are normal –
I don’t be eating and shit, but I do prefer to have my cake.
So you’re not “normal”? [laughing] Most niggas are normal. She was like, aw, naw, I didn’t know it was like this, I gotta chill.
No eating? What if they do it for you, you won’t return the favor? This is what I tell people: don’t do it [for me] because you expect it in return. Do it out of the kindness of your heart. [laughing]
What are you trying to say? You’re working with something serious? I’ll let your ass holla at females from the past.
Not even for wifey? I’m a real nigga, so I’ma keep it all the way real with you. When it comes time for a nigga to settle down, that’s what that is. But right now that ain’t nowhere near what I’ve got going on, so until I find that, hell naw. That shit even a factor right now. Some niggas out here who do that shit don’t even understand how that makes them look retarded.
So she didn’t want to get hurt. The funny moment was just her comment. Her exact words were, “Oh, fuck naw.” That was it. Well, what about voicemails or text messages? You gotten any interesting groupie messages lately? I be getting that shit all the time. I don’t even be knowing how they get ahold of my number. I think I get the worst messages on myspace though. I get them so much, it’s not even one that I could single out. I get them messages on the regular. So the best way to get at Trae is through his myspace page. Yeah, they might get lucky. I don’t actually do my myspace, but some nights I might get bored and [log on] there myself. If I see something that’s worth paying attention to, that’s a good way to get at me. What makes you pay attention? The thing that turns me on the most about a female is probably their legs. That titty shit don’t cut it for me. I tend to talk to a lot of light-complexioned girls. I don’t know why, that’s just what I’m used to. In your experience, what’s the difference between different races of girls in bed – black, Hispanic, white, Asian, etc.? I haven’t been with no hellafied white girls. I’d say Hispanic girls and white girls tend to like it rougher. Black girls don’t really like that rough shit. So the asshole gets down in bed? You beat ‘em down and shit, pistol whip ‘em? [laughing] Hell naw, I ain’t gon’ do ‘em like that. But I do what I need to do. What about the grill? Does your grill come out during sex? It can, but not all the time. Shit, sometimes I don’t even come out my shoes. Damn! In a hurry like that? Yeah, but my hurry is still a long time. I take my time. If I’m in the car or I’m in a room and I ain’t tryin’ to be sittin’ in the room that long, I do what I do without taking off my shoes and get ready to send ‘em on they way. What’s the most creative place you’ve had sex? In the movies, on the top deck.
You think returning the favor makes a man look retarded? We don’t think so. I know you don’t. It’s different for a nigga though than for a female. That’s just what it is. That’s not fair. Yes it is. We’ve got excuses. What if a girl is on her cycle? You can’t do nothing with her, but she’s still gotta fulfill her obligations. You won’t do anything with a girl if it’s that time of month? The only thing she can do is give head. If any nigga do that, he’s nastier than a muthafucker. Mark my words. I said that. That’s gayer than a muthafucker. That shit wasn’t meant to be done. God didn’t put that shit there for that. If a girl called our groupie confessions hotline about you, what would she say? I don’t know. I don’t have those problems because I don’t fuck with them type of females. I don’t believe half that shit [in the groupie confessions]. Sometimes they’re telling the truth, though, and some of these niggas need to be exposed. Some of that shit is lies, though. If a bitch did do that shit to me, I wouldn’t be mad at that hoe. I’d just come to realize that hoe is riding my dick so much that she’s gotta take time out of her schedule to think of a story to tell y’all. But I wouldn’t recommend that y’all publish that shit, cause if it pisses me off it’s gonna be all hell to the world. I don’t get pissed off that easy, not until you push them buttons. But when you do hit them buttons, that’s your ass. If a bitch takes time to do that shit, I’m gon’ find that bitch. I’m gonna dedicate my day to finding that hoe for lying and slap a bitch dead. But if she was telling the truth, I can’t be mad.
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That’s some high school shit. Yep, that’s exactly when it happened.
Have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? Hell naw. That’s how niggas set theyself up for failure.
Are you into porn and strip clubs? Nah. I did strip clubs all the time. If I got a chick that wants to watch a flick, I can do that, but other than that, nah.
Okay, on a serious note, we want our readers to be informed about HIV/ AIDS testing. Is that something you do on a regular basis? I get tested for AIDS twice a year, and for regular shit I get tested every couple of months. I recommend everybody do that. When that girl started the rumor about Houston rappers [having HIV], shit, if you interview a nigga from down here and they haven’t taken their test, something’s wrong with them.
Do you have any fetishes or anything weird that you’re into? I ain’t with all that. Some niggas do crazy shit, but I’m straight. I don’t need nothing complicated, none of that extra shit. The way I look at it, them niggas that have to do that extra shit had to be the ones that came up not getting no pussy. So they’re experimenting, doing that extra shit. I ain’t with all them fetishes. I don’t even want to get into that shit. Is there anything you want to do sexually that you haven’t done yet? That’s a good question. I want to get with three girls at one time. I guess you’ve done two then. Yep. I haven’t done three though. It ain’t shit til you do three. How would that work? Sounds complicated. It’d be more them doing them, and I’d just pick whoever I want at the time. Would that be having your cake and eating it too?
So nobody was looking at you sideways when that rumor came out. Hell naw, man, see, I’m respected like that. I don’t fuck with any and everything. A lot of these niggas go out of town to different cities and they’re so happy that hoes want to get with them, they go to the first thing moving. That shit ain’t smart at all. Think about how that bitch is running up under you – with the next nigga she’ll be doing the same thing. I’m not trying to call ‘em “bitches” and “hoes,” I’m just being real. Anybody who dedicates themselves just to fuck someone who’s got a name, yeah, that’s a bitch. That’s a trifling muthafucker. Anything else you’d like to say? Tell ‘em to hit me up with a message on myspace.com/TraeThaTruth if they badder than a muthafucker and single. I need somebody real. Tell ‘em to say [in the subject], “JB sent me.” I’ll pay attention to that. 91