JERMAINE DUPRI & GREG STREET Greg Street: Jerlame, we need to talk. Jermaine Dupri: No, you’re dead to me. Greg Street: C’mon, man. I remember U since ‘93 when U used to wear ur clothes backwards and fuck with Kriss Kross. You’ve been messing with little kids before Chris Stokes. I didn’t mean the Slow Slow Death thing. What’s this beef about? Jermaine Dupri: I had some leftover tilapia from my restaurant in the V103 break room and you ate it! Greg Street: What the fuck is tilapia? I’m not messing with Janet. Jermaine Dupri: No, you dumb country muthafucka. Tilapia is fish, which is my favorite dish. Greg Street: Jermaine, U know I won’t eat the food from your restaurant. It wasn’t me. But why’d U have to go on the internet and say “DJs are dead” over some tilapia? Jermaine Dupri: It wasn’t just that. When U walked by me in the V103 hallway the other day, U stepped on my J’s. I borrowed them from Bow Wow and now I gotta buy him a new pair. Greg Street: My bad, JD. Why didn’t U just call me about it?
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Jermaine Dupri: I’ve been busy. I’m trying to get Janet Jackson and Soulja Boy together for the “Yahh Bitch Yahh” So So Def remix. Then I’m gonna get her on the V.I.C. “Get Silly” So So Def remix. And after that, the “Smell Yo Dick” So So Def remix. Greg Street: You gotta stop making all this whack music, man. Jermaine Dupri: What? “Smell Yo Dick” is your record. I’m doing U a favor. U need to put 9th Ward on your album too. Greg Street: Who? Jermaine Dupri: U know, my new artist. He has this record with Janet. Wait til U hear it. It’s crazy. Greg Street: Nah, man. I’m cool. I gotta go. It’s 6:00 and my show’s about to start. I’ll see U at the station tonight. I’ll leave the mic down low for U, I know U can’t reach it sometimes. - From the minds of Eric Perrin and Randy Roper (Photos by Tyson Horne & Julia Beverly)
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