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Earth to Ashes

Robin McAuley

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From the City of Roses to your playlist, Earth to Ashes is a local Portland, OR band with a huge sound and talent that should not be contained in the Pacific NorthWest. With a sound reminiscent of Iron Maiden or classic Queensryche, Earth to Ashes is claiming their rightful spot in the NorthWest metal scene. p. 24

Cover Photo by Sherry Keith

In Memoriam: Wayne Static

Raiding the Rock Vault Collage

News You Can Use - Cars: CPO Basics

Gear the Pros Use: Earth to Ashes’ Matt Dorado

Order in the Chaos: Brien DeChristopher’s Music Blog

At the Scene: Sin City Rock Party (B Fox)

News You Can Use - Motorcycles: Your Significant Other

Gear the Pros Use: Earth to Ashes’ Mark Raney

Tattoo Gallery...Baseball Ink, in honor of the World Series

Jamie Paulus Spokane’s music scene is alive and thriving; this month, Jamie Paullus, always our eye in the city, brings is 3 Pill Morning and Black Veil Brides. Page 34

Sherry Keith In conjunction with our interview of legendary singer Robin McAuley, Mystic Photography takes us on a pictorial tour of his show: Raiding the Rock Vault. Page 12 CV WorldWide Magazine

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A letter from CV WorldWide Magazine… This past month, rock icon, musician extraordinaire, and “man with the HAIR”, Wayne Richard Wells, better known to the world and his fans as Wayne Static, passed away suddenly at age 48. The outpouring of sympathy, support, and love from his fellow musicians, to Wayne‟s family, his band, and his lovely wife Tera Wray Static, was incredible; but to this day, the music world mourns the loss of one our own, taken from us suddenly and for seemingly no reason. Wayne was a friend to CV WorldWide, and especially Mystic Photography‟s Sherry Keith...we join people everywhere in saying “Wayne, your time here was too brief, but boy did your star shine brightly…” To all those close to Wayne, our sincere condolences and prayers are with you in this time of loss. To Wayne...Godspeed our friend, you will always remain on our playlist…

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Wayne Static / 1965 - 2014

CV WorldWide: Tell us what you’re doing these days, what musical projects are you involved in? Robin McAuley: As one of four (4) singers I perform in Las Vegas @ The New Tropicana in a “Classic Rock Show” called Raiding The Rock Vault. Shows are Friday through Wednesday @ 9pm. Go to www.raidingtherockvault.com for pics and update info. Before that McAuley Schenker Group (MSG), Survivor, Grand Prix, Far-Corporation, GMT, Bleed. CVWW: Tell us about the beginning, what was the catalyst behind you diving into music? RM: I grew up in the Ireland and while surrounded by the great traditional sounds of Irish music which I love, I always found myself listening to Motown. Great melodies, lyrics and just great voices. I was big on the Four Tops, The Temptations etc. Just great music. Then I discovered Paul Rodgers and FREE. This guy could really sing and with the same soul

and passion that I loved when listening to Motown; great melodies and great guitar riffs that were and still are unforgettable. I wanted to be a great rock drummer and played drums in small bands for a number of years. Occasionally singing background vocals, I was later convinced that I should be singing lead. Not something I had set my mind on and even to this day always wish I had been that drummer. CVWW: Do you think you got your musical ability from your mother and her accordion? Growing up around horses, did you ever thing to follow your father’s path instead? RM: Funny thing about that accordion! My Mother was very good at playing the accordion and being one of a row of houses close to the nearest Pub, many people would spill out after closing time and end up at OUR house where the music continued. (Not an unusual occurrence in all parts of Ireland after closing time). I kinda grew to dislike that instrument over time. :)

Now of course I think very differently and wish I had learned to play it like my older Brother Jim and my Sister Joan. I'm sure I inherited my Mothers music ability but I‟m just not an accordion player. Ha! I was forever around the stables with horses as a young lad. My Father brought many an Irish Thoroughbred into this world during his lifetime. He was also a soldier and fought the Germans in the trenches. I lost him to a road accident when I was only 13 (Thirteen). I still miss him greatly. I was in the Irish National Guard so I followed that path. Won Trophies for sharp shooting and was an acting corporal for a time. CVWW: Interesting that you starting major effort as a cabinet maker, tell us about that focus and of course, your eventual decision to abandon that for music, what was the catalyst? RM: One of my uncles had a woodturning business in the city of Dublin. As a kid out of school, trades were always encouraged by parents with the idea that, if you had a trade you would always have work! Hmmm!!!! Anyway I had an interest in architecture but was offered an apprenticeship after Technical College. There I landed and studied Cabinetmaking and Chairmaking; reproduction period furniture mostly. Queen Anne, Regency, Chippendale etc. I was out playing the clubs as a drummer during this time in addition to my time in the National Guard. I headed to London some years later and the sound of music just got louder and louder!!! CVWW: And once in England, you were convinced to be a singer instead of a drummer…was that a big change for you, how did you accept that advice? RM: I was only in London about two months, and was literally thrown on stage in the local pub by my brother-in-law. I sang something or other and was soon approached by the band to come sing with them. I gave them the whole drummer thing but ended staying with them for about two years. Played every pub and club in London worth playing and got paid for same. A winner all round. :)

It was in this local Pub in West London that I was approached by members of who would later become Grand Prix. CVWW: Alright, fast forward to Germany, and (eventually) MSG. Tell us about the meeting with Michael Schenker - do I hear it right that you actually met once and refused an invite before joining him? RM: Michael Schenker came to see Grand Prix perform at a club in London. With him was the late and great Cozy Powell (Drums), Andy Nye (Keys) Chris Glenn (Bass). Cozy's press agent called me the next day and said Michael really liked my voice, and invited me to the studio where MSG was rehearsing. Grand Prix was set to tour that same week to support my first CD with the band “There for None to See”! I declined the offer of MSG due to tour commitments. I received some bad press as a result of me declining the offer. :)

“Young Irish Upstart refuses offer to join MSG!!!”

