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NEWS
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Synthesized cannabis is dangerous, and shouldn’t be allowed for human consumption.
8 . News Nuggets 11 . By the Numbers 12 . OR Passes Measure to Allow Rec Purchases from Medical Dispensaries
Departments 30 . Growing Culture 32 . Destination Unknown 33 . Profiles in Courage 34 . Recipes 36 . News of the Weird
WEB Exclusive! UK Legalization Petition Earns Enough Signatures to be Considered by Parliament
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concentrate ReviewS 16 . Dispensary highlight 18 . Cool Stuff
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Study Shows the Majority of Ethics Boards Rule in Favor of Lawyers Utilizing Legal Cannabis
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letter from the editor
Publisher Jeremy Zachary Editor-In-Chief Evan Senn associate Editor Ashley Bennett Editorial coordinator Victoria Banegas
Leading by Example
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rom time to time, I forget my manners. Raised by rebellious hippies from a conservative Southern family, proper manners were introduced but not demanded. Nowadays, I try to be on my best behavior for every circumstance, but every now and again, I revert to just being me. Though as strange as I feel myself to be, very few people seem to notice the difference; but, those who do, remind me to remember my situation and the proper behavior for that situation, by leading by example—always a powerful learning tool. That subtle tool is how most people learn behavioral skills and how we politely function in appeasing other people’s expectations. Comedian Reggie Watts reminded me of this solid aspect of human behavior during our exclusive interview with him for this issue. The interviewer asked Watts if he was always in character, even in everyday life, and he responded by telling him that he doesn’t think he is in character, but he does occasionally give the audience what they are looking for, whether it’s over-the-top ridiculousness, musical comedy, absurd stories or whatever he feels they need. I think we all do that, to some degree. We tend to act however is appropriate for the environment or situation at hand. Seems logical in everyday life, and seems even better when a comedian is in tune with his audience that way. The government, however, seems
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to have a hard time with this behavioral tactic. Seeing so many states put up so many different cannabis legalization and access bills and petitions every month shows us what the people want. Numbers may vary from time to time, but as cannabis prohibition is entering its 78th year, and with the many stats and studies and facts that show the majority of Americans are in favor of cannabis legalization, it would seem that the federal government has poor judgment in trying to read their audience and give the American citizens what they want. Many organizations are predicting 11 more states to go fully recreational in the near future, and with the non-stop dedication and hard work by the cannabis community in states like Florida, Nevada, California, New York and many more, I think that’s an accurate prediction. As infuriating as it is, we can only hope that our federal government learns to follow the examples from our local initiatives sooner rather than later. Keep faith in the people, in the example, keep believing in the inevitable growth of this movement and we can make it a reality together. c Sincerely,
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State Cannabis ordinance approved in Scappoose
After months of deliberation, the Scappoose City Council has approved an ordinance that will allow medical cannabis dispensaries to operate within the city. In April, Scappoose became the first in the county to approve its business licensing program for medical cannabis dispensaries, but while reviewing one dispensary’s business license application, the council cited a conflict with federal law—the language in the city’s code, like many other cities and counties, requires that all businesses must follow the laws on the local, state and federal levels. Thanks to many patients who voiced their opinions, the Scappoose city council passed a 4-3 vote that approved a code ordinance, which will now allow an exception for businesses that comply with the Oregon Controlled Substances Act. The ordinance went into effect in mid-August.
Recreational cannabis approved for Ashland
The Ashland City Council made no move to block the sales of recreational cannabis at a recent meeting, thus allowing cannabis to make progress. Sales in Ashland will begin on October 1, along with the rest of the cities and counties that have not blocked the
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progress of cannabis. According to Daily Tidings, the Ashland City Council showed little interest in fighting for prohibition, especially when the city’s subdivisions voted 78-22 in favor of the recently passed Measure 91. The Ashland Planning Commission is also reviewing the local regulation of cultivating cannabis plants. Currently, Ashland already has three medical cannabis dispensaries.
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to examine the patient, review past medical records and history, as well as provide follow-up care. Currently, the pending cannabis program is expected to be adopted later this month (with patient registries established in December or January), ultimately becoming available in the first half of next year.
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World Chilean votes to decriminalize cannabis
Chilean lawmakers just took a vote on Health Code and Law 20,000, which replaces Law 19.366, taking Chile one step closer to allow its people to grow small amounts of cannabis for medical purposes. The vote was a whopping 6839 in the lower house of congress, which was followed by cheer and applause. Previously in Chile, cannabis offenders who were found guilty of planting, selling or transporting cannabis in the country led to a punishable offense, with a maximum punishment of 15 years in prison. According to the bill, citizens would be allowed to grow up to six plants at home for medical use (with no more than 10 grams in their possession). Also, if passed, the law will legalize recreational cannabis as well, according to El Mostrador. Chile follows the suit of other countries, such as Uruguay and Jamaica, which also decriminalized cannabis. c
First medical cannabis clinic opens in Maryland
The Maryland State medical cannabis program isn’t expected to become operational for another year, but the state’s first clinic has opened in Annapolis. With an estimated 100 patients ready to obtain their medicine, the clinic owners believe opening up this early allows them to begin building the patient-doctor relationship in preparation for when the program officially begins, according to The Washington Post. Once active, the commission would require physicians VISIT US AT
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10.7 1,500 4 3 15 100K The expected amount of money, in millions of dollars, that will be earned in cannabis tax revenue for the fiscal year 2016 in Oregon: 10.7 (Source: Portland Sun Times)
The amount of money, in dollars, that it will cost to obtain a cannabis dispensary licensing permit, which is required to sell cannabis after October 1: 1,500 (Source: Willamette Week)
The number of years that the Oregon Medical Marijuana Business Conference has sold out of tickets, including this year: 4 (Source: Lady Bud)
The amount of money, in millions of dollars, that the Oregon recreational cannabis industry is projected to be worth in 2020: 500 (Source: INC.com)
The amount of money, in millions of dollars, that a New York real estate firm paid to purchase an Oregon utility building with intent to lease it out for medical cannabis, recreational cannabis and hemp production: 3 (Source: Marijuana Business Daily)
The number of years that it took the state of Nevada to allow patients access to medical cannabis since they voted to legalize it: 15 (Source: The New York Times)
The number of signatures required to be gathered for Florida’s second push for cannabis legalization: 100,000 (Source: The Florida Times-Union)
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The number of organizations approved to grow and dispense medical cannabis as part of the Compassionate Care Act in New York: 5 (Source: WGRZ.com)
Oregon Medical Marijuana Business Conference Now returning for its fourth year, the Oregon Medical Marijuana Business Conference is back once again to talk about cannabis. The industry’s top experts, attorneys, entrepreneurs, activists, politicians and other professionals will be gathering to share their knowledge and learn from others. Attendees, both new to the industry as well as veterans, are invited to be educated on the state’s cannabis laws and how it will affect them in the coming months, listen to famous speakers, with plenty of opportunities for networking—but it’s not all about seminars and shaking hands. On the entertainment side of the conference, attendees can wind down from a long day of business with a few nightly events (to be announced).
