dj khaled and diamond DJ Khaled: YO DIAMOND, THIS IS IMPORTANT, LISTEEEEEEENNNN!!!!! Diamond: Who’s this? DJ Khaled: THIS IS THE DON DADA!!!!! THE BIG DAWG PITBULL! TERROR SQUADIAN A.K.A THE BEAT NOVOCANE A.K.A. I MAKE HIT RECORDS A.K.A. THIS WHAT I DO A.K.A. WE TAKIN’ OVER A.K.A. I’M SO HOOD A.K.A. GOD LOVES ME!!!!! I REPRESENT DIAMONNNND!!!!! Diamond: Who? DJ Khaled: DJ KHALED!!!!! WE THE BEST!!!!! Diamond: Ooooooooh, what’s up Khaled? DJ Khaled: YO’ I’VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOUR WORK!!!!! AND I THINK YOU DA BEST AND I THINK WE CAN MAKE THIS A MOVIE TOGETHER!!!!! Diamond: Hell nah, nigga. I’m not making no movie with yo ass!
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Diamond: I’ve been thinking about that too. But I’ve been with them my whole career.
Textin’ is no longer safe now that OZONE’s dangerous minds have hacked the system.
DJ Khaled: BUT U THE BEST!!! U CAN BE BIGGER THAN TRINA!!!!! U CAN BE BIGGER THAN EVE!!!!! U CAN BE BIGGER THAN BEYONCE!!!!! U CAN BE BIGGER THAN OPRAH!!!!! U!!! U NIGGA!!! U THE BEST!!! Diamond: U r right. Have you been talking to Lil Scrappy? That’s the same thing he said. DJ Khaled: LISTEEEENNNN!!! I REPRESENT UNITY!!!!! I REPRESENT THE HOOD!!!!! I REPRESENT THE GHETTO!!!!! I REPRESENT U! BUT NOT CRIME MOB!!!!! HATED ON MOSTLY, THAT’S NOT A CLASSIC ALBUM! BUT WE THE BEST, THAT’S A CLASSIC ALBUM!!!!! Diamond: I do got 32 flavors of that bootylicious bubblegum, I probably should go solo. I do think I’m best! Khaled: NO!!! WE!!!! Diamond: Who? Khaled: WE, NIGGA!!!!! WE DA BEST!!! AND THAT’S WHY I THINK YOU SHOULD BE ON MY NEXT ALBUM. IT’S CALLED….IT’S CALLED….I DON’T EVEN KNOWING WHAT IT’S FUCKING CALLED YET!!!!! BUT IT’S GONNA BE DA BEST!!!!! Diamond: Ummm. Ok. Can Scrappy be on it too? Khaled: NO! HE’S NOT THE BEST!!!!! WE DA BEST!!!!! GOD LOVES ME!!!!! - From the Minds of Eric Perrin and Randy Roper
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*This is just a joke. No, we didn’t really hack into anyone’s sidekick.
DJ Khaled: NOOOOOO!!!!! NOT THAT KINDA MOVIE!!!!! YOU KNOW, A MOVIE, BABY!!! LISTEEEENNNNNN!!! I KNOW YOU’RE WIT’ CRIME MOB BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD GO SOLO!!!