producing. We were signed to EMI not long after and appeared at the “Monsters of Rock” in Germany with Iron Maiden, Def Leppard, OZZY, Bon Jovi and more. We released our first “MC AULEY SCHENKER GROUP” CD “Perfect Timing”, and was the first appearance Michael had had on MTV with the release of „Gimme Your Love’, our first single from that CD. CVWW: Alright, fast forward to your success in the USA…tell us about the Headbanger’s Ball hosting experience, and how did that come about? RM: Riki Ractman was the host of HeadCVWW: But the second time you met, when you banger‟s Ball and I believe McAuley Schenker accepted the gig, what changed your mind? were the first to appear on the show! This was a big RM: Four years later I was on a promotion- step for MSG as Michael had little to no exposer at al tour for Far Corporation (German studio pro- TV or Radio in the US. ject) in England. We had released a remake of “Stairway to Heaven” which went to #8 on the CVWW: You toured with Def Leppard & RUSH in English charts and went on to sell 2 million sales. support for “Perfect Timing”, but very soon after MSG management contacted me and arranged a you move to headlining your own dates…what meeting to set up an audition. Rudolf Schenker allowed that decision to me made, how did you heard the song on radio, and Michael now looking make the leap from opening act to headliner? to form a new lineup, was on the hunt for me. I RM: I guess it‟s the usual progression once was once again reluctant to proceed given you release something new - the opening slot on a Michael's reputation but I flew into Hanover in big and highly successful record from Def Leppard Germany and in Rudolf's studio met Michael and with maximum exposer and large audiences. It‟s we worked endless hours on songs, some old and also important for the Label to get in touch with some new material. A week after returning to Lon- the bands fan base for marketing etc. Headlining don Michael called me and asked me to join but as gave us the opportunity to build our own followers his equal partner in the band? He said Rudolf, not forgetting that Michael Schenker is one of the Klaus Meine, and management agreed I should be most revered rock guitarists ever. UFO has such a his new frontman. huge following so we'd perform a number of UFO tunes in our set and people would go ape shit, not CVWW: Michael Schenker became “McAuley Schenker” - whose idea was that? RM: Explaining he needed someone he could trust and rely on, he also pitched the idea of a new name. I told him I loved the MSG logo and changing it would be a recipe for disaster. He had already given it some thought it seems, and decided that because of the lettering and our name initials we could still keep the MSG logo except Michael (M) should be McAuley and the rest as they say!!!!! We began writing together and wrote about 10 songs or so. Recorded at Rudolf's with Rudolf

Jon Anderson, Lou Gramme, Paul Rodgers, Bobby Kimball, Micky Thomas, Rob Halford, Bruce Dickenson, Joe Elliott, Jimi Jameson (RIP) Ripper Owens, Jon Bon Jovi, Ozzy (YES OZZY), David Coverdale, AND the great ROBERT PLANT himself, etc. etc. All very different styles but one common goal, to mesmerize and make you sit up and listen, And to perform on the same stage with all the above. Man 'O Man!!! In awe, honored and extremely humbled for sure. Makes you feel incredibly small. CVWW: Do you think you’d do anything different up to this point, give the wisdom of time? RM: Always room for improvement of course, but I‟m so so grateful for everything. CVWW: How do you think you’ve grown as a band and as musicians? having seen either Michael or UFO perform for RM: Respect is very important. Be honest quite a while. It was awesome…. and kind to those around you. No need to be arroCVWW: “Save Yourself” was a smash hit follow up, and you’re now touring with Great White & Whitesnake - all heavy hitters in the 80’s hair metal scene - how crazy was it, really? RM: Power ballads were the staple of a lot of the 80's bands. We released the single “Anytime” from the “Save Yourself” CD and it was well received at radio and MTV. Gaining some ground the opportunity came to tour with Whitesnake, which was incredible as they also had amazing exposer at MTV right at the same time. It was planned to tour all of Europe with Whitesnake but due to some issues Whitesnake only toured England which we did with them. We returned to the US and toured the “Blues and Boogie” tour with Great White. This was such great time to tour. Audiences were crazy and you never saw so much hair in your life including my own :) I think a lot of that FUN element is missing today!!! CVWW: The list of people with whom you’ve played is incredible and represents the pantheon of rock musicians - what lessons have you taken from those times? RM: I find myself constantly learning. When you meet the likes of say Glenn Hughes,

gant, it's a bad trait to have and gets you nowhere. CVWW: What would you tell a younger version of yourself? RM: Get out while ya still can! Ha! Seriously though, do your best and try to be the best at what you do BUT have fun doing it! It makes it that much easier and don't take yourself too seriously. CVWW: What advice would you give to young musicians today? RM: Pretty much the same as above. Learn the business early so you don't get ripped off! Careful what you sign and who you sign it with. CVWW: Okay, on to Sin City and Raiding the Rock Vault…tell us how the idea came about and how you became involved. Do we read right that the first show was in LA, not Vegas? How did the process come about where you took the show to Vegas then? RM: John Payne (ASIA) called me to discuss singing on a few tracks at his studio in Glen-

dale, CA. He filled me in on this idea from Simon Napier Bell (YARDBIRDS, WHAM, GEORGE MICHAELS) and Sir Harry Cowell who had managed ASIA and worked with STING. It was to be a Classic Rock show covering a period of the 60's70's- and 80's. He asked if I was at all interested should it come about, to which I replied “Yes!” We recorded a number of songs and some months later, got the call again about performing a showcase at “The Mayan Theatre” downtown LA. This took place in November 2012. Come January 2013 Sir Harry called me together with John and told me about been offered to perform the show at THE LVH in Vegas. CVWW: What can fans expect to see at a Raiding the Rock Vault show? RM: Fans have seen to date some 370 shows and love it. #1on Trip Adviser for the past year. Best show in Best of Las Vegas. Moved from The LVH/Westgate to the New Tropicana on the strip. The story of Classic Rock taking you through some 30 plus songs in 2 Hour show. With HD Video and a State of the Art Light Show. Stories with vignettes performed by actors and dancers throughout. and of course the live band. Guitarist and MD of the show, Howard Leese, (Heart & Bad Co) - Guitars, Doug Aldrich, (Whitesnake & Burning rain), Drums - Jay Schellen (ASIA), Keys - Michael T Ross (Lita Ford & Missing persons) Bass - Hugh McDonald (Bon Jovi) - Vocals - Paul Shortino (Rough Cutt & Quiet Riot), Vocals -Andrew Freeman (Lynch Mob, Offspring), Vocals - Carol-Lyn Lyddle, (Masters of Rock), Vocals - Stephanie Calvert (Starship), Vocals - Robin Mc Auley (Mc Auley Schenker, Survivor) CVWW: Given its popularity, do you foresee any expansion in the US, or maybe overseas? RM: Touring has been discussed but no plans as yet that I am aware of. CVWW: Who do you count as your musical influences? RM: Paul Rodgers. Lou Gramme. CVWW: What other bands do you listen to dur-

ing downtime and relaxation, what’s on YOUR CVWW: Now, tell us about a show that made you music player? think “damm, is this really worth it?” RM: Literally everything. Depends on my RM: Hmmmm!!! This is the music business. mood. I listen to it all as long as it has melody. Remember what advice I gave earlier. Learn the business and try not to get ripped off? There are CVWW: What motivates you to keep improving, egos out of control. We all have them. If you keep to keep expanding your horizons as a musician? this in mind and be prepared for occasional disapRM: There's still much to do. Writing is the pointments it can be of enormous help. Doesn't best way to stay in the now provided it's heard of make it better, just easier….. course. I'm still hoping to get that big movie soundCVWW: Any REALLY crazy stories you are willtrack. One can only keep trying, right!! ing to share in our pages? RM: The first record from FARTell us about a particularly memorable show that really made it all worthwhile for you - any CORPORATION “Division One” was an instant top 40 chart success. The "Stairway to Heaven" reshow, any time. RM: That's a relatively easy one to answer. make reached #8 in England and sold over 2 milLou Gramme, being one of my all-time fav' influ- lion singles. With many TV appearances Farences, spent a week as special guest of The Rock Corporation was in everyone‟s living room. The Vault. Every night he performed “I Wanna Know debut of the single was on the "Thomas Godshalk What Love Is” especially his last night, I got really Saturday Night Show" and had a viewing audience emotional. Here's my hero, the voice I can listen to of 80 million. It so happened that Robert Plant was forever and learn so much from, and here I am also on the show that same night. You can imagine singing background vocals with him on this beauti- the awkwardness of him seeing the black and silver ful song that was a huge hit for Foreigner. Every- backdrop with the very large words “STAIRWAY one is singing along including this awesome choir TO HEAVEN” on it. He stared me down until I we had called in especially for his performance. directed him to the Producer. He really liked our version and we ended up laughing and drinking Unforgettable!!!