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What: Oregon Medical Marijuana Business Conference. When/Where: Sat, Sept. 12-Sun, Sept. 13. Hilton Portland & Executive Tower, 545 SW Taylor St., Portland. Info: Visit www.ommbc. com for details.
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Oregon is Figuring it Out
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Within the last several years, cannabis legalization has become a legitimate hot topic of interest across the board. Four states–Alaska, Colorado, Washington and Oregon–as well as the District of Columbia, have legalized the plant for recreational use, but that forward movement didn’t come without opposition. In the journey towards cannabis reform, political leaders and the public at large have oftentimes seen themselves at odds with one another. While some political leaders in the aforementioned states publically disapproved of cannabis decriminalization and particularly recreational legalization, residents showed up in great numbers come Election Day, eventually showing their elected leaders how favorable cannabis reform was for the majority of community seeking legal progress in regards to the plant. This history of resistance and conflict surrounding opposing viewpoints on cannabis has generally divided regions; however, a new collective and a cooperative tone seems to have overtaken one state. Oregon’s Measure 91 approves for those 21-and-older to possess up to one ounce of cannabis on their person, up to eight ounces in the home and to privately cultivate up to four plants. Unfortunately, provisions in the initiative have delayed the state from opening legal recreational dispensaries, initially, proposing an operational date of October 2016. Essentially, cannabis for recreational use is now legal in Oregon, with simply no designated markets to serve the demand. The dilemma mirrors the current situation in District of Columbia, where the City Council has been thwarted by
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Measure SB-460 passes to allow recreational cannabis purchases from medical shops
Congress in their efforts to establish licensed growers and sellers. However, according to an Oregon newspaper, Hood River News, the state legislature decided to remedy this issue by enacting a shortterm solution–on October 1, 2015, the state will allow for its existing 300-plus licensed medical cannabis dispensaries to begin selling to adult recreational smokers. The new measure, entitled SB460, is a welcomed one, as it shows the state’s interest in serving the community’s needs by utilizing the available and legal
resources at their disposal. Oregon Governor, Kate Brown, told NORML, the measure is a “smart solution to a short-term logistical problem,” adding, “If marijuana is legal to use, it shouldn’t be illegal to buy.” The law will allow for recreational purchases of up to one-quarter of an ounce per transaction from any of the licensed medical dispensaries while the Oregon Liquor Control Commission continues to move forward with issuing recreational licenses in the coming new year. c VISIT US AT
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STRAIN + edible + concentrate POP Cart
California and Oregon-based market leaders POP Naturals build on their success in oils with the launch of their POP Cart—a pen-sized vaporizer to use with the oil line. POP Naturals’ POP Cart is glass instead of plastic, with a dual coil, and color-coded silicone seals—red for sativa, purple for indica, green for hybrid, and blue for CBD. The sturdy, quality pen vape pairs perfectly with POP Naturals’ deep line of CO2 oils like this Cannalope Haze, DNA Genetics’ 95 percent sativa. It can be great for preventing the onset of a migraine in some patients. We got a very clean, CO2 hash oil taste that was sweet, peppery and light. POP Naturals sets the bar for purity, with no co-solvent in its extraction, nor additives in its final oil. It is simply a patient’s best friend.
Available wherever: POP Naturals’ products are carried.
Available AT: New Vansterdam Med in Portland.
Brian Berry Cough
A local hybrid with a potpourri-citrus flair, this flower can be found at the new dispensary in Portland, called New Vansterdam Med. It has 21.67 percent THC and .06 percent CBD, and can be a wonderful strain for times when focus and concentration are needed. You will become clear-headed, not foggy like with many hybrids. It is a hard hitter for sure, and after my first toke I realized why it had the word, “cough” in its name. The taste is very earthy, reminiscent of a flower garden. A great bud for everyday use and for smoking socially, this would be useful for treating appetite loss and depression.
Unidentified Hash Oil
Available AT: Human Collective in Portland.
This murky looking oil is a grain alcohol extract made at Laughing Lotus Farms in Klamath Falls. It can be found at the Human Collective in Portland, and the price is very affordable. It can be eaten, drank, smoked, vaped or dabbed. The texture is easy to work with, but very sticky, so a dabbing tool is recommended. It was tested by Cascadia Labs and was found to have 45.27 percent THC. A good oil for those looking to save some cash, and you don’t have to have a nail and torch to get a good effect. It has a smoky flavor and a diesel smell, and a little goes a long way.
grön - Exceptional Medicated Chocolates
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“Fine artisan milk chocolate with roasted almonds, dusted with sea salt.” Just the description of this delicious bar will get your mouth watering. It has 425mg THC, making it an extremely powerful medication. The ingredients are fair trade sourced, and the bar is made with 45 percent cacao. The taste is rich and smooth, with the perfect almond crunch. Tested by Rose City Laboratories, there are also 6.1mg CBD and 38.9mg CBN. This is definitely a medical grade edible, and should be taken in small portions. Great for all sorts of ailments; from extreme pain and anxiety to insomnia.
