“Independent” Webbie, Lil’ Phat, & Lil’ Boosie
Lil’ Boosie is having a heated argument with his baby momma, LaTrice. She found a homemade flick of him cheating and has decided to confront him. He is complaining that it’s her fault that he’s leaving because she’s lazy and taking their relationship for granted. Boosie: I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T! Do you know what that mean, mane? LaTrice: I can spell. I know I ain’t finish high school but that don’t mean I’m stupid! What you gotta say about this bitch? What make her so better than me? Boosie: She got her own house! LaTrice: So!? Boosie: She got her own car! LaTrice: And? Boosie: Two jobs, work hard. She a bad broad! LaTrice: I got two jobs too! One is raising your nappy-headed son and the other is dealing with your sorry ass! That’s 70 hours a week right there! Boosie: (pointing at the black leather couch) If you ain’t on sit down! LaTrice: (crossing her arms in refusal) I ain’t gotta do shit! I’ma stand right here! Boosie: (getting more frustrated) If you ain’t on sit down! LaTrice: Nope.
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Boosie: (getting more frustrated) If you ain’t on sit down! LaTrice: I can’t believe you blaming all this on me! You coming in all times of night smelling like that bitch and now you making it seem like I’m in the wrong? Hell naw! Boosie: She got her own house. Drive her own whip! LaTrice: You sound like a broken record. Make a new point or something. Damn! Boosie: Range Rover all white like her toe tips! LaTrice: Who cares? My Geo Prism is all pink like this pussy you eat! Boosie: She got a pretty smile. Smell real good! LaTrice: I been asking you for like five months to help me with this rotten tooth. My Medicaid say they can’t do nothing. And don’t try me with smell. I keep me some Bath & Body Works body spray! Boosie: The only time she need a mane for that good juug! LaTrice: Good juug? You? Please… They didn’t put a Lil in front of your name for nothing, Boosie. Boosie: They buy the bar too! They superstars too! They be like, “You ain’t got no money? Take your broke tail home!” LaTrice: So you like her because she’s a female pimp? How quickly you forget everything I done for you. Remember before your deal? Matter of fact, before “Wipe Me Down” blew up? I bought everything from your draws to your golds! Boosie: Baby Phat they own. They clothes match they phone. They be like “Yeahhh!” when they song come on! Leave the club kinda early cause they gotta go to work. I mess wit supervisors who got credit like Big Turk. LaTrice: I leave the club early ‘cause I gotta take care of our lil one. Oh you mess with supervisors, huh? Well, I messed with Webbie last week when you was out town! Boosie: Dusty feet, please don’t bother me! I got independent dimes on my mind who spoil me! LaTrice: Well, fine then. I’m keeping the couch, the pitbull, and all the outfits I bought you. Where’d you get that new outfit from anyway, with your trifling ass? Boosie: Coogi hat, Coogi fit so sick! That’s a gift from my independent chick. Yes sir!