quite a lot that evening. CVWW: Given your incredible accomplishments We're talking Robert Plant here folks!!! and musical road, is there really anything left for you to achieve? That's pretty crazy in my book! RM: I have a beautiful wife, Gina. Two CVWW: Let’s talk about the music industry to- awesome twin boys, Jamie and Casey, what an day...and social media...music distribution is achievement for me... So Happy!!!!! much different now, do you see that as progress? The ability to market/sell individual CVWW: Okay, what’s in store for the remainder songs, does that benefit the industry as a whole? of 2014 and into 2015? Any other big projects RM: Social Media, yea!!! Use it, it's free are in the works? most of the time. Record, post the link and voila! RM: Maybe, but for that you have to stay Instant access…. tuned…… The Major labels still work well for the Major Artist's. Great!! But what about the little guy CVWW: Any final words you would like to convey with great music and no means to get to “that” mato your fans and our readers? jor label? Home studios and recordings have for a RM: From the bottom of my Irish heart, very long time filled that gap. Thankfully. thank you all so very much for the years you have Sounds awesome, right? Cost's very little aflistened to my music and indeed all the wonderful ter equipment purchase. Post to YouTube, Facemusic made available to us. Be well always and if book, on your own web page. Do your own packyou have a wish or a dream, then follow it closely aging and mercy. Now wait for all this likes, invite and with perseverance. them to shows and sell your music there. In perStop to pray sometimes and say thank you son. Some Indie labels are also good for lesser always. Don't take anything for granted. Give beknown bands. It's usually all about $$$ cause you want to and not for the glory of others CVWW: What is it about your music that you feel else you'll be disappointed. appeals to fans? Love like it was your last… RM: Hell I don't know! I'm just happy that there are people who listen to it and like it. That Much LOVE to you all Robin McAuley they relate in some ways to it lyrically or just like the melody. It's kool either way and I thank everyone who has ever listened and mentioned it to their friends and their friends. Keep listening please. I love you all…. CVWW: Do any of your songs speak to you on a deep personal level? RM: While penning each one of them my head was for sure in a particular place at that time. Life brings many new gifts and surprises. Experience and heartache, happy or sad, we learn a lot and manage to somehow press forward only to come out the other end with only a few cuts and bruises. If we're lucky... CVWW: Where do you think you are in your musical journey? RM: Right now, in my hotel room at the New Tropicana, Las Vegas, trying desperately to finish this before showtime. Ha!!!

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Certified Pre-Owned: an Overview from KBB.com, reprinted with permission

Certified Pre-Owned (CPO) cars are essentially top-quality, inspected used cars backed by manufacturers' warranties. You may have noticed that many vehicles formerly known as "used" are now termed "Certified Pre-Owned" or "CPO." These programs originated in the Luxury category due to the high rate of off-lease vehicles populating the market in the recent past. Because these vehicles were in great shape and had lower mileage, manufacturers took a serious interest in ensuring that they delivered a positive purchase and ownership experience. As a result, they began to "refurbish" these vehicles and add warranties and special financing. What are some of the features of a CPO vehicle program? A variety of organizations have jumped on the Certified Pre-Owned bandwagon, including dealers and several third-party suppliers. Most certified used vehicle programs:  Include only vehicles that are under 5 years  Have mileage limits of less than 100,000  Use only vehicles that have had no major bodywork from prior accidents  "Refurbish" the vehicle after a multi-step inspection  Provide an extended warranty Additionally, some programs offer:  Consumer cash incentives  Low interest loans

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Certified Pre-Owned Pros and Cons During these hard economic times, credit is a lot harder to get than it used to be. Shoppers who would ordinarily have searched for a new car might no longer qualify for a loan of that size. Fortunately, they have a less-costly alternative: the Certified Pre-Owned (CPO) car. Regular used-car buyers also are tempted by CPO vehicles, which reduce some of the inherent risk. No used car is perfect, but certified models undergo a comprehensive, pointby-point inspection. Certified Pre-Owned cars also include warranty coverage. Some people simply won't be satisfied with anything that's not new. Others are wholly content with used cars. They're willing to take on the possibility of dealing with a few problems. Pro: Certified cars produce "peace of mind" A sense of security is the main attraction of purchasing a Certified Pre-Owned model. Like new-car buyers, folks who drive home a certified used car shouldn't have to worry about breakdowns and costly repairs. Although it's secondhand, the certified used vehicle is a late-model that's been inspected prior to certification. Nearly all manufacturers offer

a certification program, backed by the factory. Other programs are established by the dealer or another organization, without factory sponsorship. Some include a vehicle history report from CARFAX or AutoCheck, which provides details on past accidents, and prior ownership. Pro: CPO cars are pre-selected and inspected Factory certification programs, backed by the car's manufacturer, have limits on age and mileage. Depending on the automakers, cars eligible for certification must be no more than four to six years old, with a maximum of 50,000 to 80,000 miles on the odometer. Toyota stretches eligibility to seven years, and Porsche to eight. Dealers follow a checklist of inspection points: typically, 100 to 160. Because they count those spots differently, the exact amount isn't important. You just want to know that the inspection has been comprehensive. When inspection reveals significant problems, repairs have to be made. For that reason, dealers would rather pick the "cream" of the lot for certification. If the car is found to be in good condition as it stands, little additional investment is needed to turn it into a Certified Pre-Owned model.

factory warranty expires. Con: Certified used cars cost more Inspection costs money. So does making any repairs. Dealers may also pay a fee to the manufacturer to participate in a Certified PreOwned program, and the warranty has a price. As a result, CPO cars are more expensive than a comparable non-certified model. How much more does a certified vehicle cost? For a low-budget model, the price difference might be only a few hundred dollars. For a luxury car, it could be several thousand. Larger nonluxury cars might have a certification premium above $1,000. Kelley Blue Book adjusts its used -car values to reflect the added cost of a certified model. To help ease the blow, Certified Pre -Owned buyers might be entitled to special financing, with more attractive terms. Con: It's still a used car, with potential for problems No matter how carefully it's been inspected, there's no guarantee that a certified used car will suffer no troubles over the next few years. All certification can do is reduce the risk.

