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a non comprehensive list of songs for every mood
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baby‐ makin’ anger
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Confident exultance
“Feel Good” by Chip Tha Ripper
happy
This song helps its listeners channel their inner teddy bear (that being Chip Tha Ripper), as they strut their stuff down the street. A"%I!#>(#,5*6*+,(&#+7#K"5#,'"5!# at unsuspecting passersby about your greatness.
Head nod lyric: B**ch I feel good h#A"%I!#H#0""@#,!56(%&"5,Z#h#LK# ,'+%(#+,#,"#(%&0(,,#h#?+%I!#,'v!#K"5# can do to end this.
Lost lover dejection
“Better Love” by Steel Train
sad
Finding the right song to match your mood is always key. Whether your fish just died (depressed!), your WiscMail stopped loading at 80 percent and you’ve been “looking for a chair at the Union” for 10 minutes now (angry!), last semester’s babe‐alicious TA asked you out to “get coffee” (baby makin’!) or Mad Men’s new season is back with its usual adultery, sexism and lies (happy!), there is always a tune out there to help you cope or celebrate.
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M(7"*(#B)<@#?%!"%"77#'+!#!'(#<')*!,#-+!'# 75%9I,#,+%80(#E:(#?*(#U"5%8;i#'(#-),h,!+00# is in a band called Steel Train. He also &)!(&#8""&#"0I#J<)*0(!!#B"')%,,"%;#)%&# !'+,#,"%8#+,#)00#)>"5!#'(*#0()/+%8#'+.#!"# run off to Hollywood and become famous. Ugh, I hate when that happens.
Cry-hardest lyrics: Scars are in her name / ?%&#,'(#,<)*,#.(#+%#>0).(#h#R(K#J<)*0(!;# you’re not the same.