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Dispensary HIGHLIGHT
Fresh Buds INTERVIEWED: JAY BAKER (OWNER)
10 SE Main St. #C, Portland (503) 477-4261
www.freshbudspdx.com How and when did your dispensary start up? Our Group bought Fresh Buds on December 31, 2014, and we have been riding the bull ever since! What’s the story behind the name of your dispensary? Fresh Buds was our first choice for a name, but destiny and fate picked Fresh Buds, and karma has smiled on us ever since. What does your dispensary offer patients that they can’t find anywhere else? Strains, strains and more strains! Location, location, location; and 100 percent customer satisfaction. How would you like to see the cannabis industry in OR evolve? We already see rapid growth to fill demand, and we think consolidation
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will take place, as large players in the industry consolidate the grows and dispensaries under larger corporations. Watch for the big cigarette and alcohol companies moving into the space through acquisitions very soon! What are the biggest challenges you face in this industry as a dispensary? Supply, quality and regulations. What is the one thing you want patients to know about your dispensary? I want them to know that we will provide whatever assistance they need. Whether it’s a question on dosage to a certain vendor, a product they may want or what works better for them. We want to figure out how to treat the ailments that this plant can provide relief and maybe a cure for our patients. What is the most important thing you hope to
accomplish while in the MJ/ MMJ community? We want to become more involved in the industry and be a part of what Oregon really stands for. I believe this state can set the example for other states in this new green era. I want to be a part of something great and from what I can see Oregon is the place to be! c
Top-Selling Strain: Obama seemed to be a big hit for a minute, then Gorilla Glue crept up from behind. It’s really all about the strain on special. Top-Selling Concentrate: My top selling concentrate would have to be Proper. They work such a great deal to get their name out there so it works. The deal is buy two 1g cartridges for $70, then get 1g of Proper for free. You can’t beat it. That’s a $40 savings. Top-Selling Edible: The top selling edible would have to be the Sour Botz. The come with two bots that tell you exactly what to eat and how much you’re eating based on the head, feet and body—the perfect dose. They have a total of 150mg in them for $15. VISIT US AT
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cool stuff Cali Crusher
Priding itself on being a designer grinder, Cali Crusher is the newest top selling grinder on the market. Made from medical grade Aerospace aluminum with indestructible radial cut blades, its 4-Way quick-lock feature is bar none, eliminating cross-threading incidents and jammed situations. The screen is even removable and upgradeable with the use of a small hex key. Cali Crusher has taken every problematic feature of the classic grinder and redesigned it for overall improvement.
Atmos RX Jump
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PRICE: $59.95 MORE INFORMATION: www.atmosrx.com
A powerful herb vaporizer, the AtmosRx Jump is super durable and a lightweight, durable and compact vaporizer. Its 1200mAh battery helps the Jump be one of the most consistent herb vaporizers we’ve tried in a while, and its hard anodized heating chamber makes sure that the vapor is rich and smooth. This little guy is simple and easy to use too! A great addition to any vaporconnoisseur’s collection.
PRICE: $49.99 MORE INFORMATION: www.o2vapes.com
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The first accessory of its kind, Bevel turns your ordinary smartphone or tablet into an amazing 3D camera. Bevel is the world’s first attachment capable of capturing real 3D photographs on any smartphone or tablet. Other 3D attachments create the illusion of 3D by enhancing the depth of an image, but fail to capture a file that you can actually use. You can even use Bevel for 3D printing! Bevel uses an eye-safe laser light, and the existing camera on your Android or IOS device, to capture photographs in a whole new dimension.
o2Vape Slim Pack
Now, you don’t have to worry about your pen dying out, or getting dirty, or being too bulky to carry with you everywhere you want to go . . . the o2Vape Pen is a buttonless pen with a sleek style and versatility. Its atomizer is transparent, and doesn’t give any burning taste, leakage or wait time to heat up. With open sourcing, you can use your favorite oils in this pen, or get some of o2Vape’s products. Weighing less than 3 ounces, you’ll never know it’s in your purse or pocket until you need it.
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entertainment
Release Date: September 11 Available on: Wii U
Super Mario Maker Dev. Nintendo Pub. Nintendo
Sure, the Wii U isn’t known for its graphics—but it has a viable collection of amazing games that play on your nostalgia. As a part of the franchise’s 30th anniversary, Nintendo is releasing its very own level creator called Super Mario Maker, where players can turn the same old Super Mario Brothers levels that they know by heart into difficult, and at times, almost impossible to complete levels. Choose from a variety of old and new game and course styles, add items and obstacles to your heart’s content, and share your levels with friends!
High Royal Headache Whats Your Rupture?
Marking its first record in four years, High sees Royal Headache, hailing from Sydney, Australia, taking the torch that it lit with its self-titled debut, and running with it as fast as its legs can carry it. Royal Headache absolutely explodes off the record and releases some of the most powerful and moving rock and roll music that one might ever hear. The guitar playing is frenetic and ferocious, the rhythm section lands on their beats with unrelenting commitment and dedication, and the singing of the band’s vocalist, Shogun, is nothing short of breathtaking. (Simon Weedn)
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Medical Cannabis Complete Edition - From Marijuana to Synthetic Cannabinoids Michka Mama Editions “Native Photographers and the Edward Curtis Legacy”
International expert on plantbased medicine, Michka has joined forces with a plethora of other experts in the cannabis realm— Prof. Raphael Mechoulam, Prof. Manuel Guzman, Jorge Cervantes, Robert Clarke and many more, to create a well-rounded book about the worldwide legalization and medical movement for cannabis therapies. The book includes the most frequently asked questions about cannabis, conditions it could help, the respective differences between THC, CBD and CBN, and the natural history of the plant as well. It covers the latest legislation all around the world, the available pharmaceutical medications derived from cannabis or from synthetic cannabinoids. This is very illustrative, insightful and complete educational text about medical cannabis. (Alex Bradley)
Oliver Stoned Lighthouse Home Entertainment Dir. Tom Morris
Oliver Stoned follows a few harrowing days in the life of the titular character, Oliver (Seth Cassell), as his tendency to get as high as humanly possible during his every waking moment undermines his job at his dad’s auto-detailing shop, losing track of a valuable vintage car that he’s responsible for. Joined by a rag-tag ensemble of ridiculous friends, including a whole host of up-and-coming actors and one over-the-top villain, Oliver Stoned breaks out of the usual stoner comedy cycle, and actually takes viewers on a trip through wild days and personal evolution. (Simon Weedn)
With the recent news of Native Americans being given the chance to begin cultivating cannabis on tribal lands, “Native Photographers and the Edward Curtis Legacy” gives Portlandians an in-depth view of Native American people and culture. Featuring photography by Zig Jackson, Wendy Red Star and Will Wilson, three Native Americans who strived to tell the true stories of their culture. Many of their photographs follow dialogue from Edward Sheriff Curtis’ book, The North American Indian, and viewers are invited to glance at the lives of America’s indigenous people. Curtis’ book, which was only published in limited edition between 1907 and 1930, details the cultural practices and traditions of over 80 Native Americans. Over 1,500 photographs compliment the book, with many images reproduced into large-scale and beautifully rich quality.