What To Look (and Lookout) For In A CPO Program Pro: Certified-car repairs are covered When checking out some of the certified through warranty period used programs available, here are some tips to CPO vehicles include a manufacturer- insure your own peace-of-mind in the transacbacked warranty that typically covers repairs tion: for a specified time period after the original

Certified Pre-Owned: an Overview (cont) from KBB.com, reprinted with permission

Tip #1: Inspect the points of the inspection Each program can boast well over a hundred points of inspection. It is safe to assume that the vehicle has been refurbished in these areas if it passed the inspection through to certification. The key to looking at these points is in identifying the major fixes that would have otherwise cost you a bundle. Remember, many of these points would be covered in a tune up, detailing or might even be part of a state safety inspection required for all used cars sold by dealers.

Tip #2: Get the warranty the vehicle warrants Each Certified Pre-Owned program offers a specific, non-negotiable warranty. When reviewing the warranties offered, research whether the particular model has a history of maintenance issues or transmission failures and make a judgment call from that perspective. If the brand of the vehicle is known for quality and low maintenance, it might justify a shorter warranty. Most programs offer an extended warranty beyond the CPO warranty, but each proKey inspection points: gram differs in cost and features. You also may  VIN Inspection (emissions, service & re- want to research whether the vehicle still has call, VIN code issues, etc. any of the original warranty left on it -- this  Road Testing (automatic transmission will only add to the length of the warranty shift points/slippage, drive axle; clutch; overall. steering; brakes/ABS, gauge operation)  Body Exterior (frame damage, accident Tip #3: Look for special incentives and finance deals repair) One of the most unique features of Certi Interior (airbag, dash light operation, fied Pre-Owned vehicles is that finance and smoker car?)  Powertrain (fluid leakages, water in oil, lease deals are being extended to a used vehicylinder compression reading, timing cle - which was virtually unheard of in the past. Look closely to see what you can find... belt)  Fuel System (fuel pump, fuel lines, oil pressure)  Suspension/Steering (control arms, ball joints, tie rods, tire wear, alignment)  Brakes (calipers/cylinders, rotor, hydraulics, etc.)

Gear the Pros Use! Hailing from The Stack (Hayward, CA), Matt got his first guitar at age four. Since then a guitar, music in general, has always been close by and an integral part of his life. Around age 13 Matt also started playing saxophone. This guitar/saxophone combo continued through high school and college. During his early twenties Matt played with various bands ranging from rock to jazz to traditional Latin and Portuguese music. Around 1994 Matt moved from the Bay Area in California to the Portland, Oregon area. For about ten years music took a back seat to work and family. It was during this time that Matt married his wife Michelle and the two of them started a family and a construction business. After a few years Matt had returned to school and earned a degree in Civil Engineering. While in back in school, the urge to play music became too much to ignore, so in addition to his engineering course load, Matt also took some music classes and played for several years in a local cover band. Tiring of the cover band scene Matt returned to original music in Jan 2010. It was at this time Earth to Ashes was formed.

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Order in the Chaos Helpful Band Tip #10 - Knowing Your Tube Amp... When you've been playing guitar for as long as I and many others have, you begin to appreciate tone over volume. Or, you look for the holy grail of scenarios by having tone and volume together in one amp. Now, for me to break down every amp/cab scenario and every type of guitar or style/genre of music you play would just be silly, and nobody would read it anyway. Because it would take a novel, not a blog, to express everything. So I will only talk of personal experiences and knowledge. First off, if you don't know already, I play hard rock guitar. And I grew up styling after all the guitar gods of the 70's-80's-90's. What that style of guitar playing entails is a loud, agressive core of an amp with the ability to pull harmonics out (both natural and pinched), and deliver them clearly. All while the amp is delivering massive sustain, tone, expression, and controllability. Ah-hah... got ya, didn't I? The very last word is the kicker. CONTROLLABILITY. The thing that is so often sacrificed in order to acheive all the others. You see, it isn't all that hard to pull a good tone or good volume/sustain from a tube amp of any type... if you drive it enough. But to keep it from screaming like a banshee when you stop playing is almost impossible when you have the amp that juiced up. And the hiss when you roll back on your volume on the guitar is almost unbearable if you plan on having any conversation with your band mates. To get all these terrific adjectives into my scenario, I switched away from Mesa Boogie and back to older Marshalls. When I say "older", I am talking 90's. I chose the JCM2000 DSL series. Not the re-issue that has no soul. But the tone-monger 100 watt dual channel terror of the 90's club scene. I have my Presence maxed, my treble at 9, mids at 2, bass at 10, and my ultra gain at 10. That head

should be screaming like crazy. Especially when I'm running two of them at the same time, both at about 3.5 on the volume. But they don't. They run warm, and quiet. But have such a massive crunch and when I stop playing on a dime... my amp follows me in. It doesn't continue a harmonic, or a buzz, or a hum, or a mushy squash-out of the chord or note. It just stops existing. Now, some of that may be attributed to playing style, we can't discount that, but maybe my style has been developed more articulately because I trust my amp? Now we're talking. I also get magnificent sustain that will decay into a fluid and "blue" feedback that just soothes out the phrase delicately. Not that irritating "red" feedback that just grates the nerves and rattles your ear bones to dust. Think old Nugent (he had that cold, ice-blue feedback that sounded like a wounded rhino). Now, just how do I get what I want out of

my amps, consistently night after night? Easy, I took the time to understand what my amps can do. And if they couldn't quite do what I needed it to do, I investigated what it would take to acheive it. And I virtually FORGED my sound over years and trial & error. Does all this mean I am saying my Marshalls are any better than Mesa Boogie? Hell no!!! It's just that they were what I NEEDED to obtain the sound I wanted as opposed to what was given to me at the time of purchase. So, whatever amp you choose, ask yourself a few questions about it:  Is my amp appropriate to my style of MUSIC?  Is my amp appropriate to my style of PLAYING?  Does my amp properly project what it is you are trying to do on the fretboard?  Is my amp LOUD enough? Or is it TOO loud for my genre?  If I make a change on my guitar (switch out pickups, change brands/models) will it adversely affect my amp's tone?  Is my amp able to be MODIFIED?  When was the last time you had your amp biased? Tubes changed out? These are all highly important things to consider and address before you can let yourself go and trust your amp. Because, let's face it, nothing sucks worse than when you step to the front of that stage and hit that amazing note you've been working on only to have it fail to set you up into that killer solo...

Brien DeChristopher is the guitarist and primary songwriter for Seattle Seale-based hard rock band "Agents Of Chaos". He has played in numerous live and recording bands over the years where he has logged countless hours on stage in live performance, and studio recording time. You can see this and other Pearls of Wisdom at http://www.blogster.com/briendechristopher/

The "Sin City Rock Party" by "Guitars Under the Stars" took place at the Hard Rock Cafe and was without a doubt one of the heaviest nights of hard rock in 2014. Opening up the night was "The Paul Hernandez Trio" from Riverside, California. I know, the opening act is always supposed to be the less-talented, up and comer trying to get their foot in the door. Not so on this night... not so at all.

