap, etc. but I’ve learn the most about sex from Southern Hip Hop. by blogxilla
Women Will Cheat
T.I.’s 2006 single “Why You Wanna” taught me that a woman will cheat on her man, if she is faithful to a dude that is whack. Now, she’ll try hard to stay faithful by telling the other man no, even though her panties are wetter than New Orleans during Katrina, but eventually she’ll break and end up giving him some. All you have to do is show her that you’re better than her current situation. If you ask the right questions you are guaranteed to get laid within a few weeks.
“He think he too fresh to show you that you the best / Compliment you on your intellect and treat you wit’ respect / Been a while since you got it like this, I bet”
The Baddest One thing the South is known for is having the baddest women on the face of the earth, and if you listen to Hip Hop you’ll soon learn they are down for whatever. In 1998 Trick Daddy and Trina made that fact clear as ever with their hit song “Na’nn.” Females in the south will do whatever you like if you talk to them the right way. After Trick Daddy made it clear to Trina that he was that dude she made it even clearer to him that she is the down to please him sexually, just as most women in the south are.
“Now you don’t know nann uh-uh / That’ll ride you on the dime / Who love to fuck all the time”
Beat It Up
Now that your game has gotten the women to your house, hotel room or club bathroom you have to do it right, and if you’ve been listening you should know women like it rough. In 2005 the Ying Yang Twins gave you their guide to approaching rough sex called “The Whisper Song” and the South ate it up. It should start with a gentle “Whisper” in her ear and then tell her you’re going to beat that pussy up.
“Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM”
Lick Em Low
What does everybody love? Head! Women may love it even more, as I learned from Ludacris 2004 smash “What’s Your Fantasy.” Going down is an art form which should be done right. If done right she’ll do all the things Trina and Shawna rapped about in their respective songs.
“Whipped cream with cherries and strawberries on top / Lick it don’t stop, keep the door locked don’t knock while the boat rock”
Strippers Need Love Too Just ask T-Pain.
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