Daily Monster Issue 4
Your essential update of H0018 news and fun
Wed 1st Aug 2018
Monster Parade! Highlights of A deluge of Draculas and a mêlée of monsters descended upon darkest Dorset the day last night.
Happy 111th Birthday Scouts Monster Gateway Judging 7pm Cub film 9pm Scout campfire
Crawling out of the gloom came blood-covered Beavers, creepy Cubs, scary Scouts, eerie Explorers, and lurching leaders, all converging in scenes resembling a certain Michael Jackson video. Gathering in one large scary bunch, the hideous spectacle raised more than just a few eyebrows! “This has to be the most frightening collection of scary creatures since my colony discovered someone had eaten all the biscuits” laughed an anonymous Beaver leader.
OneStop Scouting Have you visited this amazing shop yet? They stock a dazzling array of H0018 branded merch along with many other scouting items. They will even print your name on your T-shirt for only ÂŁ5!
Beautiful Brownsea!
Just for Fun Yesterday’s Solution: Be Prepared
Dingbats
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Head Digits Arms Legs Hands Feet
“Quote, Unquote” A leader, wearing oversized sunglasses was heard to say “Well if you can’t inspire them, you can at least make ‘em laugh”
Jokes Q:What do you call a fish with no eyes? A:Fsh - Edie, 26th Odiham Have you heard about the film Constipation? It never came out! - Izzy, Scout, 1st Purbrook
Q: Why was the snowman in the vegetable patch? A: He was picking his nose. Ruby, Cub, 1st Purbrook
Q: What happens if you go under a cow? A: You get a pat on the head. st Annie, Cub, 1 Purbrook
Q: Why did the southerner’s wall fall down? A: Coz it was Cornwall. Patrick, Scout, 1st Purbrook
I was walking down the street and a man jumped out through milk, cheese and butter. I thought ‘how dare he’ (dairy!) JJ, Scout, 1st Purbrook
Q: What made the tomato blush? A: A salad dressing! Noah, 26 Odiham Sea Cubs
You’re so stupid you got hit by a stationary car! Jamie, Scout, 1st Eastleigh
Q: Why was Piglet looking down the toilet? A: He was looking for Pooh! Oliver, Cub, 1st Purbrook
Q: What’s a magician’s favourite cheese? A: Cheddaaaarrrrr! Lily, 26 Odiham Sea Cubs
Q: What does a snowman have for breakfast? A: Snowflakes! Jack, Cub, 11th Andover
Knock, knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? There’s no need to cry! George, 26 Odiham Sea Cubs
Q: What is a plumber's favourite tree? A: ‘Toilet-tries’. Daniel, Cub, 1st Purbrook
Q: Where do you take a dog that has lost its tail? A: A retailer Thomas, 26 Odiham Sea Cubs
Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes? A: No idea! Holly, 1st Eastleigh Cubs
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Ant Attack! 1st Purbrook Scouts woke up to a surprise on Monday - their tents had been invaded by some very hungry ants! Someone had left tuck in the tent and the scouts had to empty the whole tent to get rid of the ants. Fortunately Will was on hand with some shoes to chase the ants away with, and some bug spray came in handy too. “It was really funny” laughed Patrick. A Graveyard Smash
Get your goodies! 1st Denmead are selling all kinds of dino themed merch and more. Why not pop in? Look for their huge dino gate and yellow flag. They are raising funds to send young people to Project 19.
On Monday evening, members of the media team had the pleasure of judging a ‘Monster Mash Cooking Comp’ between Hartplain and Horndean Scout Groups. Culinary delights included green mash with meals presented as monster faces! “They were all delicious!” commented judges Ray and Ethan.
‘I have really fond memories of being a Cub Scout. I was particularly proud of being made a sixer. It was such a proud moment for me. I’m really happy now to encourage others to join, learn skills and have the same positive experience. I am grateful for what Scouting did for me.’ Warwick Davis - Actor
News Monster & News Hound’s Grand Tour! Our news mascots were very busy again yesterday. Keep those selfies coming in!
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Shout Out To... ...Ella and Isabelle of 10th Farnborough Scouts for doing a good turn by folding copies of the Daily Monster. ...Monday’s Ferrari simulator fastest lap medal winners Andrés (Mexican contingent ) and Thomas (Tadley) and Tuesday morning’s fastest racer was Louis, (11th Andover) ... Monday’s It’s A Knockout winning team—Waterlooville District Explorers. ... Reggie (1st Denmead) who is 9 today and Corbyn (1st Eastleigh) who is 10 today. Happy Birthday! ..Adam Fleming from 1st Clanfield. Huge congratulations for becoming a fully fledged Scout... up a tree! ... all those Scouts and leaders who want to run a song at tonight’s campfire (9pm), please contact Sian or Alice of 3rd Aberystwyth (H12) before noon. ...all who came out at 10:30 Monday night to light the path for the ambulance. True Scouting in action. A MAHOOOSIVE thank you! ...superstars Louis, Harry and Sam (Special) from Tadley and Top Awards team for leading the Cub Scout Campfire on Monday night. Next stop #BGT ...Armstrong Explorer Unit from Waterlooville. Staff catering really did not expect you to wash up ALL of the pots and pans, you are an amazing bunch! Awesome work and thank you. ...1st Denmead Group who are running our escape room. Why not drop by and see if you can escape?