The 21 year old Paul Hernandez took the stage with his beaten up gold Fender Stratocaster and made it abundantly clear that he and his band were not going to mess around. Their set was filled with heavy, bluesy rock that was the textbook definition of the word "tight". I mean, this kid is barely old enough to buy himself a beer and I kept waiting; patiently waiting for him to miss a lick, to "call it in" or do something to expose his

"inexperience"... he didn't. Not once. "Mr. Hernandez" (as I now respectfully call him) played every, single note in his set perfectly and no doubt, schooled a few long time "Guitar Gods" in the crowd on the proper way to play a guitar. Immediately after the set ended and the applause died down, I looked around at the crowd's reaction. Every person in attendance stood there with their mouths agape -- stunned. It was nothing short of amazing and would have made greats like Stevie Ray, Clapton and Hendrix nod in approval. If you're lucky; a few times in your life you will witness one of the true greats in action, a musician who just seems to have been born with "the gift". Someone who can pick up an instrument and effortlessly push it to its limits. This was one of those rare nights. And this was just the opening band! Reigning next on the bill was "Leona X". This band from Seattle is fronted by smoking' hot front woman "Leona X" who hits the stage like a sexy lioness sporting a skin tight, black leather outfit com-

lead and takes her six-string Epiphone all the way to the ground; Jimi Hendrix style. She proves to the captivated onlookers that she's not only incredibly sexy and a great musician... she's also an amazing entertainer. Leona X demands your attention and once she has it you can't look away.

From the first note to the last, they brought a heavy, upbeat sound and had the wildest, most high energy set of the night. "Divide the Day" clearly plays to the beat of their own drummer and in a world of knockoffs and copycats, their originality is a beautiful thing.

plete with stiletto boots featuring a big "X" on the side. She's oozing sex appeal and gets my attention right away. This three-piece proceeds to belt out their own brand of hard and heavy rock and the fists in the crowd immediately go up in the air. Midway through the first song, Leona X goes into her solo and now the word is out on the street... this woman can play. Near the end of the set on Up next was Valoraâ&#x20AC;Ś First their song "Love at First Feel", "Divide the Day" -- a 4 piece of all, take a second to imagine your Leona X goes into another blistering from L.A. was the next on the line favorite rock band. Now imagine up of great bands who hit the stage your favorite rock band without a that night. Don't be fooled by their mustaches and starched white shirts. These guys know how to rock.

guitar player. So where am I going with this? Well, it turned out that Valora's guitar player was a no-show at the last second. I only got to hear what Valora sounded like... minus the guitar. They put out a good effort and each member gave it 100% but I really can't give a fair assessment of their performance without the guitar. They had a sound similar to Evanescence... without the guitar. Needless to say, after the gig, I checked out their videos "I Waited for You" and "Extreme" and they are a solid band. It's just a shame they weren't at full strength that night.

The final band to perform on this epically memorable night was "Nadir" â&#x20AC;&#x201C; a profound mix of hard rock and heavy funk. This four piece fusion band is fronted by veteran rocker "Nadir D'Priest" of the '80s glam metal band "London" (you may remember "London" from the legendary '80s metal documentary "The Decline of Western Civilization II: The Metal Years"). Nadir D'Priest not only rocked the vocals that night, he also rocked the tambourine, maracas, drums and a slew of other instruments as well. This front man truly defines the term "more cowbell" (yes, he plays that too). Nadir's musicianship is technical and precise - but seriously smooth and fun. Their style: hard and heavy - yet groovy and carefree. Their performance: high energy -yet laid back and cool. It's clear that Nadir is a group of veteran musicians who have "been there and done that". They've seen trends come and go. Seen the gimmicks come and go. At the end of the day, they know why they're still playing music. They know what they like, and they know what they want to hear. Everyone at the "Sin City Rock Party" -- musicians and attendees alike, all had the same thing in common. We weren't there for "status" or "money" or to "pose".

We all went for the same reason. We all wanted to rock out and to have a good time. We all went there for the music.

100% original progressive/power metal from the Pacific NorthWest CV WW: Tell our readers who's in the band and their role? Matt Dorado: Currently, the line up consists of Mark Raney on drums, Larry Massengale on guitar, Angelo Jensen on bass and lead vocals, and myself, Matt Dorado, on guitar and lead vocals. CV WW: Tell us about the beginning, who founded the band, what was the catalyst behind it? Matt: Well the band started in January of 2010. Angelo and I had been in touch for a while but

had never really had a chance to get together. Finally, it turned out that we were both available and looking for a new original project. So, we got together for a jam and a few beers. It seems like there is always beer, and/or alcohol involved when Angelo and I get together. HaHaHa I had been in a cover band for about 7 years and was really ready to do something original. If I had to play Mary Janeâ&#x20AC;&#x;s last dance again I just might have gone on a shooting spree. Anyway, that was the birth of E2A, Angelo, me and our

original drummer Rochelle Parche. Man that chic could pound the crap out of a drum set. CV WW: Tell us about the name, where did it come from? Matt: Well, we kicked around names for a long time. Probably a good 6 months. Finally, Angelo and Ro said that we should just call the band Dorado. I was against it at first. I really wanted the band to be a â&#x20AC;&#x153;bandâ&#x20AC;? and not considered my project. But I do like my name and it had some good imagery aspects. Unfortu-

nately, there was already a band here in Portland called Dorado and they had been here for over 10 years. When I called them to find out more about why they chose Dorado, turns out they were really cool guys, too. So, one day at rehearsal we were going through tunes. One of our tunes was a reworked version of a song Angelo had written called Earth to Ashes. After practice I mentioned that I thought Earth to Ashes was a great band name. The other two agreed and the name stuck. CV WW: Talk to us about the journey to find the right combination of musicians ... Matt: Is the journey over? I don‟t think so. Finding the right people to play in a band with is a pain in the ass. I mean think of how hard it is to find that right person to marry and spend your life with. Now add to that in a band the person has to have a specific skill like guitar or bass. They have to

like what kind music you‟re doing… The list goes on and on. With this group it was Angelo and me. Then we added Ro who was the wife of a coworker. Over the last three years we have added Larry on guitar and Mark is our 6th drummer. We‟ve had a heck of a time with drummers. But I think we‟ve finally found our guy. We‟ve been kicking around the idea of adding a keyboardist but it has mostly been an internal discussion. CV WW: What is it about THIS combination that you think works so well? Matt: You know I don‟t know. I guess finding the right group of people is a bit like how that judge described porn. Something along the lines of you can‟t really define it but you know it when you see it. This group of guys just clicks musically and as people. We all get along really well. The wives all get along. Which when you‟re married and in a band, having

