Ozone Mag #52 - Dec 2006

Page 97

That’s how cool I am, We kickin’ it on the first night and I make ‘em feel real comfortable. “Yeah, baby,” stuff like that. That’s just how I am. And then when they see we ain’t gonna be together, they’re like, damn. It’s some husband and wife type shit. So you’re a romantic dude, but also a heartbreaker. I’m not a heartbreaker. I’m just confused right now. But I can get attached to somebody. I’m a funny muthafucker when it comes down to my feelings. I don’t want no girl playing with me, so I just really gotta be careful. I be thinking that everybody’s gonna try to do some stupid shit to me. I keep myself preserved; I guess that’s one of my downfalls. I know what a girl will do to a guy, because I used to be the other guy. [laughs] What’s your favorite position? From the back. I gotta do it from the back. I don’t know what’s up with me hittin’ it from the back, but if you aren’t hittin’ it from the back, you aren’t really having sex. [laughs] You got to hit it from the back. What’s the craziest thing a groupie has done or said to get at you? I mean, it’s the usual, really. It ain’t nothing too crazy. But I could tell you what I seen though. I seen this chick that had bear claw hands, black nails, shawty, and the inside of her hands was black. It looked like she walked to the hotel on her hands. And once she got into the hotel she got on her feet and was sittin’ there waiting for me. I don’t know what the fuck was going on with her. She looked like she came to the hotel on all four. Them thangs had fungus on them. What’s the most creative place you’ve had sex? Out on my balcony on the 26th floor of my penthouse in Atlanta. It was in the morning and cars was going by. We was just naked on the balcony. How old were you when you lost your virginity? I think I was in the 9th grade. I coulda gone for it in 8th grade but my pubic hair had not grown out yet so I decided to wait. I was so player; I been had my swagger. The girl didn’t know I was a virgin. She thought I had been doing it, but I wasn’t. She kept wondering why I pushed her to just give me head. I really just didn’t know where to stick it at. She never did know I was a virgin. What’s the sexiest part of your body? My whole body. You gotta see it, shawty. You gotta see it one day. Once you see it, you’ll know what’s going on. I got a big-ass scar on my stomach, too. That shit looks good. I got shot, you know, so that makes it look more edgy. Have you gotten any crazy groupie voicemails or text messages? Hell yeah, we be getting crazy voicemails. The most memorable one was a chick that called me and sung the whole Beyonce song “Irreplaceable” and then at the end she was like, “Nigga, come get your shit.” I ain’t have nothing but a goddamn tank top [that I left over at her house]. What’s the difference between groupie sex and wifey sex? Groupie sex is that shit where it’s like, everybody knows what’s going on and it’s cool. “Come give me some, and I’ll get some next time I come around.” But the sex with your old lady, it’s like, “Baby, I’ma fuck you real good and I’ll be back home soon, okay?” Do the groupies have to work their way up to you through the entourage? Nah, we don’t really get down like that. Everybody just gets ducked off. We’re all real player about the situation. We used to do that shit when we was younger, but now we just get our chicks and couple off and have a good time. We all sit down and have a little kush session and then we break off. We go have our fun and wake up the next morning and talk about it. What’s the biggest group sex experience you’ve had? I done had about five girls in the bed before. It’s real easy, everybody participates in doing something and I’m gonna make my way around to all of y’all. See, you have to be the man about the situation. First of all you’ve gotta get a big ol’ pack of like 24 Magnums and then you get some kush and patron and make sure everybody’s on the same page. My girl really do have a girlfriend, that has a girlfriend, that has a girlfriend. So you really have to be the man; you get her and then they start doing they thing and tell them “Y’all two come here.” It’s real simple. The girls are gonna listen to you because they like you, and they like girls. They wanna get down. They really pleasing theyself; it probably ain’t even about me, they just pick me to be that guy. Have you ever videotaped yourself having sex?

I don’t do the videotape thing cause I’m not really that much of a show off. Not to say that I wouldn’t do it. I could tape it and let it float around and I’d be cool with it. I’d love for somebody to make a tape of me fucking five bitches, that’d be a big show off. The moral of the story is that I’m just having fun. This shit will not go on forever. It’ll be cut out in a couple hears, I hope, and we’re gonna get on with our life. We’re having safe fun. Speaking of safe sex, do you get tested regularly? You have to keep yourself straight. I have to keep myself straight, cause you never know. I strap it up, that’s why magnums come in a gold pack. They real, real sturdy so you don’t have to worry about that shit. Trojan made them nice brand magnums, extra large, please. It’s real easy to find them in the store. As you’ve been traveling, what city would you say has the best females? ATL, baby. I can’t even lie. Ten girls to one guy, ATL got the best ladies hands down. But Texas got some bad ass muthafuckin’ girls too. Boy, they tight. It’s just a different breed of women. Do you have a racial preference when it comes to women? It doesn’t matter, but I kinda like Chinese women. I got a thing for Chinese women. I’ll marry Lucy Lu. If she ever reads this article, let her know that I be dreamin’ about her, shawty. I used to dream about her when I lived in Bankhead in the projects. I might have been in the projects, but me and that lady was together in my mind, shawty. Lucy Lu. Are there any other celebrity women you want to get with? Hell yeah, I wanna mess around with Sandra Bullock. I’d hit Avril Lavigne, and Rihanna is gonna get it. If I see her one more time, I’m gonna say something to Rihanna. But it’s just something about the way a Chinese lady looks that’s got me fucked up. I think I wanna marry one of them muthafuckers. You could get a Chinese mail order bride. I wouldn’t do that. I wouldn’t order no girl from China. That’d be fucked up. I want an American Chinese girl that can speak the language, and I don’t wanna just order the bitch, I wanna meet her naturally. I wanna see her and walk up to her and say something to her. What would you say? What’s your best pickup line? I’m not really good with game like that. That’s why girls fuck with me, cause I don’t really know what to say. So I end up saying something stupid and it’s cute to a girl. It works every time. I might say the wrong thing and then I’ll apologize, so they’re thinking, okay, this nigga got a little sense plus he dresses well, so hey, call me. But I don’t really know. I don’t really be trying to pick up girls. I’ll be quiet. I’ll ignore a girl. I ignore them; that’s how I get a lot of girls. Act like you don’t them. They’re thinking, I am too cute for him to be walking past me. So they grab me. “What’s your name?” [laughs]

of big ol’ pack . a get “you gotta , kush, & patron magnums 4 2 like do have a girl , really my girl has a girlfriend friend, thathas a girlfriend.” that Is there anything you want to do sexually that you haven’t done yet? I’ve done it all. I would love to get married. After all this shit, you know what, I still do [want to get married]. I wanna be in love with a chick and marry her and get old and have kids, but for right now, I am having a bunch of fun. Young Dro a.k.a. Porn Star. So any single Chinese girls should holla at you. Yep. I got a myspace page where they can holla at me, www.myspace. com/youngdromusic or my website www.youngdromusic.com. I don’t check it much, but you know, I’m finna start. I ain’t really no laptop guy or computer guy. It wasn’t no computers in the trap so we didn’t play with them, but I get fan mail and stuff and I read it. Is there anything else you wanna say? Yeah, wrap it up. That’s the way to go have fun and do what you do. Make sure you pay attention to what you do so your dick won’t fall off. I have a lot of fun, but it’s nice clean fun. Let ‘em know that. 97


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