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I mean when it was all said and done it was a very simple column. Um, some of the judge’s comments I felt were extremely generous, I think Nina loved the back, it was, well, you’re gonna look at something, yeh, look at the back. But it was not well constructed, in fact I’d said to them, when we were still up in the workroom, are you gonna steam this?

“Oh we already did.” You did? And then I looked closer and I realized that all the puckering was because of how it was sewn. Um, but of course Vincent playing the martyr, “I had to do it alone, if I’d had some help it wouldn’t have happened.” Give me a break, save it.

Um, and then these ridiculous epaulette sleeves, I mean, talk about “beam me up Scottie,” I mean, where were they going? To Judy Jetson’s birthday party? Um, it was, it was just a ridiculous kind of thing. But thank god she wasn’t wearing a hat, because you can imagine what that would of looked like. Um, and if Angela had been helping, I’m sure Vincent could have done a hat. We wouldn’t have wanted to see it.

Our winner is Kayne, Tim Gunn’s Podcast (a reality chamber opera) © Jeffrey Lependorf 2007

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Tim Gunn's Podcast (a reality chamber opera)  

an opera libretto by Jeffrey Lependorf based on a podcast of "Project Runway" fashion guru Tim Gunn, in which designers compete creating a g...

Tim Gunn's Podcast (a reality chamber opera)  

an opera libretto by Jeffrey Lependorf based on a podcast of "Project Runway" fashion guru Tim Gunn, in which designers compete creating a g...