the wives get along is HUGE! No one wants to deal with that drama. CV WW: Who do you guys count as your musical influences? Matt: As a group we have a very wide range of influences. Angelo is a big fan of 70‟s rock like KISS, Aerosmith and Priest. Larry is more of a jam band kind of guy but also like quirky stuff like Zappa. He‟s also a big RUSH fan. Mark is also a big RUSH fan but also likes some of the more progressive stuff. Me I‟m a big prog guy now. But I cut my teeth on Motown and funk stuff, didn‟t really get into rock until I was in about the 8th grade. CV WW: Have you guys always wanted to play music, or were there other interests when you were younger? Matt: You know I haven‟t had this discussion with Larry or Mark so I don‟t know. But as for Angelo and I it has always been

music. I remember my dad coming to see me play one time in San Francisco. I was about 24 and playing in a Latin Rock/ Latin Jazz type band. After the show he said “This is really what you want to do with your life, isn‟t it?” I just looked at him. I mean I‟ve been telling him for about 20 years that it was what I wanted to do. Pretty much since I got my first guitar at age 4. CV WW: What other bands do you guys listen to during downtime and relaxation, what’s on YOUR music player? Matt: In the times that we have gone on road trips Mark and Larry overdose on Zappa and RUSH. Our last few they have been very heavy on the Zappa. Angelo likes a lot of Power Metal like Primal Fear, Kobra and the Lotus, and of course Judas Priest. Me, I am pretty heavy prog guy. Right now on the phone I have Pagan‟s Mind, Symphony X, An-

dromeda, Circus Maximus and of course Dream Theater. The play list is rounded out by some old and new Accept and some Alcatrazz with both YJM and Vai. CV WW: What do you hope to accomplish with your music, what message do you try to convey? Matt: Hmmm good question. My thought is that there are two kinds of musicians, one plays because they like to and one plays because they have to. I am definitely one of the latter. It is such a part of me as a person. I need to play in order to keep centered and to feel normal. If I go too long without playing I really start to get stressed out and irritable. So, creating and playing music I do first and foremost for myself, then if people like it, all the better. For what message I guess I should talk about the writing process. For E2A I write 99% of the music. Angelo writes 99% of the

lyrics. Sometimes I‟ll have a riff that I‟ll bring in or (like with Curse Invoked) Angelo gave me song titles and I wrote the music off the song titles. Then Ange finished out the lyrics to tell the story. I guess what I‟m trying to say is there is no real message other than “Here is what I was feeling or thinking at this moment. I hope you like it.” CV WW: What motivates the guys to keep improving, to keep expanding your horizons as musicians and a band? Matt: Funny, Ange and I just had this conversation last night. I personally can‟t stand to just sit and be stagnant musically. I mean there is ALWAYS something to learn whether it‟s a playing technique, things about my gear, recording, orchestration, songwriting… the list goes on and on. As a musician I listen to other players like Petrucci or Vai. You know, guys that have in-

spired me for years. But I also try to keep up with new players like Andy James, Marco Sfolgi and Guthrie Govan. Those guys are incredible and there is so much to learn. Really, you listen to those guys and you are either inspired to practice and get better or throw all your gear in the fireplace. CV WW: Tell us about the Portland music scene - what are your impressions of local music there? Matt: You know Portland is strange little city. Of course it is known for the whole indie/alt scene and strip clubs of course. And that is still what dominates the music scene here. But there is a growing metal scene and some really good bands. But I don‟t think it will ever be a harder rock/metal town. Too many hipsters, hippies and lovers of the squishy singer songwriter stuff. HaHaHa So, as a band we have been made it a focus to get out of Portland as much as we can. Pretty much anything within 300 miles is fair game. It is a time when you regret living out west. Things are so spread out that even with a 300

mile radius of Portland there are I won‟t play due to various reaonly three other larger metro are- sons but for the most part we just as: Seattle, Spokane, and Boise. always look forward to the next show. CV WW: Do you guys feel any “friendly competition” with the CV WW: Tell us about a particularly memorable show that reSeattle music scene? Matt: Ha, another recent conver- ally made it all worthwhile for sation and the answer is no. To you guys. Now, tell us about a me it‟s just another city 2.5 hours show that made you think away with worse traffic than “damm, is this really worth it?” Matt: Hmmm that‟s a tough one. Portland. Honestly, I can‟t think of one CV WW: How has the response show that made me go “Yes, this been from the shows you are is it!” Granted there are shows playing? that are better than others. We Matt: The shows always get a have a couple sayings in the good response. We are more band. One is “Getting closer.” known for our live show than our Because things are never perfect studio work. I mean I think the but if we work hard we can get CD is cool and I put a lot of closer. The other is “One fan at a blood, sweat and tears into the time.” That‟s how we are buildrelease. But if you really want to ing our fan base, one fan at a experience E2A I think you need time. So if we are playing a show to get out to a show. to the bartender and his dog, they are going to get as good as a CV WW: Do you have a favorite show from us as a 10,000 seat city or venue to play? arena. And our goal is to make Matt: The next one. I really like that one person a fan for life. the venues here in Portland. All the staff at the local venues treat CV WW: What kind of pressure us well and do their best to make do you feel, if any, to produce a us look and sound as good as successful record? How much they can. There are a couple ven- pressure is there to “produce” ues, I won‟t mention names, that with every new musical offer-

ing? Matt: Well I think you feel that with every recording you do. Or at least you should. I mean really who wants to put a piece of shit recording out there? But, our pressure is internal since we released the CD on our own label, Iron Taco. We don‟t have the concern of a record label executive canceling our project or our contract. We are in complete control. Of course that comes with its own list of pressures like “How the hell are we going to pay for all this shit.” and if the recording sucks musically, mixing whatever, everyone knows who to blame. HaHaHa CV WW: Let’s talk about the music industry today...and social media...music distribution is much different now, do you see that as progress? The ability to market/sell individual songs, does that benefit the industry as a whole? Matt: The music industry, hmmm. Wow this is a whole conversation in itself. For starters, the music industry has never been about the musician. And this goes back centuries. Musicians, hell artists in general, have always needed some sort of patron. Bach had the church. Michelangelo had Popes Julius II and Leo. Mozart had the Archbishop of Salzburg. And since the 50‟s there were the record companies. The issue with the system is that the musician, although doing the creating and the performing, is not the business person. And if you‟re not a business person, you‟re gonna get screwed. That‟s just the way it is. Now, with social media and digital media, the artist can take com-

plete control of their music. And you‟re able to get your music our there via FB, Twitter, Youtube and all the music sites that pick up your stuff. I found a couple sites yesterday that I didn‟t know existed, that had all our stuff. This is a plus and a minus. You may be able to get exposure but that doesn‟t necessarily translate into album sales. Music is so accessible that people are not as eager to pay for it anymore. Not that musicians ever made a lot from album sales but the industry as a whole has seen the revenue stream cut down a lot. So now you are basically relegated to

