X+@(#)#2).+%8#"%(S&"00)*# bill barely disguising an undercoating of feces, the amusing and ultimately ,'"*!S0+/(&#)66()0#"7#X)%)# A(0#G(K#'),#<".(#!"#6),,9# The brunt of countless jokes, dear Lana has maintained her lackluster composure and (%!+*(0K#<"%!*+/(&#6(*,"%)#c)%&# /"+<(;#!)0(%!;#+.)8(;#8(%(*)0# identity etc.) throughout the process, all while defending her unwarranted success by claiming that she actually doesn’t care.
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Claiming not to care is actually really hilarious considering the photo from blackneonlondon.blogspot.com ">/+"5,#)."5%!#"7#(77"*!#,'(#)%&#'(*#0)>(0#')/(# 65!#+%!"#>(+%8#)#<".60(!(0K#$<!+!+"5,#<')*)<!(*9# J)K#K"5I*(#,"**K#X)%);#!'(*(I,#&($%+!(0K#)#-'"0(# legion of minions hard at work making your tunes ,"5%&#0"-S$#)%&#K"5*#6"5!#605.69#:'+0(#K"5I*(#)!#+!# you can also apologize for calling yourself the “ghetto Nancy Sinatra.” Not only does this moniker not make sense in any context, re: no talent and thoroughbred trust-fund baby, >5!#+!I,#*+&+<50"5,#!"#(/(%# associate herself in the same sentence as the “These Boots Were Made for Walkin,” music royalty songstress. If she’s feeling generous she can also apologize for her entire album, M"*%#!"#A+(, except for “Blue B()%,9i#:'KZ#M(<)5,(#H#&"#)#*()00K#8""&#EM05(#B()%,;i#+.6*(,,+"%9
Say you’re sorry Lana, there’s definitely a whole legion of minions hard at work making your tunes sound low‐fi and your pout plump.
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he good news is that Lana has stated that she’s basically tapped all of her musical potential and isn’t planning on *(<"*&+%8#)#,(<"%&#)0>5.9#H,#!'+,#)%"!'(*#DG#!)<!+<#!"#!*K#)%&#0()/(#5,#-)%!+%8#."*(Z#U()'#6*">)>0K;#)%&#!'(*(# probably will be more hype, but I can guarantee that I won’t buy her album and probably won’t care. joyce EDWARDS
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