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INTRODUCTION We polled a selection of the general population in search of the most popular methods for getting intoxicated – by “general population” we mean college students, mall shoppers, nightclub patrons, and even your favorite rappers. Well, maybe your favorite rapper isn’t exactly part of the general population, but it does make the survey more interesting. For the sake of privacy (and preventing death threats, lawsuits, or accusations of snitching) we’re keeping the results anonymous, but we will say the findings were obtained mostly in the South, including Florida, Texas, Louisiana, Georgia, Alabama, etc. On another note, there’s nothing more awkward than asking complete strangers about their heroin use, which by the way, none of the 100 people surveyed actually use heroin, or at least didn’t admit to doing so, which is a good sign that hard-core drug use may be on the decline. In fact, a good percentage of the poll doesn’t use drugs or alcohol at all. Still, marijuana, alcohol, and ecstasy are prevalent outlets for getting high amongst adults between the ages of 19 and 45. - Compiled by Ms. Rivercity & Eric Perrin

SURVEY PARTICIPANTS 45% female 55% male Average Age: 28

ESTIMATED MONEY SPENT ON DRUG OF CHOICE (SEE GRAPH BELOW) Total of all 100 survey respondents = $17,465/month ($209,580/year) Average per person = $174/month ($2,095/year) MORE PRODUCTIVE THINGS WE FOUND ON THE INTERNET FOR $209,580 One 4-bedroom house in Atlanta, GA Seventeen years of Geico car insurance One 2-bedroom townhouse in Chicago, IL Three 2008 Mercedes Benz CLS’s 5,533 large cases of Pampers Lifetime membership to LA Fitness for you & 5 friends 42,000 copies of OZONE Magazine 17,123 copies of The 48 Laws of Power Sponsor 28 newborn Ethiopians for 18 years 538 penis enlargement pumps

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SHOULD YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE BE LEGAL? 49% said “YES” 51% said “NO”

Ozone Mag #65 - Mar 2008  

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