31 Flavors Compiled by Randy Roper, Eric Perrin, Jee’Von Brown, Maurice Garland, Luchi, & Ms. Rivercity Ever since Eve’s snatch was referred to as the “Forbidden Fruit,” men have been comparing the most powerful organ in the world to different menu items. It’s been called everything from apples to zebra cakes, yet still remains the favorite food of 90% of men on earth. Regardless of whether you prefer “Butter pecan Puerto Ricans or them oatmeal raisin Asians, Hazelnut Brazilians, or Macadamia Caucasians,” OZONE has got something guaranteed to fill your appetite. And Baskin & Robbins could never be as creamy as these favorite 31 flavors.
“I got 32 flavors of the bootlicious bubblegum. Raspberry, grape, cherry, come and get this honey bun.” Diamond of Crime Mob “Rock Yo Hips” “Nice, pink pussy, same color as cotton candy, that pussy smell like water ain’t no smell in it.” Plies “Ms. Pretty Pussy” “Some niggas even put me on their grocery list, right next to the whipped cream and box of chocolates. Designer pussy, my shit come in flavors, high-class taste niggas got to spend paper. Lick it right the first time or you gotta do it over, like it’s rehearsal for a Tootsie commercial.” Lil’ Kim “How Many Licks” “That’s too much pork for one fork.” DEVIN THE DUDE “SHOW EM”
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“Got a Aquafina flow, call it wet wet.” Young Jeezy “Tear It Up” “Girl you taste like a cinnabun, so sweet from the thighs to your cheeks.” Ludacris “Fatty Girl” “I’m eatin’ your butter, pink eggs and ham. Girl, you taste just like Spam.” Trick Daddy “I’ll Be Your player” “You know how I like ‘em. 5’5” brown eyes, thick in the thighs, slim waist, pretty face, let me taste your lemon pie.” Slick Em of Pretty Ricky “Love Like Honey” “Uhh, I need a D to call up, to break me off and tear these sugar walls up.” Trina “Throw It Back” “My coochie mad tight, well more juice than a grape when you peel the skin, but yo’ ain’t no fun if your tongue
ain’t in.” Trina “Nasty Bitch”
Twista – “I’m N Luv With A Stripper (Remix)”
“She got the Big Red, she got that Spearmint. You know me, I’ma G, I wanna experiment.” B.G. “Bubble Gum”
“It taste so sweet that sticky cotton candy, we get carried away we be starting a family.” 50 Cent – “Amusment Park”
“I got that juicy fruit, certified bubble yum. He goin’ down, chewing on my bubblegum.” Rasheeda “My Bubblegum” “How you suckin’ on my pussy like a chicken bone, you ain’t never going home.” Khia “Fucking Me Tonight” “Don’t want that dry pussy, that fish fry pussy. I want that wet pussy, the gushy super tight pussy.” N.O.R.E. “Eat Pussy” “Gave her multiple orgasms witcha vibrator, all five flavors taste like Life Savors.” Too Short “She Loves Her” “The one leg she can shake at the top of the pole, look at the Laffy Taffy when she pop, she roll.”
“Eyes dark brown your skin is caramel, girl you taste like nut juice. See your just like a box of cherries and girl I wanna eat you.” R. Kelly “Kiss Your Candy” “Yo’ love is supacala-fragalistic, you don’t know how bad I missed it. If it broke then don’t fix it, yo stuff is butta like a biscuit.” Ludacris “Phat Rabbit” “This ain’t like your man cause he fuck you like a coward, do he know your pussy taste like Amaretto Sour?” Young Dro “We Can Do It” “Mama Bear and Papa Bear walkin’ through the forest, Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge.” Brother Marquis of 2 Live Crew
“Dirty Nursery Rhymes” “Her pussyhole smelt like sour cream & onion.” Bust Down “Nasty Bitch” “Love the way your juice flowing down, and I can feel it all around: in front, in the back of you, oh I love the smell of you, girl you know what I’m talking about. Peaches and Cream, I need it ‘cause you know that I’m a fiend.” 112 “Peaches and Cream” “I got a sweet tooth for you girl, baby I’m tempted to taste. I can’t wait to drink yo milk, you lookin’ like a big ol’ piece of cake. I’m all up in yo middle, oh it taste like skittles.” R. Kelly “Sweet Tooth” “Wuz up wit the cookie? ‘Know you got that gushy.” Juney Boomdata “Wuz Up Wit Dat Pussy” “Make that juice box talk, man I make that pussy fart. The girl can’t win, once I get
it in.” Gorilla Zoe “Juicebox” “I smell pussy. Is that you Irv? I smell pussy. Is that you Ja?” 50 Cent “I Smell Pussy” “I’m real sweet like a candy corn, I’m in your thoughts late night when your boys are gone. Picture me, t-shirt, no panties on.” Nicki Minaj “Biggest Freak” “The reason why these bitches tryna get cute, only rap bitch pussy taste like fruit.” Foxy Brown f/ Kelis “I Taste Just Like Candy” “Baby I can’t figure it out, said you pussy tastes like honey. But I can’t stop huggin’ the block, all night tryna get this money.” Jay-Z & R. Kelly “Honey” “Now let me get back to her, she called me Dracula, and I vacuumed her. Catfish, catfish that Cat Tuna.” Lil Wayne “Pussy Monster”