RICK ROSS & FOXY BROWN RAWSE: U get the food yet you sexy mafucka? FOXY: Naw, I’m at Mcdonalds, I’m bout to beat this bitch ass for fuckin up our order! RAWSE: Calm down ma, what happened? ROSS! FOXY: I told her I wanted a mcflurry for me, and a supersize number 8 with two extra meat patties, a 20 piece mcnugget, 2 apple pies, a fish fillet, and a Caesar salad with low fat dressing for you. And this bitch gon say that they ain’t got no more fat free dressing. RAWSE: Did u get my strawberry shake? FOXY: You didn’t tell me u wanted a strawberry shake. RAWSE: Yes, I did. What u think I called u for 5 minutes ago? FOXY: I thought ur phone dialed me on accident, I picked up but didn’t hear nothing RAWSE: Naw bitch, I was on the phone yelling that I wanted a fucking strawberry shake. What u aint hear me? FOXY: Naw RAWSE: Forget the shake, just hurry up and come home so I can tear that ass up. ROSS! FOXY: Fuck that, I gotta handle this bitch first. RAWSE: listen girl, I told you to bring yo ass home.
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FOXY: Nigga, don’t be ordering me around. Who is you? RAWSE: DA BOSS! FOXY: You wasn’t the boss last night, nigga! RAWSE: Hold on, I made u cum like 4 times, fuck is u talking about? FOXY: Shit, money make me cum muthafucka RAWSE: But I just wrote you a check last week and I let u push the Maybach FOXY: Yo cheap ass got me eating at fuckin Mcdonalds. I’m leaving you for Trick Daddy. He said he loves me RAWSE: Naw, that’s not true. But that’s disappointing to hear that he said that. He said that? FOXY: Yeah, he said I ain’t met nann nigga like him. RAWSE: That’s crazy, but niggas will learn…TRILLA!!!! FOXY: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? RAWSE: Shit, I dunno. But can u least bring me the food first? ROSS! - From the minds of Eric Perrin & Randy Roper (Photos by Brad Barket/Getty Images & D-Ray)
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