DAVID BANNER & JESSE JACKSON David Banner: Did U buy my album yet, nigga? Jesse Jackson: Damn, my nigga! Your album came out? When did it drop? David Banner: U know my shit came out July 15th, 2008. Jesse Jackson: I thought that shit came out last year? David Banner: Nah, muthafucka. My shit came out July 15th, 2008. Jesse Jackson: I hope your album is as good as Lil Wayne’s shit. That shit was jammin’! David Banner: My shit is better than Tha Carter III. It’s the greatest story ever told, nigga. Jesse Jackson: How many songs u got Lil Wayne on? David Banner: He’s on there twice, but he’s on everybody’s shit twice. But my shit is better than Tha Carter III, better than Ready To Die, better than Illmatic, better than All Eyez On Me, better than Thriller, better than James Brown’s Greatest Hits. Better than all those bitch ass niggas’ albums. Jesse Jackson: I might check it out as long as that bitch ass nigga, Nas, ain’t on there. I don’t fuck wit’ that nigga.
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David Banner: What! U don’t like Nas? That nigga is almost as good as me. Jesse Jackson: Nah, I’ll cut that nigga’s nuts off. How that nigga gonna call his album Nigger? David Banner: I don’t know. But fuck that nigga’s album. We’re talking about the Greatest Story Ever Told. Jesse Jackson: How is your album selling? David Banner: It could be better. But these bitch ass niggas ain’t supporting real music. Jesse Jackson: Well, U know I downloaded that shit on the internet. But I’ll go buy it since Lil Wayne’s on there. Keep hope alive, my nigga. - From the minds of Eric Perrin and Randy Roper (Photos by Julia Beverly & Chip Somodevilla)
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