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What: “Capturing Indians” exhibit. When/Where: On view through May 2016. Portland Art Museum, 1219 SW Park Ave., Portland. Info: Visit www. portlandmuseum.org for details.
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Reggie Watts ambles into our interview wearing a t-shirt announcing “Good Morning” and the disarming, wideeyed wonder of an otherworldly being just fallen to earth. A fiercely intelligent yet uncommonly warm man, Watts is a ludicrously talented musician, versatile vocalist and famously 420-friendly surrealist comedian—often simultaneously. Over the past quarter-century Watts has sung, played, rambled, rapped and beat-boxed his way to becoming a one-man genre of eccentric, often disinformation-based comedy punctuated with multilayered musical compositions created live on stage using a digital looper. Between tunes, his restless, easilydistracted wordplay and absurdist life view—exploring everything from the intuitive interface of Mexican mapping systems to the Happy Mondays in ever-changing accents and languages—is equal parts psychedelic, stimulating and flat-out funny. Born in Germany to a French mother and an AfricanAmerican airman father, Watts spent his infancy in Europe before the family settled in Great Falls, Montana. A veteran of Seattle’s music scene, most notably as frontman for
soulful rock/hip-hop collision Maktub, he moved to New York’s Lower East Side and shifted his creative emphasis to comedy (albeit often musical comedy) in 2004. His intrinsic cuddliness enhanced by a heroically explosive ‘fro and beard, Watts makes eye contact easily and palpably relishes the stimulation of meeting strangers. His career ark has been slow and steady yet not without significant landmarks. Following two Comedy Central specials (2010’s Why Shit So Crazy? and 2012’s A Live in Central Park) and appearances on the likes of Conan, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel Live, the admirably-uncompromising comic earned a co-starring spot on IFC’s Comedy Bang! Bang! series, a role he recently relinquished to become bandleader and announcer for The Late Late Show with James Corden. With his hard-earned, YouTube-ubiquitous hipness now percolating the mainstream, the eternally-curious comic is currently staying in Los Angeles (where the Late Late Show is recorded) while frequently returning to New York to visit his girlfriend. We caught up with him somewhere between the two to chat.
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You’re known as a “dis-informationist.” Does that mean that everything you say during this interview could be untruths? It could be. Although I would say, with interviews, I tend to probably go towards 98 percent truth. And even my untruths are kind of highlighted and have quotes around them.
way, the analogy of a starship is just to recognize the fact that we’re alive and the fact that we’re able to do what we do is amazing—and that’s a thing that I never want to lose sight of.
Your stage show has been billed as 100 percent improvised? Is that literally the case? Oh definitely, yeah. I mean, I could try to have a structure, but I would most likely forget about it. It’s easier for me to not have anything in my mind and go on stage. Obviously, I’ve been doing it enough times that I that I have, like, six different ways that I could start—I could start loud or I can start soft, or I can mess with the microphone or I can go straight to the keyboard. There’s these types of things . . . but, the content itself is improvised.
New York Magazine described your performances as “comedy for the Internet Era.” What influence has the internet had on your work and how different might your performances be without it? When I think about how performed when I was in high school, in the ‘80s, pre-internet . . . during that time I was very influenced by Monty Python. Monty Python had the ability of turning on a dime realities and contextualizing things instantaneously—or doing a slow cross-fade from one idea to the other, so it’s very psychedelic. So, I was inspired by that and when I would do my comedy I would improvise. Whatever came into my head, I would do—I wouldn’t be afraid that it didn’t make sense. Fast forward to the internet age, [my performances] actually came into resonance with the internet, because the internet allows you to follow your whims and things suddenly changes or it glitches-out . . . So, what I do on stage is very similar to how you would navigate the internet, just based off of your curiosity and the availability of choices. So, I think that I just kind of lined up when that happened.
A few years ago you said that you like to pretend you’re living in a starship. Has that starship landed yet—or is it likely to anytime soon? We’re on a planet, in space, so we are all on a spaceship. So, in a
In your everyday life, do you switch between accents and languages? Oftentimes I do, yeah. It’s a bad habit and people sometimes think it’s annoying.
So is your stage persona a character or is it you? Or are you always in character? Are you in character right now? I don’t think it is [a character]. I mean, I think people think it’s a character because it’s ridiculous. I definitely go into a mode where I’m like “how ridiculous can I be?,” but I never really think of it as a character.
