Ozone Mag #62 - Dec 2007

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Disclaimer: These “groupie confessions” are anonymous, so we cannot verify if they are true or not. All details (cities, club names, hotel names) have been removed. These stories do not necessarily represent the opnions of OZONE Magazine. These stories did not necessarily occur recently, so if you are currently seeing one of thse fine gentlemen, no need to curse him out. If you have a celebrity confession, send an email to feedback@ozonemag.com or call 404-350-3887 to tell your story.

MASE Okay, it started at the club. We were at the club and a bunch of other artists were there. Me and my friend ended up going to the hotel [where all the artists were staying] after the club and as soon as we pulled to the front, Mase was standing there by the entrance. I’m real talkative, so me and her walked up to him and were talking to Mase. He gave me his book to hold, that lil’ notebook where he had all his lyrics and stuff. I was going through it and reading parts of it. So we left from the front and went upstairs, me, my friend, and Mase. We went upstairs, whatever, little chit chat. He came in the room and turned on the lights, no TV [on], nothing, it was like, get to the point. So we ended up on the bed and he laid down and we all knew what was up. He was just like, “What’s up?” It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know what was about to go down. The funny part was that he thought he was gonna get the whole threesome experience, but no. I don’t do girls. I’m not into threesomes, but it was funny how we swindled his ass real quick because he thought that was gonna pop off. With me and her, it ain’t nothin’. It was just a matter-of-fact thing. She just hopped on him so fast when he whipped it out, and I was in the room too, so I was like, okay, fine. She was actually riding him and his head was in between my legs and I’m like, rubbing his shoulders while he’s rubbing on my titties, all that extra bullshit. He came in like ten minutes. It wasn’t that long, trust me. His dick was regular, medium. Nothing grand or spectacular. It wasn’t something I’d actually remember. It was just regular, medium sized, but it has a little lift to it. She looked like she was really enjoying it, to be honest. I knew she was enjoying it but she was trying to be funny with me, rolling her eyes and shit like he was whack. She was really doing all the work. She was really, really riding him and he was all into it. She’s rolling her eyes at me because he’s too distracted, looking at my tatas, to be paying attention to her. Of course there was a condom involved; none of that bullshit. He thought he was gonna parlay with me [afterwards] but I was like, “Nah, we ‘bout to leave,” or whatever. Before we left, he got her number and stayed in contact with her. He came back [in town] a few days later when he was on his way back to Atlanta to be with his family. She went back to see him and brought her roommate. He never talked about being married or being a preacher until she came over there with her roommate. Her roommate is like a buttahead – everything looks good but her face. So when he saw her, he was like, “Damn.” Me and her are caramel complexion, you know, we’re cute, but her roommate isn’t all that cute. She’s real hood.

So my homegirl told me he had a straight pissy attitude when she came over the second time, like, “Where’s the other girl you were with?” When her roommate sparked up a blunt he got real pissed, like, “That’s wrong. Don’t do that.” So the first time when it was just me and her, he was real nice and ready for us to come up to the room. I guess when she brought her roommate the whole vibe changed so she ended up leaving. He was trippin’ talkin’ about all that “y’all shouldn’t be smoking” and “save your soul” type shit.

DEM FRANCHIZE BOYZ (BUDDIE) I met Buddie backstage at a show. I was just chillin’; he was dancing all funny and shit so I was laughing. He had that verse talking about “Check my feet, you ain’t got these,” and I’m a shoe fanatic. He’s cute. He’s tall and thick and sexy; he’s appealing. So he came over and we talked for a second and he’s like, “Cool, holla at you later.” He got my number and we hadn’t even left [the concert] when he started calling me talking about, “Where you at?” So me and my friend went to the afterparty, we got in with Too $hort, and after that I called them like, “Okay, we’re coming now.” It was just Buddie and Pimpin’ in the room with double beds. The room was so fuckin’ nasty, dirty, it had clothes everywhere, shoes everywhere, laptop. I’m not gonna say where my friend was [with Pimpin’] but you can figure it out for yourself if it’s one room with double beds. So Pimpin’ and my friend went other places so it was lights out. You know those chairs that have the little table set, like an eatery? He had me bent over the gotdamn chair and was thinking he’s really doing something. I was just trying to decide, Do I feel your dick or not? It wasn’t all that. I was trying to make him hurry up and cum so I could hurry up and go. My friend was obviously enjoying hers [with Pimpin’] but I thought I was gonna fuckin’ pass out, like damn, hurry up. He was alright; he just wasn’t pounding me. It was just like, okay, hurry up, “Did you cum yet?”, fake moaning, you know, one of those things where you’ve gotta fake it to make it. But shit, I guess it was good for his ass cause next time he came [in town] he was calling me and had his crazy ass baby mama calling me. He was like, “Man, my baby mama is crazy.” He was like, “Nah, man, I don’t fuck with her but she just be on my dick cause of my status.” Obviously he’s still fuckin’ her for her to be trippin’ like that. The second time [I saw him] all of the Franchize Boyz were there, minus the little fat one. I was on my period so I just came over to chill and he got mad about that. I haven’t really talked to him since then. //

“SHE JUST HOPPED ON [MASE] SO FAST WHEN HE WHIPPED IT OUT... SHE WAS ACTUALLY RIDING HIM AND HIS HEAD WAS IN BETWEEN MY LEGS.”

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