P The Greatest FuAGE 69 ck Songs of 20 by Randy Rope r
x Shawnna “Gettin’ Some”
Luda was right: Who would have thought a song about gettin’ some head would be all over the radio? DTP’s First Lady was all about women empowerment and the power of the P.U.S.S.Y. This Too $hort looped track had men everywhere ready to give Shawnna some oral satisfaction.
x Cam’Ron f/ Lil’ Wayne “Suck It or Not”
After the show, the party, and the afterparty the question is, you gon’ suck it or not? While Weezy was “chillin’ like the Scarecrow looking for some brain,” Cam’ron went to work with exact directions on how he likes his Lewinsky: “Lick, suck, deep throat, stop, cough, hop on, hop off, lollipop off.” Damn, Cam, anything else?
x T-Pain f/ Twista, Pimp C, Paul Wall, R. Kelly, MJG, and Too $hort “In Luv Wit’ a Stripper” (Remix) T-Pain got an all-star cast of freaky rappers and R Kelly to come clean and confess their love for strippers. Strip clubs are one of rappers’ favorite pastimes. No one wanted to admit that they loved a stripper until now. I guess rappers really do love them hoes.
x Akon f/ Snoop Dogg “I Wanna Fuck You”
Akon didn’t beat around the bush. No wining, no dining, no Ying Yang Twins style whispering, he was straight up “I wanna fuck you.” But Akon’s a singer, so he makes these words sound so soulful.
x Janet Jackson f/ Khia “So Excited”
Oh yes, Janet (Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty) has rediscovered her sexy side. In this track, JD’s girl calls on Ms. “My Neck, My Back” herself for a little assistance with the nastiness. Janet slips in a few sexy lines that go unnoticed and Khia delivers her usual Florida-style freak lyrics on this JD-produced, Herbie Hancock-sampled track.
x Rasheeda “My Bubblegum”
Make no mistakes about it, this song is not referring to the type of bubblegum you get from a quarter machine at the mall. Rasheeda’s bubblegum comes in one flavor – peach - and it’s guaranteed to be juicy fruit.
x Young Dro f/ T.I. “My Girl”
Dro took the line, “My girl’s got a girlfriend” and made a banger with it. On this one, Dro and T.I. go back and forth about the perks of having a girl with a girlfriend down for the get down.
x Pitbull f/ Ying Yang Twins “Bojangles” (Remix)
At this point, it’s safe to assume any rapper from Miami is a damn freak. Pitbull does little to debunk this notion, teaming up with the Ying Yang Twins to tell the ladies how much they love to lick it, lick it.
Justin Timberlake f/ Timbaland “Sexy Back”
Despite the fact that you’ve probably heard this song, or references to it, more than your own voice over the last three months, it’s still a hot track! JT and Thomas Crown (Timbaland for all you non rap fans) really struck gold with this one (actually platinum), and now even little ol’ ladies are bringing sexy back. Renew the life insurance policy and whip me if I misbehave.
x Cam’Ron “Wet Wipes”
Wet Wipes, which are manufactured by the Kimberly-Clark Corporation has supposedly reported an immense increase in their stock prices since this Cam’Ron song hit the airwaves. With all the money Cam has made for them, you’d think they would throw him a little change, right? Nope. Well at least his song made our list.
x T.I. “Why U Wanna”
Don’t leave your girl around Tip. On this track the King of the South was smooth in his approach, but just like everyone else, he was just trying to hit that ass. You know how Tip does, he tells them what they wanna hear and doesn’t take “no” for an answer.
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x Yung Joc “Knock It Out”
There’s no subliminal messages in one of the hottest fuck tracks of the year. Mr. “It’s Goin’ Down” boasts on how he “beats the pussy up like an old beat machine” and likes all “kinda hoes, some go to Spellman, some dance with no clothes.” Plus, he is even nice enough to give ‘em Tylenol when their jaws hurt. What more can you ask for?
x Kelis f/ Too $hort “I’m Bossy”
Anytime you have Too $hort on a track, the song is going be at least remotely related to fucking. The always sexy Kelis proves once again why she has Nas so damn whipped. After watching this video we can’t even hate on the homie from Queensbridge.
x Lloyd f/ Lil Wayne “Want You”
Lloyd laces this track with unbelievable vocals reminiscent of something found in an old-school love song, and Wayne rips it well enough to preserve the sexiness of the track while still adding a rough edge. You could either fuck to this song or make love to it, it’s up to you.
x Remy Ma f/ Ne-Yo “So Good”
Remy may look like a hardcore chick, but she needs to get broken off too. She brought in Ne-Yo (a certified freak), and together they created one of the best Fuck Songs of the Year. If the label had shot a video for this single maybe Remy’s album wouldn’t have tanked.
x Trap Squad “Tea Bag that Hoe”
How can you not like a track when the first line is, “Drop them nuts all in her throat”? Though you’re more likely to hear this song playing on the opening credits of a porno than on the radio, it’s a hot song nonetheless.
x Juvenile “Rodeo”
This R. Kelly sampled track is a smooth follow-up to Juve’s 2004 smash, “Slow Motion,” although missing a Soulja Slim hook (R.I.P.) and a better video. Though it may have never topped the charts like Juve had hoped, it has definitely earned a spot on our list.
x Ludacris f/ Pharrell “Money Maker”
This lead off single was hot enough to secure Luda the “Number One Spot” on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart. Although this track is technically a club banger, lyrics like, “I just wanna take a little right on your curves, and get erotic giving your body just what it deserves” make this a great song to do more than just “bump to.”
x Nelly Furtado f/ Timbaland “Promiscuous”
Traditionally, this is not the type of song you would find in an OZONE list, but it was too hot not to make this years “Best Fuck Songs of the Year” list. And if you think about it, a promiscuous girl is nothing but an educated way of saying hoe, anyway.
x E-40 f/ T-Pain and Kandi Girl “U and Dat”
Fortywater had to bring his best Bay area slanguage to get that monkey, while T-Pain was “shaking, sticking, and moving” for it. And Kandi Girl popped up to ask the question, “What you gon’ do with this pussy?” Fuck around with Forty and he’ll “knock the breaks off that pussy.”
x Rick Ross f/ Rodney “Hit U From the Back”
Rick Ross broke down how he treats a lady before he puts her in his favorite position on this Runners-produced ode to back shots. Ross treats his women sort of like his cars; he’ll “hit it, hit it, hit it hard.” Believe that; he’s a big dude.
x Sean Paul f/ Keyshia Cole “Give It Up”
Don’t be fooled by the thick accent and the dance rehearsal in the video, Sean Paul was trying to bust something down and Mrs. I Should Have Cheated seemed game. That Jamaican accent always gets the girls horny.
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