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Your style of comedy is far from traditional, yet your career is flourishing. Do you feel that you’re having to earn acceptance not just of yourself but also of a whole new genre? That was a fear I had when I first moved to New York and I made a conscious decision to focus on comedy instead of doing music . . . I wasn’t sure how they were going to receive me the first time I went up [on stage, but] they just loved it! They saw that I was a silly human doing really dumb shit and people were like “we know where you’re coming from.” Even though what I’m doing is different than what they do, we all share that, like, “this is the maximum dumbest thing you could be doing on stage right now.” So, I found my “family” very quickly and I would worry at times that I was leaning on music as a crutch too much, but I never worried about what I was doing verbally on stage. You’re now the bandleader and announcer for The Late Late Show with James Corden. What are the joys and challenges of that role, compared to those of your solo live performances? It’s kind of funny . . . I show up [at The Late Late Show] and always I’m aware of the fact that I’m like “Where am I right now? How did I get this gig?” And then I’m like “Live from blah, blah, blah,” and “Give it up for . . . !” So, all these instincts kick in where I have the awareness of the fact that what I’m doing this is ridiculous and I kind of play into that and try to make it different, try to make it fun. You’re performing at the Teragram Ballroom in L.A. on September 25. What should Angelenos who perhaps haven’t seen you live before expect? I don’t know what to expect . . . I know I’m going to show up and I’m going to soundcheck for 15 minutes and then hopefully people will turn up and I’ll get to perform for them. These are the only ingredients I know—always the case [and] better that way. Your first EP was called Pot Cookies and you’ve talked on stage about using “the doobage application” every day. What role does cannabis play in your life and creativity? It plays a pretty major role in that, for me, THC and creativity has a lot to do about shifting my perspective and also kind of reducing the obsessiveness that I tend to have about, like, efficiency or problems. It puts me in a zone that’s more momentous
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and so, in that case I’m allowed to kind of relax and see things from a little bit more of a childish perspective or pure curiosity. I mean, it would happen without cannabis, for sure, but the nature of how much stuff is coming at me constantly, it really does help to kind of throw me off and kind of destabilize me so I can actually really feel something as much as possible. So you welcome that destabilization? Definitely. I tend to prefer edibles more than smoking. Lately I’ve had some “unknown” edibles—that I’m not sure what the quantity is, so, I’ve gotten way, way, way, way out into space. [But] if that does happen, I’m just going to look at it as a challenge—to, like, try to keep my thoughts together. It’s almost like wearing a weighted backpack and running up stairs . . . It’s like added resistance to my training regimen—mental training regimen. How do you time your cannabis ingestion relative to your performance? I’d say it’s about 60/40—60 percent I’ll have some form of THC and 40 percent I’ll go on [stage] without it. I don’t notice a difference too much in the beginning. Generally, what I do if I’m going to plan on having an edible, I will eat it just before I go out on stage or I’ll eat it when I get on stage, in front of everybody. So when I do that, it comes on slowly, as we all know, and that kind of affects the performance towards the back end and that’s kind of interesting to me. Because sometimes I’ll be on stage and . . . it’s nice to be confused and a little bit worried about how I’m going to come up with something, because that weirdly causes me to focus and generate different possibilities than I would sometimes if I weren’t on it. Do audiences find Reggie Watts funnier if they’re high? Is this “stoner humor”? I mean, for sure. But, in so far as Monty Python was stoner humor . . . [although] a lot of those guys weren’t really big stoners— they just loved sully, psychedelic stuff. They were probably more fans of Salvador Dali— and Dali wasn’t a drug guy either. My goal, no matter what I’m doing, I think of it as I want to create experiences that are amazing when you’re high, but also make you feel like you’re high if you’re not high. I’m trying to get to a place where it really makes you feel like you’re somewhere else or you’re inside your own mind kind of on your own journey . . . I want everybody to feel some kind of a high. c VISIT US AT
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The dangers and use of synthetic cannabinoid compounds may be on the rise, according to reports from both government organizations and respected media sources. Just a few years ago, the news was flooded with stories of zombie-like individuals wreaking havoc after getting high on bath salts. Similar reports of people with super human strength that appear to be impervious to pain and completely out of their minds are appearing in the news once again, but this time it’s reportedly in the name of synthetic cannabis. Called spice, K-2, fake weed or by many other names, “‘Spice’ refers to a wide variety of herbal mixtures that produce experiences similar to marijuana (cannabis) and that are marketed as “safe,” legal alternatives to that drug,” according to the National Institute on Drug Abuse. In reality, this shredded plant material and chemical additives are
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not for human consumption, and they are responsible for psychoactive effects that are often dangerous to one’s health and safety. This potentially lethal substance should not be marketed as a safe alternative to cannabis—nothing could be further from the truth. >>
“This potentially lethal substance should not be marketed as a safe alternative to cannabis—nothing could be further from the truth.”
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“In reality, this shredded plant material and chemical additives are not for human consumption, and they are responsible for psychoactive effects that are often dangerous to one’s health and safety.”
An August report on Yahoo News shared that between April 1 and July 31 over 1,900 individuals were hospitalized in New York State after consuming synthetic cannabinoid compounds. It’s no surprise when stories occurred, like how one man under the influence of synthetic cannabis used his bare hands in attempt to stop an electric saw that the police were using to break open his door. It was a bloody situation to say the least, as shared by New York Police Department Commissioner William Bratton during an August press conference. During this press conference, the NYPD also showed two videos to demonstrate the psychotic effects synthetic cannabis can have on a user. The first video showed a naked man who smashed a hole in a wooden fence using his fist, while ranting. He was then sprayed by pepper spray and tacked by officers. The second video was of another man, also naked, crouching in the street while screaming frantically at the ground below him.
These reports of hallucination and complete lapse of judgment experienced by synthetic cannabis users are not uncommon. Many users have reported psychotic effects that range from severe anxiety and paranoia to hallucinations. Other negative health effects reported by users have been vomiting, confusion and agitation. This drug has also been known to cause rapid heart beat, raise blood pressure, reduce blood supply to the heart and has even been linked to causing heart attacks in specific cases. While there is a lack of information regarding the effects of synthetic cannabinoid compounds on the human brain because studies have yet to be performed, the federal government continues to crack down on this public health and safety issue. The five active chemicals used
