YOKO OH NO
There is nothing worse than a dragging abaya. Unhygienic, seeing as it sweeps the entire unclean floor with you. Don’t. Just don’t. We hate to criticize children, but don’t pull up those socks, chica. It’s so 80s.
How not to do polka dots. Oh, lady, if only you’d worn different pants. Yoko oh no!
ALERT. ALERT. CRIMINAL OFFENSE IN SIGHT. Woman! Who goes to Disney in sky-heels??
Your tenacity to color-block is admirable, really, but perhaps you might revise the tone of colors?
Just because ripped jeans are all the craze doesn’t mean you can slice up your pants like Swiss cheese. Moderation is the key, darlin’. And by moderation I mean no.
There is color coordinating your outfit and then there’s this. Where do I even start?
What’s wrong here? Yeah, that outfit looks perfectly fine and it would be if it wasn’t in the middle of a scorching summer. Winter vests should stay in winter.
Clothes should only have zippers where they’re actually used. What, you’re going to air your knees out now? And the shoes. Everything. I’m being blinded.
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