Ozone West #70 - Ozone Awards 2008

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They’re Repetitive – The hottest artists of the year win at every award show, so they all look like reruns. Too Many Egos - Unimportant people all try to act like VIPs and keep saying things like, “Don’t you know who I am???” They’re Too Long - The pre-shows and the post-shows are as long as the actual award shows. It’s Just A Fashion Show - Everybody talks about what everybody else is wearing. The Afterparties Are More Fun - There’s nothing else to say. Overkill - There are just too many different award shows in one year. They’re Expensive - The clothes, hotel rooms, and flights are not worth it just for somebody to say “congratulations” and give you a trophy. Lame Performances - I could just go to a “real” Beyonce concert if I wanted to see her perform. Kanye West Syndrome - Some people are too sensitive and get mad when their favorite artist doesn’t win. They’re Biased - I have five platinum albums, one double platinum album, four gold albums, and have never won shit!

Nominated for Best Rap Album West Coast Photo by Julia Beverly

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