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lock ENT’s Hood Figga judges good pussy and shuns over-aggressive groupies—all while trying to keep the juice-box wet, wet, wet.
Has your sex life changed now that you’ve got a record deal and a video on TV? People think you’re actually on the TV every time they see you on TV. They think you’re in the TV. It’s crazy. Girls are like, “I watch you on TV every day,” but I only [recorded the video] one time, and I’ve never been on 106th & Park. It does something to some people, you know, you can really see a gleam in their eyes. I’ve been a boss before this shit, but that’s one of the things that turns me off; women that act like that. I don’t like that shit. That crazy glitz in their eyes, that crazy-ass glitz. I’m like, what the hell? That turns me off. Why does it turn you off? Do you think they have an ulterior motive? Everybody has a motive, whether it’s, “I wanna try to lock this nigga down,” or, “I wanna get freaky with this nigga,” or, “I can make some cash tonight because this nigga might trick off,” or just to say, “I fucked this nigga that’s on TV.” Women look at men sometimes the same way that men look at women, you know, and I just don’t want to be the slut. I don’t want women to slut me out. (laughs) So the overly-aggressive groupie-type women aren’t your thing Yeah, that’s a total turn-off when a girl keeps calling you like, “I got your number from my cousin who knows your homeboy, and I’m a model,” and I’m like, “Why are you calling me?” Or when a woman approaches you – sometimes there’s nothing wrong with a woman who knows what she wants, but if she’s over-aggressive, that’s not womanly to me. Where’s the challenge at? What type of female is challenge and makes you want to chase them down? Somebody who’s in their own zone and does their own thing. If everybody shops at the same place, wears the same thing, gets their hair done by the same people and gets their nails done the same way, it doesn’t matter which one of y’all I pick – you’re all the same, talk the same, walk the same, act the same, watch the same things on TV. I want something different.
pussy. And if she drops her drawers and that shit smells, it’s over. I ain’t even gonna waste my time, pa’tna. What’s your definition of good pussy? It’s more than just the pussy. It’s the whole vibe from the beginning to the end; everything about this bitch sexually turns you on. Everything, everything, and it’s some good pussy. (laughs) Do you have any celebrity females on your hit list? I choose not to disclose that information. (laughs) But personally, no. I don’t want any of ‘em. It’s some bullshit anyways. Them hoes put make up on and make themselves pretty and give themselves some kind of halo glow. You could see it on TV and it fucks you up. For real, any ordinary bitch off the street could be sexier than them. I just keep it gangsta. I’m a regular ass nigga, a hood nigga. This industry is funny to me. It’s like a cartoon. Do you have any advice for our readers as far as safe sex and getting tested? It’s very important to get tested on the regular so you can be aware of what’s going on. It’s a part of caring about yourself. Love yourself; wrap it up. You want to be able to be here for your family, and if you don’t have a family yet you want to be able to have a family. Watch your kids have kids, you know? The world is ugly, man. Stay strapped up. Care about yourself. //
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If a woman called in to the Groupie Confessions hotline with a story about you, what do you think she’d say? She’d say, “That nigga a G. That nigga’s a gangsta; he go hard.” It’s cool with me though. I ain’t disrespectful. I don’t disrespect nobody because I don’t want to be disrespected. Do you think rap music in general is disrespectful to women? There’s a lot of controversy lately surrounding Hip Hop music and some of the lyrical content. Music is just an expression. Your voice is supposed to be an instrument; it’s supposed to match with the music. The vocals should be a message, and people express themselves however they want to. It’s up to you to listen or like it. Most of the time it’s not that serious. Some of the saddest, sickest [lyrics] you’ll ever hear are from country music. Ain’t nothing happy about that shit. Rock music is the same way. Alternative music, all different kinds of cultures and vibes and languages, all different kinds of shit. I guess all the attention right now is on Hip Hop because we’re making a lot of money. Other than that, it’s not disrespectful. That’s just like saying that the Girls Gone Wild infomercials are disrespectful. Those are little kids, college girls. Call ‘em what you want to call ‘em, but they’re little kids, and there are old men staying up all night watching that shit. So I don’t know. The world’s crazy, man. If your girl told you she had a girlfriend, what would your reaction be? It depends if she told me before or after we started fuckin’ around. If she told me after, I’m mad. I mean, you coulda just told me that from the beginning. If that’s just something you just pop up on me, shit, what else are you going to pop up on me? That means you’re no longer my girlfriend. You’re just a friend that’s a girl. You’ve got to be honest with me. Keep it gangsta with me from the beginning because I’ma keep it gangsta with you. What if you found out a girl you were dating was actually married? Nah, I don’t play with women that’s married. That’s bad karma. Do you have a favorite position in the bedroom? It all depends on the build and shape of the woman. Every position ain’t gonna work the same for every girl because each woman is shaped differently. Have you had any bad sex experiences? Nah, I’m a pretty good judge of something that might not be right. I’m from the hood, man, so it’s signs and all kinds of shit that you can pick up on before you eve go there with a woman. It’s like a natural instinct. I can look at a woman and tell if she’s got good pussy. I can tell if she’s a freak just by the way she looks. I can tell if she’s clean or if she’s nasty or if she’s got good
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