touring and merch sales. But then making a living as a musician has always been a crapshoot. CV WW: Sooo, Social Media platforms...savvy PR tools or necessary evil? Matt: Both. A necessary evil that you really need to be savvy at. CV WW: What is it about your music that you feel appeals to fans? Matt: I would like to think that people like the groove. Yet are kept interested by the small time changes and left turns I try to put in the songs. I would also hope

that on some level they can relate to the lyrical content. Ange has a way of writing that leaves the listener with a lot of room for interpretation and space for their imagination to fill in the gaps. CVWW: What can fans expect to see at a show? Matt: 100% effort! We really try and give everything we have for the time that we are up on stage. And like I said earlier if you really want to experience E2A, you have to come to a show. Ange is really fun to watch. I do my best to keep up but mostly just try to stay out of his way. Hahaha CV WW: “CURSE INVOKED” came out July 3rd, 2014 how has it been received so far? Tell us about the process of putting out a CD - was it harder or easier than you expected? If I read it right, that was your first “full length” CD… Matt: Yea the cd came out in July. It‟s done ok so far considering outside of a small Portland community we are an unknown band. Despite that we have sold cd‟s around the world. I have person-

ally shipped CDs to Columbia, Brazil, Ireland, Wales, Germany, Greece… It still amazes me that these people even know who we are. The cd was a lot of work. From conception to printing was about 16 mos. Even though we had plenty of material to record I convinced the guys to start from scratch and write a whole new album. This was met with blank stares and disbelief. But I felt that the older material, while cool, was not representative of the current lineup. And I really wanted

that new cohesive voice to come through on the project. There were too many lineup changes that occurred over the first three years that all the songs have a very different feel. So with Curse we decided to write 11 new tunes. Not only 11 new songs but, we decided to do a concept album about a cursed serial killer. So like I said the process was about 16 months in total. The drums and vocals were recorded at Opal Studios here in Portland. Then all the guitars and bass were recorded at my home “studio” which is really just a computer and a desk where you have to dodge the kids and the dog. Then we went back to Kevin Hahn at Opal Studios for mixing and mastering. It was a lot of work and there are so many things you have to do besides just record like promotion and artwork. The artwork, by the way, was drawn by Angelo‟s brother Frank. I think he did a fabulous job in capturing our ideas and making them real.

CV WW: “Guitars under the Stars” in Lebanon, OR - were you a bit intimidated by sharing the stage with some of those heavy hitters? What, if anything, were you able to take away from that experience? Matt: The whole Guitars festival was incredible. The two guys that put the festival on, Jeff and Jason, have cahones the size of Manhattan. They have put on other shows in Oregon but nothing of this magnitude. For a first year festival it turned out really well. As far as intimidated, I don‟t think so. I mean I can only play the way I play. Maybe nervous about not playing well is a better way to describe how I was feeling. I really wanted to play well and do what I do to the best of

my ability. I‟ll probably never be a MacAlpine. I mean that guy is so clean it‟s scary. What I took away really had nothing to do with music really but more had to do with the sense of community. Getting to meet Tony MacAlpine was great. Super cool guy. I also got to spend some good quality time with Nilli Brosh, Bruce Boulette, Gary Hoey, and Larry Mitchell. That time was really the highlight of the weekend. Sitting around drinking beer, talking music and gear. In getting back to your earlier question about what was a memorable show that made me think “yes!” this is so what I want to do. It would be this show. Actually you guys should come out next year. It‟s a great weekend of music in beautiful

Western

Oregon

August.

CV WW: Do any of your songs speak to you on a deep personal level? Matt: You know I think because I don‟t write the lyrics the songs have a different meaning to me. When I think of songs that touch me on a personal level it‟s normally because of the lyrics. A song like, this is not going to be very metal, „Butterfly Kisses” hits me hard because I have two daughters (NOTE: the Pres has a daughter and understands). So the story in that song really hits a vulnerable place in my heart. An instrumental song that touches me would be the theme from Schindler‟s List. The melody is so haunting and Itzak plays it with such passion. Ugh my stomach is

in a knot just thinking about that song. For our songs they are normally centered around something I wanted to do musically as opposed to something emotional. I try and set a mood but as best I can based on the titles but that‟s about all I can do. CV WW: How do you think you’ve grown as a band and as musicians? Matt: I would like to think that we grow every week. Just getting more and more used to each other‟s tendencies as players and gelling as a band I think happens every time we get together. I hope our song writing continues to evolve. There is so much to learn musically about how to set a mood or set up a chord or key change. And yet you also have your own creativity and are really only limited by your imagination. As musicians we are constantly growing. I play things now that I couldn‟t have done 10 years ago. Angelo talks about this a lot. How he had been a “play the root” kind of bassist. And now I have him playing inversions and time changes. I told him on the next cd he going to have to learn

some tapping riffs. I got the stink neering income. Our goal over eye for that. HaHaHa the next 3-5 years would be to record a few more cd‟s and to CV WW: Do you think you’d do break into the overseas market. anything different up to this Play some of those festivals in point, give the wisdom of time? Europe. That would be so aweWhat would you tell a younger some! version of yourself? Matt: Take more chances. That CV WW: Okay, what’s in store would be my advice. I‟ve always for the remainder of 2014 and been a fairly safe guy. Methodi- into 2015? What other big procal. I‟m not very emotional. And jects are in the works? I think I missed out on some op- Matt: Well we have one last portunities because of that. On show in December here in Portthe other side my life now is land. We are going to be pergreat. I have an awesome wife forming Curse in its entirety that I‟ll be married to for 20 years along with some older stuff. Set come December and two daugh- timed out at a little over 90 min ters that are the world to me. So for 17 songs. So it should be a maybe I did make all the right pretty epic night. For 2015 it‟s play, play, play. January is the choices. annual trip to Anaheim for CV WW: Where do you think you NAMM. It‟s always a great party are in the journey of Earth to and a chance to meet up with Ashes? Where do you see the people from all over that you band in 3-5 years? Idealistic don‟t get to hang out with very and realistic? often. We have also started preMatt: Idealistic, we are the next production on 11 of the older Iron Maiden!! HaHaHa Really tunes. And release that CD hopethe goal would be to be able to fully before Xmas. All the while play music full time. But realisti- writing the next CD. We have a cally to break even at the end of few tunes written already but I the year would be great; to be don‟t see those songs getting recable to support the band off the orded until late 2015 early 2016. band income and not my Engi-

CVWW: Any final words you would like to convey to your fans? Matt: If you‟re in the NW and can get out to a show please do. We really enjoy meeting and talking to people. If you‟re somewhere else in the world stop by the FB page or the website and post something even if it‟s just “Hi” The beauty of the internet is being able to make and keep connections, so let‟s do that.

