Bad Jobs #1

and behavior, but I assure you it was long enough.

I got shook back to life when the door flung open suddenly.

Someone flicked on the lights and asked me to drive this guy to the hospital, the request reassuring me that the apocalypse had truly come, and that I was to play some major role in it.

I forgot to mention that the un-perforated lysergic piece of paper I had eaten earlier on in the evening had been provided by some temporarily transplanted trippy troopers from Ber-zerk-ly, Cali-forn-ia staying in and around our area. I also forgot to mention that, aside from seven other humans, the house had dogs. It had cats, too, but the dogs are what is relevant here because 8