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White Girls I Really Wanna Hit As told to Randy Roper Photo by Julia Beverly
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Angelina Jolie Her lips…God damn! She got black girl lips. Every black dude that look at her be like…God damn! Ain’t like she’s super fine but those God damn lips.
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Jennifer Biel She’s just solid. She got a black girl shot. She’ll be good club material. You can walk in the club with her. Michelle Pfeiffer She ain’t the finest but she was in Scarface. That’s classic, she did a G-movie for the hood. And she’s always had the hood movie for the black folks, so she’s like the Bill Clinton of white women.
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Jessica Alba She’s fine as a muthafucka and her lips are always shiny. She don’t got big lips but they’re always shiny.
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Julia Beverly She always got fresh Air Force Ones on, she keeps a tight little shirt on that shows off her tits and nice little jeans that shows off her white girl ass.
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Diane Sawyer She’s classy as fuck. Diane Sawyer keeps on a new fucking outfit. She don’t wear the same shit twice. I gotta have at least one classy chick.
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Britney Spears She got black folk tendencies. She’s in and out of rehab. She’s got a tight little body. On top of that, she tried to kick off her dude’s rap career. If I was fucked in the game I could go with Britney, pretend like my career is getting back on point and spend her fucking money.
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Mariah Carey I don’t think she’s a fine chick but Mariah Carey, just for the scandal of it. Just for the record sales, I just wanna get caught with her in an elevator somewhere, just for the good look.
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Lindsay Lohan She’s done a lot of ghetto shit, so I know we would get along. She’s a fucking drunk. I can party with Lindsay Lohan. She fucks cars up and leave them right there. And her bank is right. And her weight fluctuates - sometimes she’s fine, sometimes she’s anorexic.
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Coco T Williams
No disrespect to Ice-T but that muthafucka is bad. She knows that shit, that’s why he’s just running around flaunting her. You can put a drink on her ass. Keep it real, all black dudes wanna hit some white girls. If we’re going to make this a better world, we’ve got to start sleeping with the white girls.
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