OZONE EXCLUSIVE Textin’ is no longer safe now that OZONE’s dangerous minds have hacked the system.
diddy & joc Diddy: Joc, did U pick up that Press Play yet? Joc: Yeah, P. Diddy, I got it. Diddy: I told you muthafucka, its just Diddy Joc: Oh, yeah, my bad. Diddy: I’m wit the boy Fabolous right now, I think y’all should do a song together. Joc: I’m already done with my album. Diddy: Fuck that! Fab is the truth, he’s helpin’ me pick out my next single. Joc: Well maybe we can fit him in somewhere. Hey Diddy, I think I want a new chain. Diddy: Well did you go pick up Press Play yet? Joc: Yeah, I got that, but I’m talkin bout a new chain, something big. Diddy: Press Play is something big, it’s a monumental album, go grab another copy, you won’t need a chain then, cuz that album got all the shine you need. It’s a classic. Joc: Yeah, but… Diddy: If you stop bitching about a damn chain I might put you on the next remix of “Last Night.” Its gonna be the Latin remix, I’m gonna have Ricky Martin and Shakira on there, you know Spanish? Joc: Naw, but I know I want a new damn chain. Diddy: Did you help me pick out a new single yet for Press Play? Right now I’m feelin like its going to be “Through the Pain” featuring Mario Winans or “After Love” featuring Keri Hilson. But I want you, Yung Joc, to decide for me. Stop by www.myspace.com/diddy to vote for your choice. Joc: Okay, but why U always hijacking my Myspace page to promote your album? Diddy: cus niggas need to get that press play and help Diddy pick his new single. Joc: I’m gonna change my password and remove you from my top 8 if you keep doing that shit. Diddy: If you do that then I’ll have your ass out there like Black Rob and Da Band. Joc: Who? Diddy: My point exactly, I own all your publishing. Take that. Joc: I’ll just buy my own chain then. Diddy: God Bless-P.Diddy Joc: I thought it was just Diddy? Diddy: Just go pick up that Press Play. - From the minds of Eric Perrin and Randy Roper (Photos by Julia Beverly)
* This is just a joke. No, we did not really hack into anybody’s sidekick.
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