in synthetic cannabis were made federally illegal as Schedule I Substances in 2012 by the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA). Although it is illegal to buy, sell or possess any of these chemicals, spice manufacturers are constantly attempting to use different cannabinoids and chemicals to work around the system. This forces the DEA to keep the list of banned chemicals updated frequently. Although illegal, it appears that synthetic cannabis use is on the rise. The Center for Disease Control and Prevention published a report in June 2015 that might suggest an increase in the use of synthetic cannabis. According to the CDC, a recent study concluded a 229 percent increase in calls to poison control centers regarding synthetic cannabinoid in January to May 2015, in comparison to the calls in January to May 2014. The report also noted the increased rates of injury and deaths by the drug have increase three times to that of last year, making this year’s death toll at 15 so far. In addition, the report stated the number of available synthetic cannabinoid variants have increased, and many of these variants are much more toxic than before. The CDC believes this report might suggest that synthetic cannabinoids can be considered an emerging threat to public health, which should lead to strengthening efforts to eliminate these products in order to protect the public. Synthetic cannabis use may appeal to some people because it’s inexpensive and doesn’t show up on drug tests, however it is not a safe alternative to natural cannabis by any means. Stay away from synthetic cannabinoid compounds, and it might just save your life. c
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by Ed Rosenthal
growing culture
Experimenting
with Far-Red
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n late June, I placed four 730nm (far-red) lamps over several plants to see whether I could induce early flowering by turning them on at dusk. The controls were exposed to natural light during the day, but not the far-red lamps at day’s end. It is now early August. The experimental plants have been under the influence of the far-red lamps for more than five weeks. The results were unexpected. The far-red light did not speed up flowering time. I still think the theory is valid, but I don’t think that these lamps delivered enough intensity to trigger the phytochrome reaction I was looking for. However, without realizing it, I had set up another experiment. I had placed a 300-watt induction fluorescent in the middle of the experimental area so that some of the plants received five hours of extra illumination during lighted, but shaded parts of the day. None of these plants received the far-red light treatment. There was also a third group of plants that could be considered a control. They were on the other side of the fluorescents, opposite the far-red light treatment and received neither far-red nor extra light. The result was that the flowers on the plants receiving the supplemental fluorescent light were more developed by seven to 10 days at the end of five weeks
than either of the ones receiving the farred light or no supplemental lighting. The control, which received no supplemental lighting and the far-red light treated plants, both showed the same slower flower development. This indicates that less intense light slows flower development and ripening. This is in addition to reducing yield and quality. Details: The plants continue to grow well in their bucket wick system. A 3/8 inch braided nylon rope is used as the wick to draw water to the bottom of the container. Then the water is wicked up through the planting mix as the roots remove it. About a week later, July 1, the nutrient mix was changed from vegetative to flowering formula and the EC is kept at 550-600 ppm with the pH at about 6. During the summer months the trays need additional water and nutrients about twice a week. Since the phytochrome far-red light experiment is completed with negative results, I am removing the lights from the room. I plan to install more lights which will go on during the day, during the time the plants are in shade. I anticipate that this will increase yield and speed growth and ripening. I will leave control plants without supplemental lighting to see the difference. c
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erhaps when your plants were placed outside the sun was shining on them all the time. With the angle of the sun, they may now be in shade some or most of the time. If the plants are in moveable containers they can and should be placed in sunny spots.
If the plants are in the ground or in containers too big to move, you can use a high pressure sodium or metal halide lamp to provide supplemental light during the day. They are especially effective in spurring growth when ambient light intensity is low or moderate.
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1 Far-red lights are hanging on the right side. Fluorescent is in the middle. Plants without light supplementation are on the left.
2 Plant tops with far-red or fluorescent supplementation.
3 Close-up of top receiving far-red supplementation. Flowering has not been affected.
4 Close-up of bud under fluorescent supplementation. Flower development has accelerated.
5 The fluorescent is on during shady time. It lights up plants in front of it, not off to the side.
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destination unkown
ALASKA
by Sheryll Alexander
Recreational and Real
The Amazing Beauty of Alaska IF YOU GO:
Fun-Filled Facts 1 The Matanuska-Susitna
Valley has the highest concentration of cannabis growers in the state and is home to the famous Matanuska Thunderfuck (this general strain term actually denotes any premium cannabis conceived the former government experiment station at Matanuska-Susitna Valley). 2 Anchorage’s Alaska Museum of
Science and Nature explores the state’s natural history through hands-on displays including dinosaur fossils, ice age mammals and prehistoric humans.
3 Weather in Alaska can change
suddenly, especially in winter, so most travelers don’t start flying up until midApril when this state gets about 16 straight hours of sunlight, which gives visitors tons of time to take in all the stunning scenery.
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As the land of the untamed, Alaska has protected cannabis users since Ravin v. State of Alaska in 1975 declared personal in-home consumption (four ounces or less) and growing (24 plants maximum) perfectly legal, according to the state’s constitution, no less. Alaska became one of the first medical cannabis states in 1998 and, in 2014, Alaskans went to the polls and approved a ballot measure to legalize the possession and sale of any cannabis albeit with strict provisions as with alcohol. Unfortunately, cannabis still has a stigma in Alaska even as the state has been a surprising supporter of medicating naturally. Some locals and vacationers have reported hotels and car rental companies will charge extra if a room or vehicle is returned with that unmistakable skunky stench. And don’t think you can just light up in public; Alaska’s rugged cops are more than happy to write you a $100 ticket for toking outdoors.
Time to Go: Summer, early fall and late spring. Weather: Sunny, cool and rainy. Budget: $$$$$
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ow a recreational cannabis state (if you are 21+), Alaska makes for a spectacular place to medicate on a nature-filled vacation. However, unless you are staying with a buddy who grows his or her own, then first plan to fly into Anchorage for stocking up at the one-and-only legal cannabis shop in the state, the world-renowned Alaska Cannabis Club. The club’s rather infamous president, former TV anchorwoman Charlo Greene (who announced her cannabis presidency and then said “F*ck It, I quit!” live on air right before walking off the set), says her solitary, yet booming business “acts as a safe access point for patients.” Alaskans, however, aren’t worried. They know Alaska’s Supreme Court made personal consumption legal in the ‘70s, then medical in the late ‘90s and, finally, a recreational state in 2014. Most cannabis-friendly tourists use Anchorage as a central point for all far-flung Alaska destinations. Anchorage also has authentic Alaskan grub such as reindeer sausage and fresh crabs at local hangouts, Mooses Tooth and Snow City Café. In winter, head to Alyeska Sky Resort for the state’s premiere ski and snowboarding facilities. Those who love to completely relax, however, rent a car (or hop on a short flight) to Chena Hot Springs in Alaska’s state capital, Fairbanks. While soaking in tubs of hot healing mineral waters, guests can experience the otherworldly and colorful aurora borealis. Alaska is truly a dreamy destination for those who can’t wait to medicate under starry skies and amongst pine-tree scented forests. c
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Adam Corlett profile in courage
Age: 19 Condition/ Illness: Generalized Epilepsy
Using medical cannabis since: 2010
Are you an MMJ patient with a compelling story to tell? If so, we want to hear from you. Email your name, contact information and details about your experiences with medical cannabis to courage@ireadculture.com.
