OZONE EXCLUSIVE
nelly
Textin’ is no longer safe now that OZONE’s dangerous minds have hacked the system.
jd
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baby JD: Hey, what up (Seven minutes
sponse.)
pass with no re
rried are you. I’m wo JD: Baby, where e. fin I’m maine, Janet: Hello jer
about you.
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Janet: Hey sexy , I heard you we re Nelly: Ms. Jack son? How you fin in ATL. d out? Janet: Lil’ guy told me you we re here. Nelly: Who? Janet: jermaine, silly Nelly: Oh shit, I’m wi
t that nigga rig ht now. Janet: That’s th e problem, lol. Nelly: What you mean that’s th e problem? Janet: You’re su pposed to be ov er new toy and ev erything, you go here with me. I got a tta come see me Nelly: Oh, shit… . well what abou t my derrty JD? Janet: Oh well, poor him. That ’s just the way Nelly: Damn, no love w this is a real dilemma lil’ ma goes ma. Janet: I just wa nna hold you, kiss you, suck yo ride you, feel yo u, taste you, u, make you co me Nelly: Damn Ms . Jackson you na too. sty. when can we ma ke this shit happ If you serious then en? Janet: Anytime. Anyplace, I don’t don’t tell jerma care who’s arou ine, my next al bum’s not done nd. But Nelly: Okay, I’m yet. fin and then be on na drop this nigga JD off at th my way. We on ly got a few ho e movies nasty cuz I gotta urs to pick JD back up after Dreamgirl get s is over. Janet: Hurry!
meanwhile...
So-So much.
* This is just a joke. No, we did not really hack into anybody’s sidekick.
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