Ozone Awards 2007 special edition

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NOMINATED FOR BEST RAP ALBUM (WEST C)AST)

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People You Should Never Call A Bitch Photo by D-Ray

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Mo’Nique She’ll talk so bad about you, you’ll wanna kick your own ass. Layla Ali She will kick your ass for real and might even knock you out. Queen Latifah You don’t want Dana to ask you, “Who you calling a bitch?” Serena Williams She’ll bitch-slap you with a tennis racket, and I know you’ve seen her arms. Mike Tyson Just don’t do it. Steven Jackson You’ll get an instantaneous “NBA bad guy with a bad temper” ass whoopin’.

Pam Grier She might have a flashback and turn into one of her movie characters and fuck you the fuck up.

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Lorena Bobbitt She’ll cut your dick off.

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Julia Beverly She’ll write a sarcastic editorial about you, and your picture will never be in OZONE again.

My Mama

First, I’ll talk about your mama and your grandmamma, your aunts, sisters, and all your female cousins on a nasty-ass Too $hort rap. Then my brother Wayne Loc is gonna Hannibal Lecter you. So, Don Imus and all the rest of you non-certified wannabe pimps, watch who you call a bitch. Might be your ass!

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