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he Nashville Nympho narrates the worst pussy he’s ever chased, sex on X, and his relationship with R&B songstress Monica.
If a girl called in to Groupie Confessions and said she’d had an experience with you, what do you think she’d say? (laughs) She’d say, “That nigga there fire. That nigga good than a muthafucker.” If a groupie had the chance to run into Young Buck, she ain’t gonna have nothing but good shit to say about me. What does it take for a groupie to get a chance to run into Young Buck? For one, she can’t let it be known that she’s a groupie. She might slide by if she’s an undercover groupie, but just a regular groupie that’s pushing in line to get at a nigga? It ain’t gonna happen. She damn sure gotta look good. She can’t want nothing from a nigga, and she’s gotta take care of herself. What’s the difference between an undercover groupie and a regular groupie? Some groupies are straight up, the type that’s pushin’ in line and basically pressin’ the issue of gettin’ with you. The undercover will be more on the sly, until you get their ass in the bedroom and then the groupie comes out of her. But most niggas are gonna accomplish what they wanted to accomplish by the time the undercover groupie comes out of her, and then it’s like, “Bitch, be gone. You a groupie.” It’s what she does that makes you determine if her approach is on some groupie shit. I consider “groupie shit” like, pressing the issue to get with a nigga. If she’s pressing to get an autograph signed, I wouldn’t consider them a groupie. But if it’s a muthafucker that you really don’t know that’s pressing the issue of fuckin’ you, they’d be looked upon as a groupie. So if someone comes at you too aggressive, you don’t like that? That’s a slight sign of a groupie. I’m probably not the only nigga in her life that she feels that way about, wouldn’t you think? If she approaches me like that, then what would you think she’s after? Being on the road with G-Unit I’m sure you’ve came across some crazy groupies. What’s the craziest thing a female has said or done to get at you? I had a female that I really wasn’t trippin’ on fuckin’ with her and when I woke up, shawty had camped out in front of my hotel room door. I walked out gettin’ ready to check out and I damn near stepped on her head. (laughs) Sleepin’ by the gotdamn door. When we were overseas there was one girl and we wouldn’t let her on the bus so she threw a fuckin’ cold drink, a canned cold drink that hadn’t been opened yet, and that shit busted the window open. We had to go through the whole tour with the front window busted open. I done had my share of groupie experiences. You’ve been linked to Monica and a few other celebrity females. Are there any other celebrity relationships you’d care to speak on, or any celebrity women you’ve got your eye on? Monica was the only [celebrity] relationship that I enjoyed. Anything else you heard about, it really wasn’t ‘bout nothing. Probably just something that happened or it was good for the time being for whoever it may have been with. But, at the end of the day, Monica was the only relationship I enjoyed. It was something that was real. Even today, we ain’t really have no reason not to fuck with each other. As far as anybody I’m lookin’ out for, I ain’t lookin’ for love. I’m kinda like married to the money at this point; I’ve got so many different things going on business-wise. I have my own label, my own clothing deal, my own watch, and shit like that. I’m really focused on tryin’ to get it. It’s a popular trend now for females to write books about the celebrities they’ve slept with, like Superhead. How do you feel about that – do you think they’re doing what they gotta do, or snitching? Shit, at the end of the day, females are gonna be females and niggas are gonna be niggas. In that situation, I guess if a muthafucker was speaking on my name and it’s the truth, hey, do what you do. But if it’s something false, you’ve gotta think about the other people involved. If a person is speaking the truth you should feel good about what you’re doing, if that’s the route you choose to take. Sometimes a muthafucker can be so fucked up in the situation and forget that a lot of the individuals they speak on and tell lies about have families and a life just like them. So try to keep the shit as real as possible, that’s what I’m sayin’. As far as the Superhead girl, at the end of the day, I don’t really recall bein’ with shawty but she put it down for me in the book so it sounded like I might have done ran into her. (laughs) You were in Superhead’s book? I don’t remember that part. She said Buck had the best dick she ever had in her life. That’s what she said about me.
So how does Young Buck like to fuck? I don’t like to do too much work. I like the shawty to get on top and ride that dick. Then, I’ll turn that ass around and hit it from the back. Have you had any bad sex experiences? I had a gal that I had really, really wanted to fuck with, and then once I did get that pussy – or was ‘bout to get the pussy – man, that shit was stankin’! I was like, gotdamn, man, a nigga went through all this to get to some gotdamn stankin’-ass pussy? Y’know, it really wasn’t worth it. That type of shit right there is the shit that made a nigga stop bein’ a fuckin’ player. Did you hit it anyway? Man, hell naw. What kind of question is that? I told her ass to jump in the shower, and while she took a shower, I left. Like a real G. She shoulda washed that muthafucker in the first place. Do you put on your own music during sex or what kind of music would you put on to set the mood? Whatever’s goin’ down for the moment. If the TV’s on, I’ll listen to the TV. If the music is on, I listen to the music. I don’t have to have anything on to get in the mood. When it’s goin’ down I’m focused on the pussy, and I ain’t really focused on nothing outside of that. I’m focused on gettin’ mine and makin’ sure she gets hers. What’s the most creative place you’ve had sex? I got some head in the movie theater; that was some gangsta shit. You can get head while you’re in the drop-top Chevy and that’s a feeling that’s out of this world. Gettin’ chewed up with the top dropped, that’s a real good feeling. Do you get a lot of sexy text messages or naked pictures sent to your phone or Myspace? I get my share of bullshit, I don’t know. Probably no more than you get. Have you ever tried ecstacy during sex? I done experienced it, yeah. I don’t need it to do what I gotta do, but I done experienced it. I ain’t do nothin’ but grind my fuckin’ teeth all night. It made me grind my teeth all night, but I ain’t even gonna lie, it do make you tear the pussy up too though. The X do work. What’s the longest you would wait to get some pussy from a female you were dating or talking to? It ain’t no time limit on it, straight up and down. It’s just about what I want or what fits me. I’d respect her more if I didn’t just get it off top. So if you hit it the first night would you still kick it with her after that? Depends on what she’s about, who she is, what she’s got going for herself, what her ambition is, the looks, it depends on the whole thing. If your girl told you she had a girlfriend, what would be your reaction? I’d be madder than a muthafucker with her cause she ain’t brought me in the middle of that shit yet. I’d be like, “Why the fuck you ain’t let me know this shit a long time ago? Call her and tell her to get her ass over here and let’s go hard.” (laughs) What if you found out a girl you were dating was actually married? Would you still mess with her? I mean, shit. It depends on how much I’m feeling her. If I’m really feelin’ her it wouldn’t stop it. Eventually the divorce part would come, but if I was really feelin’ her I wouldn’t let that be a reason for me not to fuck with her. My morals are different. I ain’t the one to go to war behind a female, and I feel like a female shouldn’t go to war behind a man. To each his own. If it’s meant to be then it’s gon’ be and if it ain’t, then it won’t. Are you talkative in the bedroom? I might tell you I love you when I’m up inside you, baby. It depends on how good the pussy is. If the pussy ain’t good I ain’t gonna say shit, but if it’s good I might tell you I’ma give you the world. Can you think of anything crazy a female has said to you during sex? I had a female scream out her old man’s name, straight up and down. I done had a few things happen. A female damn near choked herself, damn near threw up on the dick one time. Do you get tested regularly? You damn right. You’ve got to, man. I’m a strong believer in practicing safe sex, and if I had to recommend a condom, it would be the Magnums. For me they fit very good. I ain’t had too many of them shits pop on me. Safe sex, keep yourself tested, and take care of your kids. //
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