Why did you start using cannabis? I started using cannabis when I was 15 years old to help with my anxiety, as I had been having what I thought were panic attacks for two years. When I was 19, I had a convulsive seizure that changed my life forever. I quickly learned that I have refractory (uncontrollable) epilepsy, which means that no traditional pharmaceutical medications work to treat my seizures. After doing some research, I found that CBD and THC had been shown to help others who suffered from my same diagnosis. I began taking a hash oil concentrate by mouth every day, and while it tasted pretty awful, my seizures went from two to eight seizures a day down to one seizure a month. To fix the taste, I infused the hash oil I was currently taking into a hard candy. I am now two-and-a-half months seizure-free. At three months seizurefree, I get my driver’s license back, and my freedom. Did you try other methods or treatments before cannabis? I first tried Keppra which resulted in bad side effects. I switched to Lamotragine, which gave me just as many side effects. The neurologist then switched me to
Depakote which still did not help to control my epilepsy—and another drug called Vimpat. What’s the most important issue or problem facing medical cannabis patients? The most important issue I see facing medical cannabis patients is the stigma around it. I know children with epilepsy who have been bullied and left out at school because the other kids found out that they use CBD. Some of my best friends stopped being my friends just because of my cannabis use as they couldn’t understand that I actually needed it and didn’t use it just for fun. It’s hard to make friends in a world of judgmental people. What do you say to folks who are skeptical about cannabis as medicine? I try to educate people who are skeptical about cannabis as medicine, because it truly is a remarkable medicine; I truly believe that it has the ability to help everyone in the world. Whenever possible, I refer people to NORML as a resource to teach them about cannabis› medicinal properties and its beneficial uses. c
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ARIVING IN AUTUMN
recipes by Aunt Sandy
Menu: BAKED SALMON
BUCKWHEAT SALAD with MUSHROOMS and PARSLEY OIL WHITE SANGRIA FARMHOUSE BLACKBERRY AND APPLE PIE
The summer heat is winding down, the kids are back in school, the country is celebrating American labor—this is the time of year when there’s a definitive scent in the air that signals the arrival of fall in its calm and cool glory. Turn that oven back on after its three-month summertime hiatus, and make some light, flavorful meals, all enhanced with the essence of cannabis. It’s time to get fancy with fish, to bust out the fresh D.I.Y. sangria and indulge in the rich but irresistibly delicious taste of a homemade berry pie!
BAKED SALMON
BUCKWHEAT SALAD with MUSHROOMS and PARSLEY OIL 2 cups lightly packed parsley leaves 1/3 cup, plus 2 tablespoons, extra virgin cannabis-infused olive oil t 1 1/2 cups buckwheat groats or Kasha 1/2 pound each shiitake and oyster mushrooms, stemmed, large caps quartered
Freshly ground pepper 2 tablespoon balsamic vinegar 2 tablespoon fresh lemon juice 1 garlic glove, minced 1 tablespoon soy sauce 2 large scallions, thinly sliced 1 medium fennel bulb, diced
Bring a saucepan of water to a boil. Prepare a bowl of ice water. Blanch the 1 cup of parsley leaves in boiling water for 20 seconds. With a slotted spoon, transfer the parsley to the ice water. Drain parsley and pat thoroughly dry. In a blender, puree the blanched parsley with 1/3 cup of the extra virgin infused olive oil. Transfer to a bowl and season with salt. Bring a medium saucepan of water to a boil. In a large skillet, toast the buckwheat groats over moderately high heat, shaking the pan often, until lightly browned, about 3 minutes. Let cool slightly, then transfer to the boiling water and simmer over low heat stirring often, until just tender but still holding its shape, about 5 minutes. Drain the buckwheat, spread it out on a large rimmed baking sheet and let cool to room temperature. Meanwhile, heat the remaining 2 tablespoons of infused olive oil in the large skillet. Add the shiitake and oyster mushrooms and season generously with salt and pepper. Cover and cook over moderate heat, stirring occasionally, until mushrooms have released their liquid, about 5 minutes. Uncover and cook, stirring occasionally, until the mushrooms are golden brown, about 5 minutes longer. In a small bowl, mix all but 1 tablespoon of the infused parsley oil with the balsamic vinegar, lemon juice, garlic and soy sauce. In a large bowl toss the cooked buckwheat groats with sliced scallions, diced fennel and the 1 cup of chopped parsley with the dressing. Season with salt and pepper and transfer to a platter. Top the salad with the sautéed mushrooms and drizzle with the remaining 1 tablespoon of infused parsley oil. Legal Disclaimer Publishers of this publication are not making any representations with respect to the safety or legality of the use of medical marijuana. The recipes listed here are for general entertainment purposes only, and are intended for use only where medical marijuana is not a violation of state law. Edibles can vary in potency while a consumers’ weight, metabolism and eating habits may affect effectiveness and safety. Ingredient management is important when cooking with cannabis for proper dosage. Please consume responsibly and check with your doctor before consumption to make sure that it is safe to do so.
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4 6-ounce salmon filets 1/4 cup cannabis infused olive oil t 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 1 tablespoon minced fresh rosemary leaves
8 lemon slices 1/4 cup lemon juice 1/2 cup marsala wine or white wine 4 teaspoon capers 4 pieces aluminum foil
Brush the tops and bottoms of salmon filets with wine infused olive oil and season with salt, pepper and rosemary. Place each filet of seasoned salmon onto a piece of foil large enough to fold over and seal. Top each piece of salmon with 2 lemon slices, 1 tablespoon lemon juice, 2 tablespoon wine and 1 teaspoon capers. Wrap up salmon tightly in aluminum foil. Bake at 425° for 15 minutes until tender.
WHITE SANGRIA 3 tablespoons sugar 3 shots Calvados, or green apple liquor 2 ripe peaches sliced 1 large grapefruit peeled and sectioned 1 sliced lemon
1 lime sliced 3 ripe green apples 1/2 cup cannabis-infused simple syrup t 1 bottle white wine Fresh raspberries Sparkling soda water
Combine sugar, green apple liquor, lime, lemon, peaches, grapefruit and apples in a large pitcher, cover with 1/2 cup cannabis simple syrup and 1 bottle of dry white wine. Chill sangria for several hours. To serve, spoon fruits into glass adding a few fresh raspberries in each glass, and pour wine over top of the fruit. Top off glass with a splash of soda water and serve.