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5 Ways to Convince Your Girlfriend to

Let You Ride A Motorcycle

from AskMen.com, reprinted with permission

You’ve got that itch to get out of your cage on wheels and experience the world for what it is. Some way or another, you’ve realized that "operating" a car is like watching reality television on steroids -- only the couch moves and the sound system is (possibly) better. But the question is: How do you convince your girl to let you ride on two wheels without foregoing intimacy for a week, or a month or… ever? The answer requires art and science, plus a little bit of

luck. Whatever combination turns out to work for you, there is something to be said for appealing to both her rational and emotional sides, with a little bit of nostalgia thrown in for good measure. So here are five ways to help you convince her to let you live the good life on two wheels.

All The Cool Dudes Are Doing It Elvis Presley, Steve McQueen and James Dean all earned their leather jackets. Brad Pitt rides with Angelina

across various countries with various quasi-adopted children. Shaquille O’Neil and Arnold Schwarzenegger are both

badasses on motorbikes. Tom Cruise made the Ninja iconic in Top Gun. Ben Affleck rides (perhaps with his Oscar in his backpack), while Ryan Gosling uses one as a quick escape from the pre-teen hordes who hound him to relive various scenes from The Notebook. George Clooney looks better on one than he did in Ocean’s Eleven. Ewan McGregor, aka Obi-Wan Kenobi, uses it to tap into the force and run over dark Lords of the Sith (known in Hollywood as PR professionals). Harrison Ford had one, which makes up for his horrible fourth Indy moviein Hollywood as PR professionals). Harrison Ford had one, which makes up for his horrible fourth Indy movie. James Bond has been known to ride in a tux. Jay Leno owns more than I care to count. Michael Jordan straddled an engine, as did Charles Lindbergh, Clint Eastwood, Lawrence of Arabia, Marlon Brando and Bob Dylan. Hell, even Fabio knows what’s up.

economy, perhaps you should point out that motorcycles save you money, both up front and in the long term. To start with the obvious, there’s the typical price of buying new. While a top-of-the-line 2013 Kawasaki ZX-6R will set you back $12,699, a stock Toyota Corolla will cost you $16,230. One of these goes 0-60 in a matter of seconds; one makes sure you won’t get laid on a first date. You can often pick up a decent used bike for anywhere between $2,000 and $4,000, or a brand-new entrylevel bike in the 300 cc category for around $5,000. The only used car I know that costs $2,000 has a giant dildo attached to the hood, as seen in the very adept comedy Idiocracy. Then there’s the insurance factor. Insuring my bike costs a grand total of about $200 per year. Finally, you can talk about gas. A tank that can take you 200 miles costs $14 to fill up, with premium. The result: You can take her on a romantic trip to Paris. Or buy her jewelry, or other things that actually matter more than jewelry. Like a microwave oven. That statement is not chauvinistic if your girl likes to cook. Which, if true, means you should probably also buy her a ring with all More Money To Spend On your savings.

Her

riding with a cape might be a little much, but rolling up to the party in full leathers is

completely acceptable. If you want to get her thinking about how good you’ll look in front of her friends, take her to your nearest bike shop and put on a helmet and some body armorreinforced leathers. Dare her to tell you that you don’t look like the modern day equivalent of a knight. The advances in motorcycle gear these days often give you the appearance of sporting a Halo suit. So, if you ever find yourself in a tough spot, needing to back up a buddy or defend your girl’s honor, you’ve got a leg up on anybody who’s dumb enough to try and touch you. Then there’s the whole saving the planet thing. Better MPG means your carbon footprint isn’t nearly as big as that bro in his raised truck or even the chick in the Mazda 3. In other words, you’ve got that Captain Planet thing going on.

In the extremely rare Everybody Wants to Date a case you’re not making mil- Superhero Time Is Important lions in this super-awesome Unless you’re Batman, Time is money and mon-

5 Ways to Convince Your Girlfriend to Let You Ride A Motorcycle (cont) likely be this hater tomorrow. The Ultimate Sell…

Take Her For A Ride

ey is time, but if you had to pick one, it seems that time is the thing we never have enough of. So instead of wasting two hours of your life every day commuting in traffic, it might be a good idea to highlight how much time you’ll save (and get to spend with her) if you commute on a bike rather than in a car. This will also help with your anger management issues, as you’ll be less apt to succumb to road rage due to grandma and grandpa chilling in the fast lane. Trust me when I say this: There’s nothing better than zooming by hundreds of people sitting in bumper-tobumper traffic who all inherently hate you and want to be you. (DISCLAIMER: Lanesplitting is only legal if you live in California.) You’ve probably been this hater yourself. Unless you get a bike, you’ll most

That means no popping wheelies between semis. The thrill of riding will be such that her arms will automatically wrap around you. If you’re good, you’ll be rewarded in the end for being a time-, moneyand planet-saving superhero whose alter-ego is named Elvis Schwarzenegger of Arabia. In Toto... If you really think you’re a minivan type of guy, then you shouldn’t have started reading this article in the first place. But if you’re serious about exploring the two-wheel lifestyle, then you best get out there. Life is short and all too often people go their entire lives without really living. So swing a leg over an iron steed and enjoy the wind in your face. If she’s worth it, she’ll understand.

It’s easy to be against riding motorcycles, until you ride one, that is. The best sell: have her hop on the back (after you’re experienced enough to handle her added weight, of course). The easiest way to make this happen might simply be to roll up to her house with an extra helmet. If she’s the adventurous type, she’ll hop right on. If she AskMen.com requires a little more convincing, you might need to use But if she doesn’t and all those crazy good negotiating else fails, there’s always Plan skills you’ve perfected through B...good luck with that... your parents, or guilt her into giving it a shot so you’ll finally forgive her for that time she went out with her girlfriends to Chippendales. Whatever method you use, make sure you don’t act like a total jackass when she’s riding pillion.

Gear the Pros Use! Allegra Granite Drum kit      

22" kick drum 10" rack tom 12" rack tom 13" floor tom 15" floor tom 13" snare

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Born and raised right here in Portland, Oregon, Mark was gifted with his first drum set when he was only 5 years old! His early influences were Motown and the Beatles, then he heard Led Zeppelin and Rush, and the rest is history. He started playing seriously at age 14, with his brother Rick on the bass. He has played in a variety of bands, including Sacred Ties, Burn Again Mission, Josephine Ocean, Cement, and Sky Blue Mind, to name a few.

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15" Zildjian Custom A crash 16" Zildjian Custom A crash 18" Zildjian Custom A crash 22" Zildjian Ping ride 20" Zildjian China 8" Zildjian splash 10" Zildjian splash 8" Zildjian bell 13" Zildjian hi hat

DW 8000 DP pedal DW Hi hat stand DW Hardware and DW 9000 cymbal stands Pork Pie throne Vic Firth 5A Hickory sticks Remo heads

Mark took time off from playing live a couple years after getting married to his wife Jennifer in 2000. He continued to practice and did some studio work. He was lured back into playing live at the Monsters of Rock initial show at Dante's in 2012. Hooked up with Larry at the 3rd MOR show in February of 2013, which eventually led him to Earth to Ashes.