TREY SONGZ & SHAWTY LO TREY SONGZ: Hey Shorty Low, whats up? Shawty Lo: I told you, it’s L-O!!! Trey Songz: Oh, my fault, man. Hey, I wanna talk to you about my next album. I want you to rap on my first single. Shawty Lo: Shawty Lo usually charges 20 thousand for a verse, but I’m not too familiar with your work so we’ll just settle at an even 25 grand. Trey Songz: You’re not familiar with my work? I’m all over the place, where you been at? Shawty Lo: BANKHEAD!!!! Been pullin’ capers. Trey Songz: Well, look. If you rap on my album, I’ll put you on some of my hoes, I got a lot. Shawty Lo: These bitches? I dunn fucked ‘em all. TREY SONGZ: Okay, well we can make a trade then. I’ll sing a hook on your next album if you rap a verse on mine. I’ve done all kinds of features. I was on Twista’s “Girl Tonight.” I sang on Scarface’s “Girl You Know,” Marques Houston’s “First Time,” and even on Drake’s “Replacement Girl” song.
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Shawty Lo: Yeah, but them shits was whack. I don’t do no girly ass music like that, and if I did I would just get Chris Brown. Trey Songz: Chris Brown? I put him on. Everybody knows I run Virginia! VA all day! I’m the man on this side! Shawty Lo: Well, gotdamn. It must be 2 sides!!! That boy Chris Brown he da shit. He be doin all that dancing and shit, and he fuckin that Rihanna bitch. Shit, that nigga dunn dunn it all… Trey Songz, not so much. Trey Songz: What, muthafucka? I’m the man! Shawty Lo: Naw nigga, I’m Da Man! Bitch, I’m Da Man. I got no wife, but the white be my girlfriend. But I do kinda like that one song you got, “Cryin’ Out For Me.” That’s kinda hot. Trey Songz: Nigga, that ain’t me, that’s Mario’s fucking song. Shawty Lo: Well gottdamn, you got Mario’s number? Trey Songz: Fuck you, you can’t rap anyway nigga. I was just trying to do you a favor. SHawty Lo: Big ups…to all my HATERZ!! - From the minds of Eric Perrin and Randy Roper (Photos by Julia Beverly)
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