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FARMHOUSE BLACKBERRY AND APPLE PIE 10-ounce pie crust pastry 4 cups green cooking apples peeled, cored, halved and sliced 2 cups blackberries 1 cups sugar, plus extra for sprinkling Pinch of ground cinnamon
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2 tablespoons plain flour, with a pinch of salt 3 tablespoons canna butter* 1 egg beaten with 2 tablespoons canna milk* for pie top
Heat oven to 350°. On a floured surface, roll out two thirds of the pastry and use it to line a 9-inch loose bottom fluted tart tin, leaving a slight overhang and keeping any pastry scraps. Chill the tart for 10 minutes. Prick the bottom lightly with a fork, then fill with baking paper and baking beans. Place in the oven on a baking sheet for 20 minutes, remove beans and paper then bake for 10 minutes more until light brown. Remove from the oven. Place the apples into a large bowl and microwave on high for 3 minutes. Toss in the berries, sugar, cinnamon and 2 tablespoons flour with a pinch of salt and pile it into the tart, Dollop the canna butter around the top of the berries, saving about 14 berries for garnish. Roll the remaining pastry and trimmings together into a square roughly 4 inches square. Cut out 8 strips of pastry. Weave the strips of pastry evenly over the fruit to create a woven pattern and push them into the edge of the tart. Trim the overhang off. Brush the pie top heavily with egg wash, then sprinkle with sugar. Place a berry into each gap then bake for 1 hour until golden brown and bubbling. Leave pie sit for 30 minutes until cooled. Slice and serve.
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Chuck Shepherd's
News of the
Weird
LEAD STORY— Outsourcing u Among the protesters at New
York City’s Gay Pride Parade on the Sunday after the Supreme Court’s historic gay-marriage decision was a group of men outfitted in Jewish prayer garments and representing the Jewish Political Action Committee, carrying signs reading, for example, “Judaism prohibits homosexuality.” However, the men were very likely not Jewish, but in fact Mexican laborers hired for the day. A representative of the committee told The New York Times that the men were “supplemental”—necessary because the committee’s rabbis would not permit their students (who normally staff such protests) to be exposed to the sights of same-sex exuberance typical for the parade.
GOVERNMENT IN ACTION u WOOD-TV of Grand Rapids,
Michigan, seemingly uncovered an antiquity—if not a potential vulnerability—in the Grand Rapids public school system in June when it reported that the heating and cooling systems at 19 schools are controlled using a Commodore Amiga computer (released in the 1980s, about the same time as Windows 2.0), operating on an early Internet modem. It had been installed by a computer-savvy student and, according to the maintenance supervisor, still works fine. Fortunately, the supervisor said, the student still lives in the area and is available if problems arise.
u Recurring Theme: Government officials who insist on such “bells and whistles” as
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redesigning their department’s logo are often ridiculed for wasting taxpayer money (yet design consultants continue to sell the illusion that a new logo can give a bureaucracy a refreshing rebirth). In May, Tennessee officials unveiled a new state logo (which cost only $46,000—not counting the expense of changing signs, cards, stationery, etc)., which consists of the letters “TN” in white inside a red box with a blue trim underneath. (A Watchdog.org critic suggested a contest to design a superior one, but open only to kids age 12 and under, with the prize a $50 Amazon.com gift certificate).
COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS u Adultery is illegal in Japan—
except, as a Tokyo District Court judge ruled in a “psychological distress” lawsuit filed by the jilted wife, when it is done by a company to retain a good customer. A night club hostess who had carried on with the married man proved that she did so only as “makura eigyo,” or “pillow sales tactic.” Said the judge, “As long as the intercourse is for business, it does not harm the marital relationship at all.” (The ruling, from 2014, was first publicized this year).
NEW WORLD ORDER u In 1993, the owner of the
iconic 5Pointz building in New York City began allowing graffiti artists to use the walls for their masterpieces, but by 2013 had grown weary of the building’s look and had the walls whitewashed. In June 2015, nine of the artists filed a federal lawsuit demanding that the owner compensate them, VISIT US AT
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substantially, for destroying their creations—and they stand a good chance of collecting (under the Visual Artists Rights Act) if they prove their particular works are of “recognized stature” and not merely art of an “ephemeral nature.” At its height, 5Pointz attracted more than 350 artists’ works from around the world.
ANIMAL WORLD u A June entry in Wired.
com’s “Absurd Creature of the Week” series warned of the Beaded Lacewing that preys on termites by first immobilizing them with a “vapor-phase toxicant” released from its anus. The silent-but-deadly gas is reportedly powerful enough to disable six ordinary termites for up to three hours (plenty of time for a sumptuous meal of termite) and weaken several more that might get caught in the backdraft. Wired. com also learned of the related species Chrysoperla comanche, whose anal weaponry is in solid form, wielded by “master contortionists” who lift their abdomens in order to directly contact their victims’ head.
u Suspicion Confirmed: In June 2015 research, scientists from Britain’s University of Exeter and Queen Mary University of London warned that owners of “domestic” cats seem not, on average, to appreciate what vicious killers their pets are and urge, for instance, that they be kept indoors more often lest they decimate the neighborhood’s bird and smallmammal populations. Estimates
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of the yearly death toll generated by housecats are “in the magnitude of millions” in the United Kingdom and “billions” in the United States.
u The “parasitic ways” of the
cuckoo bird were remarked upon “as far back as Aristotle,” wrote a Wall Street Journal book reviewer in May, but some biologists may not have believed the behavior because it was so cold-blooded. The bird, according to Nick Davies’ book Cuckoo: Cheating by Nature, lays its eggs in other species’ nests to trick those birds into incubating the cuckoos, who then hatch and kick the eggs of their host out of the nest. The mother cuckoo, it is said, times her mating schedule so that her eggs mature just before the victims’ eggs would. Hence, according to Davies, she is “nature’s most notorious cheat.”
PERSPECTIVE u To cover various general
expenses (such as helping the indigent), the average hospital mark-up for patient care in the United States is about 3.4 times costs (according to a Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health report in June), but 50 of the nation’s 5,000 hospitals charge more than 10 times the cost, with the North Okaloosa Medical Center near Pensacola, Florida, billing at 12.6 times costs. According to the co-author, Professor Gerard Anderson, the 50 “are marking up the prices because no one is telling them they can’t.” (Forty-nine of the 50 are for-profit hospitals, and 20 are in Florida).
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